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kristin (bravo & depression)
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Martha Stewart super fan // Bravo and reality tv connoisseur // WNBA NCAAW
Another day, another rumor that Kyle and Amanda are separating- I can’t wait for the bravocon tea #summerhouse
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Pray for me I accidentally ate part of the goat pepper in my jamaican rice
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I just overheard a lady call tortillas “burrito dough”
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Whitney Rose is such an inspiration #rhoslc
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I hate listening to people talk about their dreams but why did I just wake up from a nightmare where I had six toes on one foot and a pickle for a big toe on the other?
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Free People is obviously overpriced fast fashion and I know it but if I was tall, rich, and skinny that would be my exact aesthetic
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s my Bluesky anniversary! I love you guys and I know the group chat would be poppin if we were allowed to have one 😭
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If I was a barista I would have bought a bear cup too
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bronwyn really packed four inflatable costumes this really is her kink isn’t it #rhoslc
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This is genius. Cole's Mary Lincoln was practically Miss Piggy with a drinking problem. #OhMary

deadline.com/2025/11/miss...
‘Miss Piggy’ Movie In Development With Cole Escola Writing, Jennifer Lawrence & Emma Stone Producing
Jennifer Lawrence recently announced that she and Emma Stone are producing a Miss Piggy movie, with Cole Escola penning a script.
deadline.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The most American thing about me is how much I like personal space. Europeans always standing so close! Stop it!
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Perimenopause so bad that I wish I had eight kids just to delay it a few years
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Some of these towns flipping is crazy! I’d love to see the demographics of who came out.
The shift in Connecticut tonight is seismic. Possibly unprecedented. Loads of towns flipped from Republican to Democratic control.

A partial list:

Ansonia
Bethany
Branford
Bristol
Brooklyn
East Granby
Ellington
Enfield
Farmington
Milford
New Britain
New Fairfield
Norwich
Plymouth
Rocky Hill
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Omg my honky ass cow town flipped blue
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m fighting for my life right now (sick) but at least its not like last Election Day
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My mom went to Martha Stewart’s book signing yesterday and I can’t wait to see what she told her to write in it for me
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One thing I love about ulta are the catalogs. Snail mail is the future! Every company that sends me a catalog gets my money!
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I haven’t been to this nail salon in over a year but I tipped the tech really well last time and the owner saw and now she’s doing my whole thing
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’d say that no one asked for this, but actually a bunch of people devoid of personality have been calling for this recast. Be careful what you wish for!
Season 12 trailer for #PumpTules. Who’s watching?
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Nope. They’re ruining the legacy of Vanderpump Rules. This looks horrible. These are not real ppl. You cannot recreate the magic SUR once had because it was organic. Hang this show up.
Season 12 trailer for #PumpTules. Who’s watching?
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rachel Maddow?!?! #rhop
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🐓🐓🐓
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If I don’t eat a Popeyes big box today I’m gonna die
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Idk what this means but how about group chats
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love waiting to send work emails until right before I leave
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM