Just a Little Death
@lepetitmort.bsky.social
Patiently waiting for the end… with popcorn.
What ever happened to the absolutely vital border wall that President Fucknut wanted to build during his first regime?
Oh, right. It was a con.
Oh, right. It was a con.
June 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
What ever happened to the absolutely vital border wall that President Fucknut wanted to build during his first regime?
Oh, right. It was a con.
Oh, right. It was a con.
What’s old is new again.
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What’s old is new again.
If it’s not American then it’s just Sparkling Hypocrisy.
March 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If it’s not American then it’s just Sparkling Hypocrisy.
So Trump wants to nationalize Tik-Tok?
Sure sounds like Socialism to me.
Sure sounds like Socialism to me.
February 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So Trump wants to nationalize Tik-Tok?
Sure sounds like Socialism to me.
Sure sounds like Socialism to me.
Guess I’m not sardonic enough to keep with the “I’m actually Death” schtick.
Crazy how quickly the world exceeded my incredibly negative expectations.
Sigh.
Crazy how quickly the world exceeded my incredibly negative expectations.
Sigh.
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Guess I’m not sardonic enough to keep with the “I’m actually Death” schtick.
Crazy how quickly the world exceeded my incredibly negative expectations.
Sigh.
Crazy how quickly the world exceeded my incredibly negative expectations.
Sigh.
I wish I was rich, like a Trump voter.
Or stupid.
Like a Trump voter.
Or stupid.
Like a Trump voter.
November 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I wish I was rich, like a Trump voter.
Or stupid.
Like a Trump voter.
Or stupid.
Like a Trump voter.
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are really going to keep me busy.
November 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are really going to keep me busy.
Asheville finally has clean drinking water!
Not a great thing for death, but a great thing for North Carolina humans.
Not a great thing for death, but a great thing for North Carolina humans.
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Asheville finally has clean drinking water!
Not a great thing for death, but a great thing for North Carolina humans.
Not a great thing for death, but a great thing for North Carolina humans.
Time is infinite.
The attention span of trolls is not.
Wait it out.
The attention span of trolls is not.
Wait it out.
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Time is infinite.
The attention span of trolls is not.
Wait it out.
The attention span of trolls is not.
Wait it out.
Ironically, Nancy Mace will die of a brain hemorrhage, in a public bathroom, after eating a burrito, in 11 years, 4 months, and 18 days.
November 19, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Ironically, Nancy Mace will die of a brain hemorrhage, in a public bathroom, after eating a burrito, in 11 years, 4 months, and 18 days.
If I were Nancy Mace I’d be more worried about sharing ANY room with Matt Gaetz. Or Donald Trump. Or pretty much any Republican man.
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
If I were Nancy Mace I’d be more worried about sharing ANY room with Matt Gaetz. Or Donald Trump. Or pretty much any Republican man.
Sending the military in to deport aspiring American humans is going to give me so much more work!
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Sending the military in to deport aspiring American humans is going to give me so much more work!
RFK Jr. as HHS Secretary is a hugely pro-me appointment. Love it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
RFK Jr. as HHS Secretary is a hugely pro-me appointment. Love it.
Fun fact: Donald Trump and Elon Musk will eventually die.
So will you.
So will you.
November 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Fun fact: Donald Trump and Elon Musk will eventually die.
So will you.
So will you.
This is dying done right. Well done, future temporary leadership humans!
November 17, 2024 at 10:51 PM
This is dying done right. Well done, future temporary leadership humans!
As the miniature incarnation of Death I’d like to congratulate American humans for accelerating the end.
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
As the miniature incarnation of Death I’d like to congratulate American humans for accelerating the end.