@lenner4.bsky.social
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Does anyone know someone named Leon who would like these? Bought them online and they won't accept returns. Should have said 'NOEL'.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Does anyone know someone named Leon who would like these? Bought them online and they won't accept returns. Should have said 'NOEL'.
$300 million dollars seems like a lot of money. Can’t they just take Trump to the local Burger King and let him loose in the ball room there? He can even wear a crown.
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
$300 million dollars seems like a lot of money. Can’t they just take Trump to the local Burger King and let him loose in the ball room there? He can even wear a crown.
Really gunning for that Nobel Peace Prize.
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Really gunning for that Nobel Peace Prize.
First day of school in the USA, world’s most free country!
A school shooter has been "contained" and is no longer an active threat to the community, authorities in Minneapolis say.
Minnesota governor says a shooting has occurred at a Minneapolis school
Authorities say a shooting has erupted during the first week of classes at a Minneapolis Catholic school. There was no immediate information on any injuries. Gov.
bit.ly
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
First day of school in the USA, world’s most free country!
Good thing SNL is off for the summer. No way would they be able to parody this.
Trump: You all know the great PM of the UK and we just signed a document
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
June 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Good thing SNL is off for the summer. No way would they be able to parody this.
I’m so impressed Trump knows 12 countries!
BREAKING: Trump announces full travel ban on people from 12 countries and a partial restriction on seven countries, which goes into effect on Monday.
Trump announces travel ban affecting a dozen countries set to go into effect Monday
President Donald Trump is again banning people from countries his administration deems dangerous from coming to America.
bit.ly
June 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m so impressed Trump knows 12 countries!
Does he know they’re Muslim?
Watch timelapse of Trump's marathon handshake session with Saudis
Watch timelapse of Trump's marathon handshake session with Saudis
Dozens of senior officials, military leaders and businessmen queued to greet the US president in Saudi Arabia.
www.bbc.com
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Does he know they’re Muslim?
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My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."
I replied, "That's 15 love."
I replied, "That's 15 love."
March 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."
I replied, "That's 15 love."
I replied, "That's 15 love."
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Trudeau announces 25% tariffs on US goods will take effect at midnight in response to Trump’s on Canadian products
Trudeau announces 25% tariffs on US goods will take effect at midnight in response to Trump’s on Canadian products
"Our tariffs will remain in place until the U.S. trade action is withdrawn, and should U.S. tariffs not cease, we are in active and ongoing discussions with provinces and territories to pursue several non-tariff measures."
nypost.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trudeau announces 25% tariffs on US goods will take effect at midnight in response to Trump’s on Canadian products
I'm guessing Zelensky was a remarkably patient father.
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm guessing Zelensky was a remarkably patient father.
Amazing what Zelensky accomplished today considering his bone spurs.
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Amazing what Zelensky accomplished today considering his bone spurs.
Wow, Trudeau got Trump to delay the tariffs for 30 days.
Those laser pointers are really distracting.
Those laser pointers are really distracting.
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wow, Trudeau got Trump to delay the tariffs for 30 days.
Those laser pointers are really distracting.
Those laser pointers are really distracting.
Per Donald Trump, New Mexico will now be known as New America, tortillas will be known as as Freedom Flaps, and any Canadian maple syrup found in the USA will be stuffed back into trees.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Per Donald Trump, New Mexico will now be known as New America, tortillas will be known as as Freedom Flaps, and any Canadian maple syrup found in the USA will be stuffed back into trees.
If Trump invades Canada tell him our dollar trades at par and Quebec will never give him a problem. 😉
January 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If Trump invades Canada tell him our dollar trades at par and Quebec will never give him a problem. 😉
@briantylercohen.bsky.social 1500 January 6 rioters pardoned, including those found guilty of assaulting police, and Biden’s bill to reduce drug prices rescinded.
Busy 1st day making America great again, lol.
Busy 1st day making America great again, lol.
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social 1500 January 6 rioters pardoned, including those found guilty of assaulting police, and Biden’s bill to reduce drug prices rescinded.
Busy 1st day making America great again, lol.
Busy 1st day making America great again, lol.
I sense a great disturbance in the force.
As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I sense a great disturbance in the force.
As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
Listening to Trump’s speech and I gotta say he’s surprised me. I never thought he could be this unhinged.
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Listening to Trump’s speech and I gotta say he’s surprised me. I never thought he could be this unhinged.
Imagine giving your inauguration speech and calling your predecessors incompetent traitors, threatening foreign countries, and showing that he has no idea how tariffs work.
It’s been fun USA, we’re going to miss you.
It’s been fun USA, we’re going to miss you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Imagine giving your inauguration speech and calling your predecessors incompetent traitors, threatening foreign countries, and showing that he has no idea how tariffs work.
It’s been fun USA, we’re going to miss you.
It’s been fun USA, we’re going to miss you.
I sense a disturbance in the force. As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I sense a disturbance in the force. As if millions of people threw up in their mouths a little bit.
You know those things in cars that beep when other people get too close? Do they have those for people?
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You know those things in cars that beep when other people get too close? Do they have those for people?
If nobody minds, I'm just going to turn 2025 off and back on again.
January 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If nobody minds, I'm just going to turn 2025 off and back on again.
In the dairy section of the supermarket I overheard one college student tell another “Cows make butter. I dont know how they do it but they do.”
January 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In the dairy section of the supermarket I overheard one college student tell another “Cows make butter. I dont know how they do it but they do.”
I’m not catholic or even religious but I think the pope’s Christmas message was hopeful if not a bit old fashioned when he told us all to “Get Up And Boogie”.
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I’m not catholic or even religious but I think the pope’s Christmas message was hopeful if not a bit old fashioned when he told us all to “Get Up And Boogie”.
I can't believe with all the crap going on in this country Justin Trudeau is just leisurely going out to buy new furniture tomorrow!
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I can't believe with all the crap going on in this country Justin Trudeau is just leisurely going out to buy new furniture tomorrow!
Just an FYI, although I do own my own company I am not a CEO. And I am not in the healthcare business*.
*We used to sell “health supplements” but it became too time consuming to get the sugar into those little capsules.
*We used to sell “health supplements” but it became too time consuming to get the sugar into those little capsules.
December 9, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Just an FYI, although I do own my own company I am not a CEO. And I am not in the healthcare business*.
*We used to sell “health supplements” but it became too time consuming to get the sugar into those little capsules.
*We used to sell “health supplements” but it became too time consuming to get the sugar into those little capsules.