chef lesiba
@lesiba.bsky.social
chef that invented the dunked chicken wrap from KFC
*will remove mayo from wrap soon
♱ vi veri universum vivus vici ♱ • 𓆈amans dissimulato𓆈
*will remove mayo from wrap soon
♱ vi veri universum vivus vici ♱ • 𓆈amans dissimulato𓆈
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chef lesiba
@lesiba.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Don't ask 🙏🏾
I yearn to to be stabbed and make my way here leaving a trail of blood and pockets of foot steps while calling out for help but nobody is around and I collapse on my back, the overview camera zooms out as I bleed out and fade into an eternal slumber. Fin.
I yearn to to be stabbed and make my way here leaving a trail of blood and pockets of foot steps while calling out for help but nobody is around and I collapse on my back, the overview camera zooms out as I bleed out and fade into an eternal slumber. Fin.
i be in my room half naked, dancing to lekompo no one will ever know🤺😌
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i be in my room half naked, dancing to lekompo no one will ever know🤺😌
there's also DVSN the day after. oh this December will be generational 🙏🏽😭
oh I used to pray for times like this. we will be there 🙏🏽😭😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
there's also DVSN the day after. oh this December will be generational 🙏🏽😭
oh I used to pray for times like this. we will be there 🙏🏽😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
oh I used to pray for times like this. we will be there 🙏🏽😭😭😭😭
there's this ZCC⭐ guy who asked if I can borrow him my white lab coat I said no and now I see he's at river. he wanted to do apostolic shenanigans with the lab coat i use for science😵
kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
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November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
there's this ZCC⭐ guy who asked if I can borrow him my white lab coat I said no and now I see he's at river. he wanted to do apostolic shenanigans with the lab coat i use for science😵
skoomf is still reposting transgender porn in November 😵😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
skoomf is still reposting transgender porn in November 😵😭😭😭
Homecoming with skoomf is too lit 😭😭😭
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Homecoming with skoomf is too lit 😭😭😭
I've never wanted anyone this much. I must be starving
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've never wanted anyone this much. I must be starving
im officially 30 if you guys were wondering. no more jokes serious business only. i am also no longer an intern, i am now officially a permanent staff member if you guys ever doubted if anyone would hire me cos i wouldn't.
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
im officially 30 if you guys were wondering. no more jokes serious business only. i am also no longer an intern, i am now officially a permanent staff member if you guys ever doubted if anyone would hire me cos i wouldn't.
some girl in eastern cape stole my Eucerin®Acute Lip Balm and now she's posting it on her status together with various lip balms and lip glosses which I suspect she stole from others. I give up on xhosa women 👐🏾.
ANC will avenge me🙏🏾
ANC will avenge me🙏🏾
August 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
some girl in eastern cape stole my Eucerin®Acute Lip Balm and now she's posting it on her status together with various lip balms and lip glosses which I suspect she stole from others. I give up on xhosa women 👐🏾.
ANC will avenge me🙏🏾
ANC will avenge me🙏🏾
I love you 💖
August 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I love you 💖
we cooked that presentation today 🤏🏾
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
we cooked that presentation today 🤏🏾
up thinking about skoomf💕
July 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
up thinking about skoomf💕
I just got site visit money and it's in the thousands 😔
July 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I just got site visit money and it's in the thousands 😔
haibo skoomf is reskeeting transgender porn on a Sunday too🙆🏽♂️
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
haibo skoomf is reskeeting transgender porn on a Sunday too🙆🏽♂️
I'm going to skip the gala dinner and not tell my boss 🙂↔️
June 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm going to skip the gala dinner and not tell my boss 🙂↔️
I'm going to work in Kimberly again soon 😌
June 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm going to work in Kimberly again soon 😌
I've been invited to some nerd fest and I need suits or at least suit pants. I literally skipped my graduation cos I don't wanna wear a suit now I have to wear it for 5 days😵💫.
#Zelensky
#Zelensky
June 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I've been invited to some nerd fest and I need suits or at least suit pants. I literally skipped my graduation cos I don't wanna wear a suit now I have to wear it for 5 days😵💫.
#Zelensky
#Zelensky