Lee Montgomery
@leemontgomery.bsky.social
Dog lover. Animal lover. Also, crime fiction, telly, and photography. I live by the sea in Ireland, and rub feet for a living. She/her.
Was on the run, but carbs found me.
Send cake.
Was on the run, but carbs found me.
Send cake.
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Lee Montgomery
@leemontgomery.bsky.social
· Nov 13
My first post.
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs
Reposted by Lee Montgomery
If you get one of those DNA kits for Christmas, do not send it off until the New Year. Or it will come back, that you're 75% cheese.
#Christmas
#cheese #BoxingDay2024
#Christmas
#cheese #BoxingDay2024
December 27, 2024 at 10:10 PM
If you get one of those DNA kits for Christmas, do not send it off until the New Year. Or it will come back, that you're 75% cheese.
#Christmas
#cheese #BoxingDay2024
#Christmas
#cheese #BoxingDay2024
December 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The electric is off. No telly. Please, please, please, don't let the guy who lives in my house try to engage me in conversation.
#StormDarragh #StormDaragh #SaturdayVibes
#StormDarragh #StormDaragh #SaturdayVibes
December 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The electric is off. No telly. Please, please, please, don't let the guy who lives in my house try to engage me in conversation.
#StormDarragh #StormDaragh #SaturdayVibes
#StormDarragh #StormDaragh #SaturdayVibes
New loo brush. As I was giving the bowl an (albeit vigorous) scrub, the head came off. Mid flush.
I thought (not a plumber)that might block the pipe. Then, after 5 minutes of water past my elbow, I reevaluated my life and admitted defeat.
Good times. #Sainsburys
#thursdayvibes
#fun
I thought (not a plumber)that might block the pipe. Then, after 5 minutes of water past my elbow, I reevaluated my life and admitted defeat.
Good times. #Sainsburys
#thursdayvibes
#fun
December 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
New loo brush. As I was giving the bowl an (albeit vigorous) scrub, the head came off. Mid flush.
I thought (not a plumber)that might block the pipe. Then, after 5 minutes of water past my elbow, I reevaluated my life and admitted defeat.
Good times. #Sainsburys
#thursdayvibes
#fun
I thought (not a plumber)that might block the pipe. Then, after 5 minutes of water past my elbow, I reevaluated my life and admitted defeat.
Good times. #Sainsburys
#thursdayvibes
#fun
Just wanted a nice PG video of a dog checking out a Christmas tree.
Cheers Vera.
#Christmas #christmastree #dogs #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #saturday
Cheers Vera.
#Christmas #christmastree #dogs #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #saturday
November 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Just wanted a nice PG video of a dog checking out a Christmas tree.
Cheers Vera.
#Christmas #christmastree #dogs #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #saturday
Cheers Vera.
#Christmas #christmastree #dogs #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #saturday
November 27, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I do not like people, who pick tomato as their favourite fruit. Just so they can let you know, that they know, tomato is a fruit.
Be better.
#thewheel
Be better.
#thewheel
November 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I do not like people, who pick tomato as their favourite fruit. Just so they can let you know, that they know, tomato is a fruit.
Be better.
#thewheel
Be better.
#thewheel
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Oh I can assure you it is a word. It's been used a lot this week!!!
#wordle @nytimes.com #baltic #cold #Friday
#wordle @nytimes.com #baltic #cold #Friday
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Oh I can assure you it is a word. It's been used a lot this week!!!
#wordle @nytimes.com #baltic #cold #Friday
#wordle @nytimes.com #baltic #cold #Friday
It's not Christmas until I see my favourite Christmas advert.
First time this year. (Still too early though.)
#Guinness #Christmas
First time this year. (Still too early though.)
#Guinness #Christmas
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
It's not Christmas until I see my favourite Christmas advert.
First time this year. (Still too early though.)
#Guinness #Christmas
First time this year. (Still too early though.)
#Guinness #Christmas
Ah. My annual reminder that croissants are just butter, held together by flakes.
#gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff
#gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Ah. My annual reminder that croissants are just butter, held together by flakes.
#gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff
#gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 PM
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I was a bit fed up seeing the Day of the Jackal trailers. But I've started watching it and it's really good. I'm hooked.
One small thing. The "visit" to East Belfast.
"How will we make the set look like it's East Belfast?"
"Union Jack bunting. As much as you can find."
#thedayofthejackal
One small thing. The "visit" to East Belfast.
"How will we make the set look like it's East Belfast?"
"Union Jack bunting. As much as you can find."
#thedayofthejackal
November 16, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I was a bit fed up seeing the Day of the Jackal trailers. But I've started watching it and it's really good. I'm hooked.
One small thing. The "visit" to East Belfast.
"How will we make the set look like it's East Belfast?"
"Union Jack bunting. As much as you can find."
#thedayofthejackal
One small thing. The "visit" to East Belfast.
"How will we make the set look like it's East Belfast?"
"Union Jack bunting. As much as you can find."
#thedayofthejackal
Reposted by Lee Montgomery
Oh, I should probably mention my 📣 UK tour in 2025 📣 with my brand new show "Angst". Tickets available from my website - angelabarnescomedy.co.uk
Autumn 2025 dates to be announced in the new year, and yes they will include dates in Scotland and other parts of UK not currently on the list! 🎉
Autumn 2025 dates to be announced in the new year, and yes they will include dates in Scotland and other parts of UK not currently on the list! 🎉
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Oh, I should probably mention my 📣 UK tour in 2025 📣 with my brand new show "Angst". Tickets available from my website - angelabarnescomedy.co.uk
Autumn 2025 dates to be announced in the new year, and yes they will include dates in Scotland and other parts of UK not currently on the list! 🎉
Autumn 2025 dates to be announced in the new year, and yes they will include dates in Scotland and other parts of UK not currently on the list! 🎉
"Alexa. Recreate my Twitter account on Bluesky. But without the toxicity. Include dog photos."
So far, so good.
#hibluesky #bluesky #dogs #ThursdayMotivation
So far, so good.
#hibluesky #bluesky #dogs #ThursdayMotivation
November 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM
"Alexa. Recreate my Twitter account on Bluesky. But without the toxicity. Include dog photos."
So far, so good.
#hibluesky #bluesky #dogs #ThursdayMotivation
So far, so good.
#hibluesky #bluesky #dogs #ThursdayMotivation
You got to give it to Jessica Fletcher. She just tramples through crime scenes uninvited.
Touches and removes evidence without a second thought.
Cares, not a jot about entrapment.
All while ignoring the fact that Seth wants more than her apple pie.
#murdershewrote #hibluesky
#tv
Touches and removes evidence without a second thought.
Cares, not a jot about entrapment.
All while ignoring the fact that Seth wants more than her apple pie.
#murdershewrote #hibluesky
#tv
November 13, 2024 at 5:46 PM
You got to give it to Jessica Fletcher. She just tramples through crime scenes uninvited.
Touches and removes evidence without a second thought.
Cares, not a jot about entrapment.
All while ignoring the fact that Seth wants more than her apple pie.
#murdershewrote #hibluesky
#tv
Touches and removes evidence without a second thought.
Cares, not a jot about entrapment.
All while ignoring the fact that Seth wants more than her apple pie.
#murdershewrote #hibluesky
#tv
My first post.
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs
November 13, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My first post.
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs
Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar.
Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders.
Charlie, not so much. Likes naps.
Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all?
#dogs