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Sox, kid!
Anyone paying attention the past few months should've already known this is what his answer was going to be.

Hopefully we can move on from the "Devers to 1st" takes.
Devers said Breslow asked him about playing 1B after the Casas injury. He does not want to do so. Said the team told him to put away his glove in spring training and he doesn’t think it’s a good idea to alter from that. Feels the team went back on its word.
May 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Hey.
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I guess I'll be spending more time on here because Reddit thinks saying we should send Musk to Mars faster with a nuke strapped to his ass is a threat of violence because I forgot I have nukes in my basement.

I'll let the NSA figure out if my house has a basement.
May 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I desperately need the Red Sox to stop striking out every fuckin time.
April 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MLBTV brainfarted and got behind on the live NESN feed and I immediately get a notification about the Rays hitting a home run. This team is exhausting.
April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I've been to a handful of spring training games at the Yankee facility and the weather can be awful that early in the year. It's gonna be fuckin brutal at George Steinbrenner Field in the middle of summer.
April 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I spent more hours than I care to admit playing this game as a kid.
SimCity 2000 Special Edition is $1.49 on GOG buff.ly/3PTsTX1 #ad
April 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It used to be easier to get thrown in Facebook jail. I'm actually having to put in effort to offend the algorithms.
April 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This seems unfair.
Over 2 FEET of Run. 😲

This Dustin May's Two Seamer broke 25 Inches. 🔊
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This Red Sox game has turned into a joke. It's like playing The Show on rookie mode when you're already good at the game 😂
April 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Wilyer Abreu makes a PERFECT throw 💪
April 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*taps the sign*
On repeat.
Wilyer Abreu for MVP
April 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This Red Sox lineup is gonna be scary this season.
April 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
On repeat.
Wilyer Abreu for MVP
April 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Wilyer Abreu for MVP
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh yeah, Devers is feeling it now!
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Watching the Sox game on MLB TV and the game went to commercial before the inning was over.

MLB and/or ESPN doing an amazing job so far 🙄
April 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I can't watch the rest of this Red Sox game. What in the fuck is happening.
April 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Jarren Duran vs Cade Povich
#DirtyWater

Triple (1) 🏇💨

Exit velo: 100.1 mph
Launch angle: 25 deg
Proj. distance: 371 ft

This would have been a home run at Wrigley Field and nowhere else

BOS (2) @ BAL (4)
🔺 2nd
March 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wilyer Abreu for MVP.
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I guess I'll have to imagine this first inning since MLB has completely failed with their app.
Crochet's first (regular season) pitch as a member of the Red Sox comes in at 96 mph fouled back by Semien
March 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just found out my grandma is in the hospital and might not make it and I just rubbed my eye with enchilada sauce on my fingers. I'm so done with this year.
December 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Getting a severe thunderstorm watch alert in December is wild to me.
December 29, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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oh no poor Coyote 😔
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM