Lee Mays
@leemays.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian. Dry Bar Comedy, TMZ, The CW, E! News, The Huffington Post.
August 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!
It’s so hot that Pete Hegseth is sweating 120 proof.
June 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s so hot that Pete Hegseth is sweating 120 proof.
Donald Trump will win the Nobel Peace Prize when Pete Hegseth receives his sober chip.
June 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Donald Trump will win the Nobel Peace Prize when Pete Hegseth receives his sober chip.
Donald Trump said “Israel and Iran have been fighting so hard that they don’t know what the f*** they’re doing.” Tough talk from a guy who once stared directly at an eclipse, asked if we could nuke a hurricane, and tried to buy Canada and Greenland like they were Stormy Daniels.
June 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Donald Trump said “Israel and Iran have been fighting so hard that they don’t know what the f*** they’re doing.” Tough talk from a guy who once stared directly at an eclipse, asked if we could nuke a hurricane, and tried to buy Canada and Greenland like they were Stormy Daniels.
A man was arrested at Disneyland Paris after trying to marry a nine-year-old girl, Matt Goetz sure gets around.
June 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A man was arrested at Disneyland Paris after trying to marry a nine-year-old girl, Matt Goetz sure gets around.
Iran says it launched retaliatory attacks at U.S. military bases in the Middle East. Pete Hegseth is so scared that he took cover under a barstool.
June 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Iran says it launched retaliatory attacks at U.S. military bases in the Middle East. Pete Hegseth is so scared that he took cover under a barstool.
It’s so hot out that Benjamin Netanyahu told Donald Trump that if he bombed the sun it’d cool things down.
June 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s so hot out that Benjamin Netanyahu told Donald Trump that if he bombed the sun it’d cool things down.
The Trump administration said they don’t know the whereabouts of Iran’s enriched uranium after their attacks. But, don’t worry, they’re pretty sure the uranium is in Hunter Biden’s laptop.
June 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Trump administration said they don’t know the whereabouts of Iran’s enriched uranium after their attacks. But, don’t worry, they’re pretty sure the uranium is in Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert’s relationship is going so good that they just bought matching Confederate flag condoms, ribbed for her insurrection.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert’s relationship is going so good that they just bought matching Confederate flag condoms, ribbed for her insurrection.
Maybe Iran should’ve given Donald Trump a luxury jet.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Maybe Iran should’ve given Donald Trump a luxury jet.
Pete Hegseth is celebrating bombing Iran by chugging a bottle of NyQuil.
June 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Pete Hegseth is celebrating bombing Iran by chugging a bottle of NyQuil.
After dropping all those bombs in Iran, Donald Trump still couldn’t find Hunter Biden’s laptop.
June 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
After dropping all those bombs in Iran, Donald Trump still couldn’t find Hunter Biden’s laptop.
JD Vance said we are not at war with Iran, we are at war with Iran’s nuclear program. Basically, it’s like when JD said he didn’t screw the whole couch, just carried out a precision strike on the cushions.
June 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
JD Vance said we are not at war with Iran, we are at war with Iran’s nuclear program. Basically, it’s like when JD said he didn’t screw the whole couch, just carried out a precision strike on the cushions.
Iran said its nuclear sites were evacuated before the U.S. airstrikes, which means Pete Hegseth sent drunken text to Iran via Signal a few weeks ago.
June 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Iran said its nuclear sites were evacuated before the U.S. airstrikes, which means Pete Hegseth sent drunken text to Iran via Signal a few weeks ago.
I’m white, but not “put a Punisher sticker on a pick-up truck over bombing Iran” white.
June 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m white, but not “put a Punisher sticker on a pick-up truck over bombing Iran” white.
Maybe Iran should’ve given Donald Trump a luxury jet.
June 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maybe Iran should’ve given Donald Trump a luxury jet.
Republicans love going to war in the Middle East more than calling gay people “pedophiles.”
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Republicans love going to war in the Middle East more than calling gay people “pedophiles.”
Donald Trump said the U.S. military has dropped bombs at three nuclear sites in Iran. Republicans haven’t been this aroused since Toby Keith wrote a song about 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Donald Trump said the U.S. military has dropped bombs at three nuclear sites in Iran. Republicans haven’t been this aroused since Toby Keith wrote a song about 9/11.
Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert’s relationship is going so good that they just bought matching Confederate flag condoms, ribbed for her insurrection.
June 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert’s relationship is going so good that they just bought matching Confederate flag condoms, ribbed for her insurrection.
Pakistan plans to recommend Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. Republicans and Pakistan finally found common ground: A world where women have no rights.
June 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Pakistan plans to recommend Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. Republicans and Pakistan finally found common ground: A world where women have no rights.
The U.S. is reportedly moving B-2 bombers to Guam as Donald Trump is considering Iran strikes. So, if you see a mushroom cloud, don’t worry, it’s just Trump trying to start World War III by punishing those who didn’t go to his birthday military parade.
June 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The U.S. is reportedly moving B-2 bombers to Guam as Donald Trump is considering Iran strikes. So, if you see a mushroom cloud, don’t worry, it’s just Trump trying to start World War III by punishing those who didn’t go to his birthday military parade.
JD Vance reportedly opposes direct U.S. involvement in the conflict with Iran and Israel. He said America has enough foreign entanglements, like the ones between his crotch and a La-Z-Boy.
June 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
JD Vance reportedly opposes direct U.S. involvement in the conflict with Iran and Israel. He said America has enough foreign entanglements, like the ones between his crotch and a La-Z-Boy.