Mmmmmmmmmm. Work does not pay for Spotify premium. But luckily I'm now a more well informed consumer WHILE I'm being a productive worker!
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm. Work does not pay for Spotify premium. But luckily I'm now a more well informed consumer WHILE I'm being a productive worker!
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"I bet you throw some real fun soirees," the cashier says, scanning his cranberries. Ben is either too self-centered, too depressed or too American to parse the tone behind her British accent.
What he is overstimulated, pissed from fighting with his dad, and deeply stupid: "Yeah? Want to join?"
What he is overstimulated, pissed from fighting with his dad, and deeply stupid: "Yeah? Want to join?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"I bet you throw some real fun soirees," the cashier says, scanning his cranberries. Ben is either too self-centered, too depressed or too American to parse the tone behind her British accent.
What he is overstimulated, pissed from fighting with his dad, and deeply stupid: "Yeah? Want to join?"
What he is overstimulated, pissed from fighting with his dad, and deeply stupid: "Yeah? Want to join?"
I love how frequently people realize that people read books to escape reality. Like it smacks them in the face every time. Really good stuff
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love how frequently people realize that people read books to escape reality. Like it smacks them in the face every time. Really good stuff
Ai has made home searching so annoying, every listing sounds the exact same and I don't know how I can trust them to be accurate 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ai has made home searching so annoying, every listing sounds the exact same and I don't know how I can trust them to be accurate 🙃
Algorithm keeps serving me Jacob elordi to the point that now I'm really excited for the new w*thering h*ights :/ I have not read it ever either
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Algorithm keeps serving me Jacob elordi to the point that now I'm really excited for the new w*thering h*ights :/ I have not read it ever either
When your third eye is all the way open you'll realize nickelback actually has some very sexy songs
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When your third eye is all the way open you'll realize nickelback actually has some very sexy songs
At the hand reconstructive surgery, glad they're thinking of whole woman health
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At the hand reconstructive surgery, glad they're thinking of whole woman health
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getting day degrading by evil coworker hux and going home to get night degraded by evil wife (in dreams only) rey -- ben solo is truly too blessed to be stressed
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
getting day degrading by evil coworker hux and going home to get night degraded by evil wife (in dreams only) rey -- ben solo is truly too blessed to be stressed
Talking about favorite actors at work today and ofc I mention domhnall. Coworker googles him, turns to me, and the first thing she says is "you know redheads don't feel pain, right?" #oneofus
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Talking about favorite actors at work today and ofc I mention domhnall. Coworker googles him, turns to me, and the first thing she says is "you know redheads don't feel pain, right?" #oneofus
Laika related psyop currently on me to bring posts about her horrible fate to my attention at least once a day
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Laika related psyop currently on me to bring posts about her horrible fate to my attention at least once a day
Leave her out there for days until she's weak from hunger and fatigue and step in like you're her personal savior. Get her brain to associate you with relief and safety in a way she'll never be unable to unwind
Chasing her thru the woods kink needs an update. Make her think she's being chased (but you're not, as running in the woods is undignified). Make her realize she's alone, probably overnight, and has been abandoned by all, including God. THEN you get her
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Leave her out there for days until she's weak from hunger and fatigue and step in like you're her personal savior. Get her brain to associate you with relief and safety in a way she'll never be unable to unwind
Chasing her thru the woods kink needs an update. Make her think she's being chased (but you're not, as running in the woods is undignified). Make her realize she's alone, probably overnight, and has been abandoned by all, including God. THEN you get her
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Chasing her thru the woods kink needs an update. Make her think she's being chased (but you're not, as running in the woods is undignified). Make her realize she's alone, probably overnight, and has been abandoned by all, including God. THEN you get her
Also the house we've been trying to buy since early September is going to fall through because the sellers can't fix the paint to our VA appraiser standard and our realtor keeps finding ways to remind us it's our fault for choosing this house. We're literally 50% packed. Worst time of my life 🫡😆
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also the house we've been trying to buy since early September is going to fall through because the sellers can't fix the paint to our VA appraiser standard and our realtor keeps finding ways to remind us it's our fault for choosing this house. We're literally 50% packed. Worst time of my life 🫡😆
Haven't enjoyed gdt in a while but Jacob elordi as the monster... I'm moved. I must go see it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Haven't enjoyed gdt in a while but Jacob elordi as the monster... I'm moved. I must go see it.
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NEW • Behind the scenes photo of Domhnall as our favourite Softeez salesmen, Ned Sampson via Chelsea Frei
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
NEW • Behind the scenes photo of Domhnall as our favourite Softeez salesmen, Ned Sampson via Chelsea Frei
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NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman
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NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman
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So what I'm gathering is that Kylo can visit the afterlife and then return from it. So random lol
After nearly 50 years, Star Wars has finally revealed what The Netherworld of the Force (aka the afterlife for the Jedi) looks like.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
So what I'm gathering is that Kylo can visit the afterlife and then return from it. So random lol
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its my birthday edit special 3/?: a little hurt prisoner hux……. make it horny please
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
its my birthday edit special 3/?: a little hurt prisoner hux……. make it horny please
Apparently in the new predator movie where elle fanning is an android cut in half she begs the predator to use her as a tool and he agrees and he calls her tool through the whole movie so now I have a new kink.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Apparently in the new predator movie where elle fanning is an android cut in half she begs the predator to use her as a tool and he agrees and he calls her tool through the whole movie so now I have a new kink.
My absolute favorite thing about rose tico is that she is canonically awkward and shy and is an unimportant maintenance engineer but she still got to drive the plot 💗
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My absolute favorite thing about rose tico is that she is canonically awkward and shy and is an unimportant maintenance engineer but she still got to drive the plot 💗
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Day 2 - Victorian Era. Mad Scientist!Rey and Frankenstein!Ben #Reyloween
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Day 2 - Victorian Era. Mad Scientist!Rey and Frankenstein!Ben #Reyloween
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Whatever's in front of me is coloring my view
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Whatever's in front of me is coloring my view