"A.I." rhymes perfectly with "Colombian necktie".

Kilts and psych-folk!

Keep the NFL out of Boxing Day. Didn't ask for it. Don't want it.

NCAA Rugby > NCAA Football. Because NCAA Women's Rugby is an actual THING!

Our healthcare system is expensive and completely f*cked!
It's a colossal failure, and a f*cking travesty.

Lola Kirke discussing her book "Wild West Village" in a bookstore in Greenwich Village? Sign me up! I love the Village, bookstores, literature, and Lola Kirke! I'll be there in a cowboy hat.

HAIKU:
Tyrants are falling.
New tyrants are now rising.
Fuck, it's exhausting.

Dude a couple doors down was out raking his leaves yesterday. That is Zen...and hellza soothing. Y'all should try that.

Leaf-blowers are not Zen.

Control. Destruction.
Welcome to Dystopia.
You voted for this.

HAIKU:
Just moving forward
Fleeing the burning rubble
and Bro-ligarchy