Leafy Ficus
banner
leafyficus.bsky.social
Leafy Ficus
@leafyficus.bsky.social
Remind me to write a bio later
I'm hungry but the only snack I have at home is myself
October 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
My game for the Olympics's opening ceremony is to see if I recognise the boat company
July 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
We bought one of thlse cat' plate that slow down cats while eating, the bla k cat was convinced, especially cause the orangens paw are to big to fit inside the plate and catches food
July 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
We received an order at work today, per usual we had a box containing a box, containing four boxes each containing a box containing our products

My suggestion to build a cardboard fort was disregarded and it's obviously not due to the lack of resources
July 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
ADHD is writing an analysis on the sell of plastic and paper bag in your shop and ending reading the Wikipedia page of neologism

Lot of time my ADHD end up reading random Wikipedia page
July 5, 2024 at 10:13 AM
June 25, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I had to crochet my own locker cause my lock broke

It was a long explanation with the gym manager
June 13, 2024 at 3:08 PM
At my work, we've got a coupon holder from one of our partner
A few months ago it got slam on the floor by the wind and is completely destroyed, we don't display it anymore

The owner of the coupon older still come from time to time to change the coupons, but he never change the broken holder
June 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Don't eat this, don't eat that, it's an Endocrine disruptor

Sweety my whole body is a disrupted endocrine, let me eat my soja from a plastic container
June 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I can buy myself floweeeers 🎶🎵
June 1, 2024 at 3:11 PM
My favourite queen leave with the first episode i'm so maaaaad
(Drag Race France)
May 31, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I like the idea of the name of alien's homeplanets are just the way they say earth, ground or dirt in their language
May 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
ADHD is like writing and email and ending up reading the Wikipedia page of Zamac
May 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My roommate took their harmonica to play with me and my ukulele
The cat was SCREAMING to him to stop

Our band won't start in this living room
May 1, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Sometime I talk with people then I remember to have face expressions so I'm just :
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😁😯☹️😡🙂
April 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I put a vidéo of bird for my cat, she attacked the screen after 2sec
February 21, 2024 at 11:52 AM
You'd be chilling on the couch then suddenly hear a banshee scream nearby and that's your sign the cat wants you to open the door
February 15, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Made a birthday cake, I forgot the lighter and didn't have enough place for the whole text, but overall i'm pretty happy
February 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
On Minecraft there is this mod that add musical instrument, and when given to Allays, they play together.
I now have a group playing drunken sailors on repeat and named Cobblestone, Diorite, Andesite and Granite cause they are a rock band
January 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
My Christmas gift to myself is one of those cameras that print diapositives so I can little picture of my cat everywhere
December 28, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Leafy Ficus
Post a banger that isn't in English
December 28, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Trying to do my taxes and I'm f-ing lost. Like how the f am I supposed to know what part of my paycheck is taxable, and how much. Like is my bonus taxed? Is the refund of my transport card taxed? Is my lunch card taxed?

Why do we have to make everything so complicated...
December 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
I had to make a wall with bottles to stop the cat from eating her Xmas gift, so I assume she'll line it
December 22, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I'm packing Xmas gifts, I put way to much effort to fold nicely and having a beautiful package. Especially since the only adhesive I have is the one we use to protect piece of wall when we paint or the one to close cardboard boxes
December 22, 2023 at 3:46 PM
"The Christmas tree at work" a tragedy in 3 act
1 - it's ugly let's do something else
2 - The Wind
3 - The Chrismas' bush
December 9, 2023 at 3:23 PM