Am I the only one who got teary-eyed at the opening music number on the SNL 50th anniversary special? Paul Simon just seems old and it makes me sad. Also, Sabrina Carpenter was not a good choice to sing with him.

Overheard in a Walmart parking lot.
Man: “The Boy Scouts are changing their name because they now allow girls.”
Woman: “Man, the boys don’t get to have anything.”

How are we organizing our reusable bags? I need somewhere to keep them that isn’t on the doorknob to the pantry and all over every floor on the first level of our townhouse, as well as the garage floor.

I can’t be the only white kid growing up in the 80s/90s who thought it was the bloods and the crypts.

My ten year old has now twice referenced “coronation day” when asking about the presidential transition of power.

I’ve never chosen a word for my year before, but this year I decided on two: cynicism and snark. Anyone care to join me? 🙃