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2025 Week 12 Rankings
2025 Week 12 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious.
The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions.
They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the rankings).
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November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
2025 Week 12 Rankings
Quick Slant: TNF - The Football Gods are Nihilists
Quick Slant: TNF - The Football Gods are Nihilists
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Bills
* Texans
Sports lie in this fuzzy penumbra between the brutality, discipline, and operational calculus of a military campaign, and something as cold and unfeeling as a dice roll; it is clear which the public ignores, and which it identifies as cause.
It is romantic
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November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Quick Slant: TNF - The Football Gods are Nihilists
FAABulous Football Week 12: The FFPC Regular Season Finale
FAABulous Football Week 12: The FFPC Regular Season Finale
I know that the regular FFPC season is short, but this year went flew by lighting fast!
If you are still reading this FAABulous article every week, I hope you still have some high stakes teams that are live for a top 4 seed. And if you aren't a high
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
FAABulous Football Week 12: The FFPC Regular Season Finale
Quick Slant: MNF - But the Gift Shop Will Be Open
Quick Slant: MNF - But the Gift Shop Will Be Open
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Cowboys
* Raiders
Dallas was founded in 1850—a small town nestled in broad meadows under big skies with nary a water source in sight, which it remained for some 80 years. Then oil was discovered beneath it—lots of it. Wells and derricks plunged into
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November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Quick Slant: MNF - But the Gift Shop Will Be Open
Sunday Night Walkthrough Week 11: The Enemy Speak Kindly & Holds a Knife
Sunday Night Walkthrough Week 11: The Enemy Speak Kindly & Holds a Knife
Lions at Eagles, 8:20 PM
Lions
Implied Team Total: 22
Dan Campbell's decision to take over play-calling duties has generally been praised—that's usually the case when a change precedes a 44-point offensive explosion.
And Campbell definitely set himself up for success by taking over playcalling ahead of a
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November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sunday Night Walkthrough Week 11: The Enemy Speak Kindly & Holds a Knife
Quick Slant: 2025 NFL Madrid Game - De Madrid al Cielo
Quick Slant: 2025 NFL Madrid Game - De Madrid al Cielo
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Commanders
* Dolphins
Situated in Spain’s belly, high on a plateau where summer heat gathers like stored voltage, Madrid sometimes feels closer to the sun than the sea. The air is dry as a kiln, faintly metallic. Autumn weather is a silence occasionally broken by
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November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Quick Slant: 2025 NFL Madrid Game - De Madrid al Cielo
2025 Week 11 Rankings
2025 Week 11 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious.
The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions.
They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the rankings).
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November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
2025 Week 11 Rankings
Quick Slant: TNF - The Hate, As It Turns Out, Is More Fun
Quick Slant: TNF - The Hate, As It Turns Out, Is More Fun
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Jets
* Patriots
Cambridge-born Vaudevillian Fred Allen fled New England’s stiff traditions, parsimony, and old workings for the vital organism of New York—vibrant, improper, unchaste—long ago. He lamented the difference on his radio show years later: “I have just returned from Boston. It
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November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Quick Slant: TNF - The Hate, As It Turns Out, Is More Fun
FAABulous Football Week 11: The End is Near
FAABulous Football Week 11: The End is Near
Welcome to Week 11 and I am sad to say that there are only two weeks left of the regular season for FFPC leagues... time flies!
At this point you should have a realistic idea of where your team stands and what your odds are to securing a top 4
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November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
FAABulous Football Week 11: The End is Near
Quick Slant: MNF - Empires Forged From Cold and Hunger
Quick Slant: MNF - Empires Forged From Cold and Hunger
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Eagles
* Packers
Twenty-one is an age where the pragmatist inside you is in full-on fisticuffs with the dreamer. People like Curly Lambeau—square jaw, plump lips, full hair, handsome—like a member of One Direction seduced some time ago by the call of the barbell
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November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Quick Slant: MNF - Empires Forged From Cold and Hunger
Quick Slant: SNF - The Comings and Goings of Winning Culture
Quick Slant: SNF - The Comings and Goings of Winning Culture
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Steelers
* Chargers
Los Angeles still glows after the Dodgers renewed their championship banner subscription last Saturday; not only so, they own the rights to the greatest baseball player who has ever lived, and they participate in a sport without a salary cap, where the richest
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November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Quick Slant: SNF - The Comings and Goings of Winning Culture
Quick Slant - 2025 Berlin Game: Better than a Corporate Retreat
Quick Slant - 2025 Berlin Game: Better than a Corporate Retreat
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Falcons
* Colts
On May 9, 1945, the sun rose on Berlin. People woke to the sound of calm, turned the doorknob, and were met with a brisk spring morning—partly cloudy, 40 degrees Fahrenheit. They entered onto cobblestone streets, under a layer of ash, into
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November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Quick Slant - 2025 Berlin Game: Better than a Corporate Retreat
2025 Week 10 Rankings
2025 Week 10 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious.
The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions.
