Leo leventhot
@leoleventhal.bsky.social
A pornographic and difficult woman
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I am in bookbinding withdrawals from finishing the first run of 30 Sleights and waiting for @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social to print out the second tn so here’s a thread on bookbinding
Idk if there’s a better book to have in ur bag if your working the graveyard shift as a bus driver on the rainy streets of Chicago
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Idk if there’s a better book to have in ur bag if your working the graveyard shift as a bus driver on the rainy streets of Chicago
I’m Being Peer Pressured Into Risky Sex By The Monster Under My Bed and 6 Other Tales of Terror To Help Curb Your Naughty Child by Morgathana Goodsuck
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I’m Being Peer Pressured Into Risky Sex By The Monster Under My Bed and 6 Other Tales of Terror To Help Curb Your Naughty Child by Morgathana Goodsuck
Okay wait Fritzi, diva . . .
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Okay wait Fritzi, diva . . .
tfw im going to chicago to get my soup bone boiled cuz these new york women let my soup bone spoil
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
tfw im going to chicago to get my soup bone boiled cuz these new york women let my soup bone spoil
any chicago bitties know where a transsexual woman could find a good personal boxing coach who will be normal ?
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
any chicago bitties know where a transsexual woman could find a good personal boxing coach who will be normal ?
last night when i got home from work around 340AM i had trouble falling asleep because i couldnt stop thinking about grocery store sushi. i could taste its contours, feel the plastic container snap open and shut. plagued
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
last night when i got home from work around 340AM i had trouble falling asleep because i couldnt stop thinking about grocery store sushi. i could taste its contours, feel the plastic container snap open and shut. plagued
“Family-oriented” may be my least favorite phrase in the English language
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
“Family-oriented” may be my least favorite phrase in the English language
Lady on my bus riding in circles to stay warm keeps referring to me as captain (thanks captain, all good captain) which gives my night bus the vibe of a two manned submarine which I drive and her job is to sleep and stay warm (which she’s great at)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Lady on my bus riding in circles to stay warm keeps referring to me as captain (thanks captain, all good captain) which gives my night bus the vibe of a two manned submarine which I drive and her job is to sleep and stay warm (which she’s great at)
trans woman who changes her name to Woman Of Plenty and wanders the exurbs of chicago performing impromptu execution on soccer moms and girl dads
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
trans woman who changes her name to Woman Of Plenty and wanders the exurbs of chicago performing impromptu execution on soccer moms and girl dads
Call me little miss pro social the way my behavior can be permitted due to the way it impacts others
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Call me little miss pro social the way my behavior can be permitted due to the way it impacts others
2k26:
What We Talk About When We Talk About Detransitioning and Getting Jobs In Finance and Moving to Wrigleyville and Becoming Addicted to Video Gambling
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
2k26:
Is your New Year’s resolution to read more ??? Is it not ??? Either way you should read this book and join us on February 8th for what WILL BE the METEORIC RETURN of the myopicXempty bottle book club
It is a cold dreary Chicago winter and we want you to read some Algren with us about it. February 8th at the Empty Bottle.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Is your New Year’s resolution to read more ??? Is it not ??? Either way you should read this book and join us on February 8th for what WILL BE the METEORIC RETURN of the myopicXempty bottle book club
Reposted by Leo leventhot
It is a cold dreary Chicago winter and we want you to read some Algren with us about it. February 8th at the Empty Bottle.
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It is a cold dreary Chicago winter and we want you to read some Algren with us about it. February 8th at the Empty Bottle.
okay sincerity o clock:
this was a tough year w an enormous amount of change and transition(pause) that, though ending up for the good, largely left me overwhelmed and exhausted. one of the few unalloyed bright spots this year was making a book w my best friend @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social
this was a tough year w an enormous amount of change and transition(pause) that, though ending up for the good, largely left me overwhelmed and exhausted. one of the few unalloyed bright spots this year was making a book w my best friend @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
okay sincerity o clock:
this was a tough year w an enormous amount of change and transition(pause) that, though ending up for the good, largely left me overwhelmed and exhausted. one of the few unalloyed bright spots this year was making a book w my best friend @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social
this was a tough year w an enormous amount of change and transition(pause) that, though ending up for the good, largely left me overwhelmed and exhausted. one of the few unalloyed bright spots this year was making a book w my best friend @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social
[christmas dinner, whole family together for the first time in years]
cousin 1: the practice has been doing great
2: our second is on the way but Judy is really blossoming :)
3: i just opened another franchise!
me: i've been told i have a dancer's gait. . never even taken a lesson 😏
cousin 1: the practice has been doing great
2: our second is on the way but Judy is really blossoming :)
3: i just opened another franchise!
me: i've been told i have a dancer's gait. . never even taken a lesson 😏
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
[christmas dinner, whole family together for the first time in years]
cousin 1: the practice has been doing great
2: our second is on the way but Judy is really blossoming :)
3: i just opened another franchise!
me: i've been told i have a dancer's gait. . never even taken a lesson 😏
cousin 1: the practice has been doing great
2: our second is on the way but Judy is really blossoming :)
3: i just opened another franchise!
me: i've been told i have a dancer's gait. . never even taken a lesson 😏
i love hanging shelves. the result is so satisfying and the process is a beautiful journey that you take backward in time with the contractor who drywalled your apartment, discovering the areas where he just kinda vibed it out or did a crazy patch job
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i love hanging shelves. the result is so satisfying and the process is a beautiful journey that you take backward in time with the contractor who drywalled your apartment, discovering the areas where he just kinda vibed it out or did a crazy patch job
Beautiful I live a life now where I get to be surprised when I see stuff like this instead of well aware of its release date and having to tell ppl if it’s ‘good’
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Beautiful I live a life now where I get to be surprised when I see stuff like this instead of well aware of its release date and having to tell ppl if it’s ‘good’
‘ my hoes they do drugs’ is my ‘cellar door’
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
‘ my hoes they do drugs’ is my ‘cellar door’
pluribus is good but how do i stop spending the runtime saying pluribus to myself in funny ways. plubrius. pubrilus. pusbrilus. prubsilus.
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
pluribus is good but how do i stop spending the runtime saying pluribus to myself in funny ways. plubrius. pubrilus. pusbrilus. prubsilus.
where's my fucking GUY tho where's my FELLA okay that's what im trying to figure out
I have the “away from leo for too long” flu
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
where's my fucking GUY tho where's my FELLA okay that's what im trying to figure out
Reposted by Leo leventhot
Me to anyone in the city of Seattle who will listen: so the thing about my best friend is that she’s a bus driver
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me to anyone in the city of Seattle who will listen: so the thing about my best friend is that she’s a bus driver
Also this motherfucker is like Forrest Gump for mid century nyc. Oh cab Calloway was besties w my parents. Oh I met Albert Einstein. Oh i had detention w stokely carmichael. Oh I was at Allan kaprow’s first happening. Come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reading a delany memoir and the first mention of filthy, bitten finger nails seen as a child is like checkhov’s horniest gun
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Also this motherfucker is like Forrest Gump for mid century nyc. Oh cab Calloway was besties w my parents. Oh I met Albert Einstein. Oh i had detention w stokely carmichael. Oh I was at Allan kaprow’s first happening. Come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reposted by Leo leventhot
christmas beading marathon 2025, ~12.5 hours or 7 trash christmas movies
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
christmas beading marathon 2025, ~12.5 hours or 7 trash christmas movies
2026 is my year of calling shit 'facile' and 'grotesque' or 'painterly' and 'enlivening'
December 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
2026 is my year of calling shit 'facile' and 'grotesque' or 'painterly' and 'enlivening'