lefty jellyfish
@leftyjellyfish.bsky.social
Leftist jellyfish person. he/him. Dutchoid.
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That's me!
Yesterday i woke up at 4 am to take a train to London. i sat in Parliament Square from 1 pm until 8:45 pm holding a sign that said "I oppose genocide, I support palestine action". I was then arrested for allegedly showing support for a terrorist organization and I was released at 0:30.
Yesterday i woke up at 4 am to take a train to London. i sat in Parliament Square from 1 pm until 8:45 pm holding a sign that said "I oppose genocide, I support palestine action". I was then arrested for allegedly showing support for a terrorist organization and I was released at 0:30.
the rich invested so much into this shit and now they're gonna crash the global economy and everyone's retirement savings are gonna go up in smoke
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So the slop machine is going to hit users with ads, that will no doubt be AI produced slop that will mostly be all sorts of AI generate scams made out of more slop.
It's enough to make an ouroboros throw itself up in disgust.
So the slop machine is going to hit users with ads, that will no doubt be AI produced slop that will mostly be all sorts of AI generate scams made out of more slop.
It's enough to make an ouroboros throw itself up in disgust.
ChatGPT is getting ads. Sam Altman once called them a 'last resort.'
The move to integrate ads into ChatGPT comes as OpenAI looks to increase its revenue amid $1.4 trillion in spending commitments and a possible IPO.
www.businessinsider.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
the rich invested so much into this shit and now they're gonna crash the global economy and everyone's retirement savings are gonna go up in smoke
i'm not federal i'm interpol actually
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i'm not federal i'm interpol actually
cars are steel/poison types according to gen 9 so sylveon is actually weak to both of their types and only deals 0.25 damage to them
this is why cars need to be abolished
this is why cars need to be abolished
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
cars are steel/poison types according to gen 9 so sylveon is actually weak to both of their types and only deals 0.25 damage to them
this is why cars need to be abolished
this is why cars need to be abolished
Oh i thought it was biker mice from mars
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Oh i thought it was biker mice from mars
The other day my house was burning down and when i asked the woke fire department to come and put out the fire they told me to stop being firephobic
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The other day my house was burning down and when i asked the woke fire department to come and put out the fire they told me to stop being firephobic
what games are you playing on the dead mans switch? mario kart?
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
what games are you playing on the dead mans switch? mario kart?
why are the monkeys broken? who would break a monkey? that's just animal cruelty
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
why are the monkeys broken? who would break a monkey? that's just animal cruelty
i thought you were a shitposting account? why are you just posting objective facts?
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i thought you were a shitposting account? why are you just posting objective facts?
are you saying it repeatedly until it becomes annoying to everyone around you?
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
are you saying it repeatedly until it becomes annoying to everyone around you?
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January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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you got at least 700 gamer cred for that
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
you got at least 700 gamer cred for that
"if only the murderer had watched a powerpoint presentation on why killing unarmed civilians is bad renee good would still be alive"
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"if only the murderer had watched a powerpoint presentation on why killing unarmed civilians is bad renee good would still be alive"
does the cuckoo wasp make its nest in bedroom closets so it can watch its wife getting fucked through the keyhole?
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
does the cuckoo wasp make its nest in bedroom closets so it can watch its wife getting fucked through the keyhole?
i don't have a lil tiny baby cat sleeping in my armpit, resting on my tit as a pillow but i do have cats (2019) on dvd which is almost as good
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i don't have a lil tiny baby cat sleeping in my armpit, resting on my tit as a pillow but i do have cats (2019) on dvd which is almost as good
i've never felt more attacked
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
i've never felt more attacked
my european mind can't comprehend the size of that pepsi
that's a whole ass bucket
that's a whole ass bucket
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 AM
my european mind can't comprehend the size of that pepsi
that's a whole ass bucket
that's a whole ass bucket
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY'RE JUST SO PRETTY
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY'RE JUST SO PRETTY
tsja ze wilde toch sterkere grenzen?
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
tsja ze wilde toch sterkere grenzen?
no haven't you heard the song?
zit je deur nog op slot?
zit je deur nog op slot?
van je kg kg kg
doe hem open voor God
want de Heer wil bij je wonen
en dan ben je nooit alleen
zit je deur nog op slot?
zit je deur nog op slot?
van je kg kg kg
doe hem open voor God
want de Heer wil bij je wonen
en dan ben je nooit alleen
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
no haven't you heard the song?
zit je deur nog op slot?
zit je deur nog op slot?
van je kg kg kg
doe hem open voor God
want de Heer wil bij je wonen
en dan ben je nooit alleen
zit je deur nog op slot?
zit je deur nog op slot?
van je kg kg kg
doe hem open voor God
want de Heer wil bij je wonen
en dan ben je nooit alleen
+8 strength maybe?
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM
+8 strength maybe?
what if they're epic jeans that give +7 strength?
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 AM
what if they're epic jeans that give +7 strength?
"fellow lefties"
we don't claim him
we don't claim him
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"fellow lefties"
we don't claim him
we don't claim him