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Ron Swanson in the streets, Andy Dwyer in the skeets
The 90s were crazy man. Like, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett got together and people were just out there like “what a weird couple, she’s pretty and he’s SO UGLY” like right to the poor man’s face.
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The 90s were crazy man. Like, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett got together and people were just out there like “what a weird couple, she’s pretty and he’s SO UGLY” like right to the poor man’s face.
Yo, my kids diaper looks like beef stew, y’all think I can get him like a sponsorship deal with Dinty Moore?
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yo, my kids diaper looks like beef stew, y’all think I can get him like a sponsorship deal with Dinty Moore?
Medical terminology is hilarious when you realize -itis basically just means pain/problem, usually preceded by (body part)
Like you tell your doctor the bottom of your foot hurts, and they’re like “yeah, you probably got bottom of the foot problem”, but they pronounce it “plantar fasciitis”
Like you tell your doctor the bottom of your foot hurts, and they’re like “yeah, you probably got bottom of the foot problem”, but they pronounce it “plantar fasciitis”
August 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Medical terminology is hilarious when you realize -itis basically just means pain/problem, usually preceded by (body part)
Like you tell your doctor the bottom of your foot hurts, and they’re like “yeah, you probably got bottom of the foot problem”, but they pronounce it “plantar fasciitis”
Like you tell your doctor the bottom of your foot hurts, and they’re like “yeah, you probably got bottom of the foot problem”, but they pronounce it “plantar fasciitis”
I used to make a joke that the eventual result of internet brainrot mem culture would be a Presidential debate between PoonSlayer69420 and 420SlayPoon247, and now we've got the richest man in the world making himself a fake badge with Dogefather 69420 on it, and it doesn't feel good to be right.
May 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I used to make a joke that the eventual result of internet brainrot mem culture would be a Presidential debate between PoonSlayer69420 and 420SlayPoon247, and now we've got the richest man in the world making himself a fake badge with Dogefather 69420 on it, and it doesn't feel good to be right.
Of all the useless efforts to control age-restricted stuff, by far the most useless and constantly annoying to me personally, is the stupid little thing that makes you enter your birth date before you're allowed to look at a winery website.
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Of all the useless efforts to control age-restricted stuff, by far the most useless and constantly annoying to me personally, is the stupid little thing that makes you enter your birth date before you're allowed to look at a winery website.
Vladimir, staaahhhhp! I’m super cereal, I mean it, Vladaimiiiiir!
April 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Vladimir, staaahhhhp! I’m super cereal, I mean it, Vladaimiiiiir!
In light of the fact that apparently they’ve created a task force to fight “anti-Christian bias”, I’d just like to say that accurately describing negative aspects of a thing is not the definition of bias.
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
In light of the fact that apparently they’ve created a task force to fight “anti-Christian bias”, I’d just like to say that accurately describing negative aspects of a thing is not the definition of bias.
Real quick, does anybody remember if an authoritarian government creating a national registry of a certain group of people has ever had a bad result?
April 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Real quick, does anybody remember if an authoritarian government creating a national registry of a certain group of people has ever had a bad result?
Condemning patriarchy is compassion toward men. Patriarchy and misogyny are a prison for us too.
Whenever a post of mine about patriarchy gets a lot of attention, I inevitably have at least one person comment something about how I need to have more compassion for men. It makes my eyes roll back into my skull. I already have compassion for men—the lack of compassion for women is the problem!
April 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Condemning patriarchy is compassion toward men. Patriarchy and misogyny are a prison for us too.
The Facebook algorithm thinks I’m straight (constantly showing me Reels that are just cleavage) but the bsky algo thinks I’m gay (showing me bear or otter thirst traps). No clue what to do with this information.
April 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Facebook algorithm thinks I’m straight (constantly showing me Reels that are just cleavage) but the bsky algo thinks I’m gay (showing me bear or otter thirst traps). No clue what to do with this information.
Autism doesn’t destroy lives. Stupid pieces of shit who spread lies about autism destroy the lives of people with ASD.
April 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Autism doesn’t destroy lives. Stupid pieces of shit who spread lies about autism destroy the lives of people with ASD.
Man, something tellin me this Daredevil show isn’t actually talking about Daredevil.
April 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Man, something tellin me this Daredevil show isn’t actually talking about Daredevil.
Y'all, I figured it out. When RFK said autistics don't pay taxes or write poetry, or go to the bathroom on their own, he was talking about Elon.
April 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Y'all, I figured it out. When RFK said autistics don't pay taxes or write poetry, or go to the bathroom on their own, he was talking about Elon.
Gonna go out on a limb and say most ASD/Autistic adults paid more in taxes last year than RFK Jr. Also, doesn't Egon claim to be autistic? Shouldn't he be speaking out about this?
April 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say most ASD/Autistic adults paid more in taxes last year than RFK Jr. Also, doesn't Egon claim to be autistic? Shouldn't he be speaking out about this?
I had the loveliest dream. I was on a city bus. It suddenly stopped so he could cross the street with his entourage. Half way across the street, he had a massive heart attack and dropped dead right there. The whole bus cheered.
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I had the loveliest dream. I was on a city bus. It suddenly stopped so he could cross the street with his entourage. Half way across the street, he had a massive heart attack and dropped dead right there. The whole bus cheered.
The guy who’s come to every birthing class in the same Don’t Tread On Me hat and Miami Vice shirt waited until the third week of class to ask one of the stupidest fucking questions I’ve ever heard.
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The guy who’s come to every birthing class in the same Don’t Tread On Me hat and Miami Vice shirt waited until the third week of class to ask one of the stupidest fucking questions I’ve ever heard.
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Somebody’s gonna do the thing soon, right?
April 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Somebody’s gonna do the thing soon, right?
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Ford Idaho Center filled to capacity, and hundreds of people outside. Idaho is not for sale. #fightoligarchy @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
April 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ford Idaho Center filled to capacity, and hundreds of people outside. Idaho is not for sale. #fightoligarchy @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
Popular opinion: there is no non-funny way to refer to the butthole.
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Popular opinion: there is no non-funny way to refer to the butthole.
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of my tiktok followers made this
Deep down, these guys know that current AI could replace them today.
i think these people are in the grip of a genuine delusion www.nbcchicago.com/news/busines...
Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won't be needed ‘for most things'
Over the next decade, advances in artificial intelligence will mean that humans will no longer be needed "for most things" in the world, says Bill Gates.
www.nbcchicago.com
April 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Deep down, these guys know that current AI could replace them today.
He’s God’s huckleberry now.
a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a hat .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a hat .
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
He’s God’s huckleberry now.
I'm gonna regret asking this, but is Booker wearing a catheter or something?
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm gonna regret asking this, but is Booker wearing a catheter or something?