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@leohutz.bsky.social
Corbynite troll. Professional trutherer.
There’s a #WorldKindnessDay but not a #WorldNastinessDay?

Awful people need an outlet too.
November 13, 2024 at 1:32 PM
“Your honour, if *everyone* was ‘Kung Fu Fighting’, then how does that explain the numerous people sat down at the bar chatting? It‘s simply a laughable contention.”
September 4, 2024 at 9:02 PM
9/11 was my personal 9/11.
September 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
You literally paid for a tattoo? My brother you could‘ve just used a biro.
August 31, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Gen Z history text book:

Churchill Unal1ved the Nat-Cs during world c0nflict II 😳🙊🤯😲💀💀💀
August 31, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Yes I will be calling it ‘Cappy G Tax’ from now on. Thanks for asking.
August 31, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Joke idea: I pretend that I’m going to buy Oasis tickets even though I only know wonderwall.

Has anyone seen this joke anywhere? I want to know if I’m the first.
August 31, 2024 at 12:34 PM
There’s not going to be a chilli cook off you stupid slut.
August 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Emily getting heat for this objective correct take.

The ‘tourists vs genuine fans’ talking point is more clear cut when talking about football.

If you don’t think it’s bad that genuine fans miss out to middle class, casuals who go for a few social media posts then I’m not sure what to tell you.
August 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
The amount of ODS (Oasis Derangement Syndrome) I’ve seen over the last few days has been truly magnificent. People have actually convinced themselves that they’re complete garbage bar 2 songs. It’s adorable.
August 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Hopefully Liam will go “PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONES AWAY YA CUNTS” and that’ll be the end of the matter.
August 26, 2024 at 7:46 PM
What if Hitler made some great points? Did you ever consider that?
August 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Why is exam results day even a news story? I want to know about a shadow minister being arrested for tax fraud, or of a coup d'état in central Africa.

No one cares that Jim Speccytwat got a B in physics.
August 22, 2024 at 10:07 AM
It is simply not possible to be Pro-Bean in a Post-Truth society.

“Beans cause penal shrinkage!!!”
‼️✋😫🤚‼️

My brother in Christ it was 1 study.
August 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
It’s hard to believe that back then he was ridiculed, mocked and ostracised for saying this.

Only beyond death did his message truly resonate with people, and they continue to do so today.

Where would society be without the guidance of wisdom at great cost?
August 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I got perm banned on Twitter (subsequently known as X) for posting an image of Elon Musk pregnant with Donald Trump’s child with his own AI image generator.
August 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Is it fun over here yet?
August 16, 2024 at 8:32 AM
I have been perm banned from X formerly known as twitter (again again)
April 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Twitter update:
February 23, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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@leohutz.bsky.social sending this on here as you don't follow me on Twitter 😂
January 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Just went past a market stall in town that said Free Polystyrene.

I think they might be Hamas terrorists.
November 17, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Maybe you should stop talking about how inflation effects prices of human turds on the dark web until you know what the fuck you’re actually talking about.
October 22, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Twitter’s quiet.
October 8, 2023 at 1:41 PM
First they came for the communists,
and I did not speak up because I’m shy…
October 1, 2023 at 10:34 AM
If I was in charge I would completely prohibit banter from all non-comedic podcasts.

Literally could be podcast discussing slavery and you can guarantee that the first 5 minutes will be spent laughing at someone’s fucking tie.
October 1, 2023 at 8:45 AM