They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the rankings).
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November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
2025 Week 10 Rankings
Quick Slant: TNF - You Survive, or You Don't
Quick Slant: TNF - You Survive, or You Don't
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Raiders
* Broncos
I once worked on a movie in Albuquerque and Santa Fe. Frankly, I loved it; I’m not from anywhere like the high desert, so it was a chance to experience an entirely different social and environmental context. In the middle of it
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November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Quick Slant: TNF - You Survive, or You Don't
FAABulous Football Week 10: Rock Out With Your Brock Out
FAABulous Football Week 10: Rock Out With Your Brock Out
Hello all you FAABulous people, I hope some of you were able to celebrate Brock Bowers coming out party, where he scored the most points in FFPC of a player ever.
Anyone who has been following the Ship Chasing teams knows we had a lot invested in Brock Bowers so
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November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
FAABulous Football Week 10: Rock Out With Your Brock Out
Quick Slant: MNF - Wind in an Empty Hall
Quick Slant: MNF - Wind in an Empty Hall
Mat Irby's Quick Slant
* Cardinals
* Cowboys
It’s hard to fathom now, but the Arizona Cardinals used to be part of the NFC East as recently as a quarter century ago. Before the Houston Texans existed, the NFL was in dire need of realignment; expansion and team migration had left
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November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Quick Slant: MNF - Wind in an Empty Hall
Quick Slant: SNF - The Convergence of Sports Hopium and Unfeeling Pragmatism
Quick Slant: SNF - The Convergence of Sports Hopium and Unfeeling Pragmatism
Mat Irby's Quick Slant
* Seahawks
* Commanders
“You are what your record says you are.”
Legendary HC Bill Parcells would toss out this line from time to time, and it would land like a fire blanket.
One of the most familiar pastimes of sports fans worldwide is seeking an alternate reality
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November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Quick Slant: SNF - The Convergence of Sports Hopium and Unfeeling Pragmatism
2025 Week 9 Rankings
2025 Week 9 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious.
The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions.
They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the rankings).
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October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
2025 Week 9 Rankings
Quick Slant: TNF - The NFL's Halloween Edition Features Two Teams Trying to Spring From the Grave
Quick Slant: TNF - The NFL's Halloween Edition Features Two Teams Trying to Spring From the Grave
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Ravens
* Dolphins
Wanna play a game?
It’s Halloween—a time where we revel in the most stomach-churning, disgusting, and terrifying things; what better way to celebrate the awful than with a matchup between the 2025 Ravens and Dolphins?
Hold your nose when I say
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October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Quick Slant: TNF - The NFL's Halloween Edition Features Two Teams Trying to Spring From the Grave
FAABulous Football Week 9: Now is the Time
FAABulous Football Week 9: Now is the Time
Congratulations, you survived the Week 8 Bye-Maggedon! Now heading into Week 9 this should be easy with only four teams on bye with CLE, PHI, NYJ, and TB.
We all know the FFPC regular season is short and many teams are hanging on by a thread at this point... now
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October 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
FAABulous Football Week 9: Now is the Time
Quick Slant - MNF: The Chiefs' Voltron
Quick Slant - MNF: The Chiefs' Voltron
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Commanders
* Chiefs
The Commanders had a moment, fleeting as it was, when it appeared they could be the team to beat in the NFC East. The Eagles had lost two straight, including a puzzling dismantling by the Giants on TNF. Despite their nearly unstoppable offense,
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October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Quick Slant - MNF: The Chiefs' Voltron
Quick Slant: SNF - One Final Act Before the Curtains Close
Quick Slant: SNF - One Final Act Before the Curtains Close
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Packers
* Steelers
I was living in the Dallas area during the week when Super Bowl XLV was played at Cowboys Stadium, now AT&T Stadium.
It snowed that week, then that snow thawed a little and turned into black ice, and then it snowed again—
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October 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Quick Slant: SNF - One Final Act Before the Curtains Close
2025 Week 8 Rankings
2025 Week 8 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious.
The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions.
They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the rankings).
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October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
2025 Week 8 Rankings
Quick Slant: TNF - Within the Vast Band Between Good and Bad
Quick Slant: TNF - Within the Vast Band Between Good and Bad
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant
* Vikings
* Chargers
The Chargers are 4-3 but feel like a team on a slow spiral out of control. Despite losing all-everything LT Rashawn Slater before the season’s outset, they came to the gates like the best team in the league through the first three
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October 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Quick Slant: TNF - Within the Vast Band Between Good and Bad
FAABulous Football Week 8: Bye-Maggedon
FAABulous Football Week 8: Bye-Maggedon
I have been dreading this week since I saw the schedule this season.
There are six teams on bye this week; ARI, JAX, DET, LV, LAR, ansd SEA... and a ton of injuries.
This could be a week we see a lot of changes in league standings. If your team
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October 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
FAABulous Football Week 8: Bye-Maggedon