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Kayyylee
@lepetitelestrange.bsky.social
I'm a reader, I'm writer, I'm a retail survivor; or whatever it was Steve Miller Band said 🫠✨🍉
Back after decades it seems to document the wait for more tattoos 🤷🏼‍♀️
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Should've brought my book so I could at least make some progress while waiting for my tattoos 😭
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What my child said: I was pretending I was a diver

What I heard: I was pretending I was a diaper
June 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new reading goal is to get entirely caught up with Jujutsu Kaisen before the new one comes out in August. I was going to make the same goal for DanDaDan, but the new one releases sooner and I don't have the money to buy the ones I still need 🥵
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
We did alright for the first time
April 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fingers crossed I can get these knotless braids to come out decent for my daughter. Hair is currently in its pre-treatment; braiding will start on Thursday
April 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think my biggest flex might be the more my hair fades the more people compliment it.
April 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The universe forreal went, "yeah you are about to vividly dream about your ex every single night in a way that will make you feel some type of way", and then dipped.

Love that for me.
March 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by Kayyylee
It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My kitten is obsessed with me giving her ice cubes to bat around in the kitchen.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I was already obsessed with The White Lotus; putting Jason Isaacs in it is going to make me feral. 🫠🤤 Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
February 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My daughter and I went to the reptile zoo today and typically we go on random weekdays where we get the whole place to ourselves mostly. So she's hesitant to the crowd at the close encounter section. The owner looks us dead in the eyes and goes "you guys know what to do" waving us over 😅🫶🏻
February 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I dunno why I always think I can juggle writing two fics at once. Instead of bouncing between, what happens is I neglect both. I've created an internal struggle when there's no block created by either to shift my focus between them. I'd rather inexplicably favor one at this point. #forgivemereaders
February 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Blue Raspberry/Dragonfruit/Lime Redbull Italian Soda ✨

If there's one thing I'ma experiment on it will be the flavor of my rbis 🩵
February 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just finished I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com by @kimberlylemming.bsky.social and never have I rooted harder for a T. Rex to become someone's adventure companion. 🩵 #ateitup #zerocrumbs #booksky
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Let the "how long have you been 17?" Birthday shenanigans begin ✨🖤
February 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Found the book I've been waiting to be released for MONTHS on the shelf 3 days early 😭

Happy birthday to me from the Universe.

We're gonna ignore that I pre-ordered it already and already got the notification that it was being packed to ship two days ago 🙃
February 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Naww it's fine, I'll just go fuck myself. Ya'll are right 😭
February 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Me: *hates snow*
Also me: *fills camera roll with snow pictures*
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That world ending comet from Don't Look Up is looking pretty heroic right now.
February 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How I'm spending my night
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yes, I am getting tattoos instead of dealing with the mental gymnastics of the world in a healthy manner; any other questions?
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes when I'm waiting for my daughter to get ready fully for school, my computer will turn on, on its own.

Not sure what message my ghosts are trying to send with that one, but I always turn it back off.

Feels like sending the afterlife to voicemail, a little bit.
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The apocalyptic reality I'd been preparing for was a zombie outbreak, so I'm unsure how best to navigate through the dystopia currently upon us.

Just remember: Soylent Green is people and fortune cookies are alien poop.
January 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I read When The Moon Hatched and it put me into a reading slump because I was so invested. If #StoryGraph didn't have the option to pause books, my currently reading section would be six books deep at this point.
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM