My Spotify Wrapped in summary:
1. I love being a woman.
2. I hate Drake.

WATCH: People celebrating after South Korea's parliament blocks martial law and soldiers withdraw

If this goes to a 10th OT, we should let the mascots fight. Sorry Uga.

2018: we put in a request with STL CSB re: a city tree

2023: put in another request after 5 years of inaction, but it was closed b/c the 2018 request was still open

2024: the tree branch finally falls cracking our car windshield w/ the 2018 request still pending 😐

Found little guy flopping on the hot pavement, got him into a shoebox bed, and Steve located a wildlife rehab who can take him tonight. Hoping this has built up enough goodwill between us and the local squirrels that they never chew through our car wiring again. 🐿️

My mom who sacrificed everything to help me achieve my dream of going to law school: Honey, can you explain the Trump indictments to me?

Me googling “what does RICO stand for?”: Yes, just give me a second.

If I’m not supposed to drink this then why did they make it look so drinkable

My settlement money has arrived, gonna treat myself this weekend 💅

🎀girl dinner🎀