Are you afraid of trying skydiving? Don't be. If the parachute doesn't open, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Does anyone else's cat cram its nose into your armpit and breathe deeply? Is my cat a pervert? Does my cat have a fetish? Asking for a friend...

Only a woman who has delivered a baby without an epidural can truly understand the pain a man goes through when he has the flu.

Tomorrow is international, "slap your annoying coworker day."

If you don't know who that is, I'd call in sick.

Why is it that in every Christmas movie with Santa and a chimney, he NEVER goes over to the house next door? He always jumps in his sleigh and buggers off into the night.

Ways to contact me ranked:
1. Text
2. Email
3. Carrier Pigeon
...
98. Skywriting
99. Smoke signal
100. Call
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Goldman Sachs analysts : The money men saying the quiet part out loud

Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.

Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model

www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...