Leighann Lord
@leighannlord.bsky.social
comedian – author – Human. Comedy Special "Even More Funny Women of a Certain Age" now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Google Play! Follow me on Substack.
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Leighann Lord
@leighannlord.bsky.social
· Jan 17
It’s hard to boycott when the whole damn world is the company store.
I’ve been thinking about what an appropriate response would be to the presidential insult, "Quiet, Piggy."
Would it be:
"Your, mama!"
"Fuq u, fat man!"
Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:”
"Devour feculence!"
Would it be:
"Your, mama!"
"Fuq u, fat man!"
Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:”
"Devour feculence!"
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve been thinking about what an appropriate response would be to the presidential insult, "Quiet, Piggy."
Would it be:
"Your, mama!"
"Fuq u, fat man!"
Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:”
"Devour feculence!"
Would it be:
"Your, mama!"
"Fuq u, fat man!"
Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:”
"Devour feculence!"
Evernote: You're using an outdated app version. Update now for the best experience.
Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good.
PS: Go fuq yourself.
Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good.
PS: Go fuq yourself.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Evernote: You're using an outdated app version. Update now for the best experience.
Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good.
PS: Go fuq yourself.
Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good.
PS: Go fuq yourself.
I really don't want to live through all of this. I'd much rather just watch the Ken Burns documentary about it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I really don't want to live through all of this. I'd much rather just watch the Ken Burns documentary about it.
Reposting this as I work up the courage to do "open enrollment" which feels more like open season. #bigsigh #howdidwegethere
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposting this as I work up the courage to do "open enrollment" which feels more like open season. #bigsigh #howdidwegethere
Hey Erie (PA)!
Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!
I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!
Here you go! See you there!
kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu...
#JoyisResistance
Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!
I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!
Here you go! See you there!
kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu...
#JoyisResistance
Funny Women of a Certain Age - Kellar's: Modern Magic and Comedy Club
“If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I’d take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.” – Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain Age® What began as a w...
kellarsmagic.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey Erie (PA)!
Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!
I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!
Here you go! See you there!
kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu...
#JoyisResistance
Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!
I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!
Here you go! See you there!
kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu...
#JoyisResistance
Whew! It sounds like Gen Z is entering the, “We got food at home” phase of adulthood.
Welcome!
And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers.
If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.
Welcome!
And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers.
If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whew! It sounds like Gen Z is entering the, “We got food at home” phase of adulthood.
Welcome!
And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers.
If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.
Welcome!
And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers.
If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.
Reposted by Leighann Lord
CSI is turning 50, which in skeptic years is… about 4,000 conspiracy theories debunked.
Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication.
June 11–14, 2026.
Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org
Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication.
June 11–14, 2026.
Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
CSI is turning 50, which in skeptic years is… about 4,000 conspiracy theories debunked.
Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication.
June 11–14, 2026.
Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org
Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication.
June 11–14, 2026.
Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org
It was an honor to be included on The Harlem Connection Show during Free Speech Week. But the fight for Free Speech happens Every Day! Check out this episode of the show in the archives!
FACTS! 👂🏾 a fun 🎵 & 🧠 🗨️ celebration of @freespeechweek.bsky.social with @columbiajournalism.bsky.social’s @jelaniya.bsky.social + 😆 leighannlord.bsky.social ,
on demand via @wbai.org 📻's @harlemconnection.bsky.social's wbai.org/archive/prog... for a limited 🕓
on demand via @wbai.org 📻's @harlemconnection.bsky.social's wbai.org/archive/prog... for a limited 🕓
The Harlem Connection Radio Show connects music lovers to Harlem’s history, culture & current events. Their #FreeSpeechWeek programming begins tonight (10/17) thru Sunday (10/19) & will be available on demand next week at WBAI.org/archiv
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It was an honor to be included on The Harlem Connection Show during Free Speech Week. But the fight for Free Speech happens Every Day! Check out this episode of the show in the archives!
Want to hear me do a terrible Scottish accent? Check out my latest piece on Substack (read by this very human author): "No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights): What I’ve learned Playing Chess."
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights)
What I’ve learned Playing Chess
open.substack.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Want to hear me do a terrible Scottish accent? Check out my latest piece on Substack (read by this very human author): "No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights): What I’ve learned Playing Chess."
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
I guess I just come here to practice my typing skills.
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I guess I just come here to practice my typing skills.
Happy World Mental Health Day & Mental Health Awareness Month!
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy World Mental Health Day & Mental Health Awareness Month!
Enjoy another installment of The Big Sigh where I mock the moments that make grown folks with sense just sigh because, y’all. Y’ALL! WITAF.
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Enjoy another installment of The Big Sigh where I mock the moments that make grown folks with sense just sigh because, y’all. Y’ALL! WITAF.
My next show on the Upper West Side, NYC.
www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...
www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My next show on the Upper West Side, NYC.
www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...
www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...
With the way time flies it's not too early to mark your calendar and make plans. See you there!
JUST ANNOUNCED! Get ready to LAUGH with Funny Women of a Certain Age at the BNH Stage on January 18th!!! Featuring Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord and Liz Glazer!!!
Tickets go ON SALE FRIDAY at NOON! https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521
Tickets go ON SALE FRIDAY at NOON! https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
With the way time flies it's not too early to mark your calendar and make plans. See you there!
So, About the Riyadh Comedy Festival
If you're disappointed about some of your favorite comedians who went over to Saudi Arabia to perform in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I get it. But look at it this way: They made a choice. And so can you.
Fandom isn't fixed my friends.
linktr.ee/leighannlord
If you're disappointed about some of your favorite comedians who went over to Saudi Arabia to perform in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I get it. But look at it this way: They made a choice. And so can you.
Fandom isn't fixed my friends.
linktr.ee/leighannlord
October 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So, About the Riyadh Comedy Festival
If you're disappointed about some of your favorite comedians who went over to Saudi Arabia to perform in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I get it. But look at it this way: They made a choice. And so can you.
Fandom isn't fixed my friends.
linktr.ee/leighannlord
If you're disappointed about some of your favorite comedians who went over to Saudi Arabia to perform in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I get it. But look at it this way: They made a choice. And so can you.
Fandom isn't fixed my friends.
linktr.ee/leighannlord
Hey Science Lovers! On Thur., 10/2, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: Deepfakes, Dirty Tricks, and the Future of Trust with Perry Carpenter!
The event is free. The information is priceless.
skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
The event is free. The information is priceless.
skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey Science Lovers! On Thur., 10/2, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: Deepfakes, Dirty Tricks, and the Future of Trust with Perry Carpenter!
The event is free. The information is priceless.
skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
The event is free. The information is priceless.
skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
This could've been an email.
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This could've been an email.
It's the last day of my Birthday Month but only a third of the way through my Birthday Quarter. Thank you all for the love and well wishes.
Catch Funny Women Of A Certain Age® now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and Microsoft thanks to Comedy Dynamics.
Catch Funny Women Of A Certain Age® now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and Microsoft thanks to Comedy Dynamics.
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's the last day of my Birthday Month but only a third of the way through my Birthday Quarter. Thank you all for the love and well wishes.
Catch Funny Women Of A Certain Age® now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and Microsoft thanks to Comedy Dynamics.
Catch Funny Women Of A Certain Age® now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and Microsoft thanks to Comedy Dynamics.
Some job losses just hit different.
September 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Some job losses just hit different.
How many times is this season of america gonna jump the shark before it gets cancelled? At this point, I’ll settle for hiatus; a very long hiatus.
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How many times is this season of america gonna jump the shark before it gets cancelled? At this point, I’ll settle for hiatus; a very long hiatus.
"I Thought We'd Have Flying Cars By Now, And Why It Doesn't Matter If We Do."
Read, comment, and share my latest piece on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
Read, comment, and share my latest piece on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
I Thought We'd Have Flying Cars By Now
And why it doesn't matter if we do
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I Thought We'd Have Flying Cars By Now, And Why It Doesn't Matter If We Do."
Read, comment, and share my latest piece on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
Read, comment, and share my latest piece on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
These are strange days for people like me who have chosen a job in free speech.
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These are strange days for people like me who have chosen a job in free speech.
Hmmm… looks like the chickens are home.
September 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hmmm… looks like the chickens are home.