definitely not jay
@ldnaltj.bsky.social
Alt. Vers top / side / bator depending on my mood and the situation. London based, (mostly) gay. Perpetually horny, endlessly filthy, often high. Into most things you expect and a few you don't. DMs open 😏
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Haven't been on here for a little bit but rest assured I am still disgustingly horny all the time 😌
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Haven't been on here for a little bit but rest assured I am still disgustingly horny all the time 😌
Still haven't cum yet btw
Haven't cum yet this year and lads, I am so primal 😈
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Still haven't cum yet btw
Almost at six days without shooting a load and man, it feels great 🤤
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Almost at six days without shooting a load and man, it feels great 🤤
Someone chat some filth with me 😇
Haven't cum yet this year and lads, I am so primal 😈
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Someone chat some filth with me 😇
Haven't cum yet this year and lads, I am so primal 😈
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Haven't cum yet this year and lads, I am so primal 😈
Much too horny to sleep 😌
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Much too horny to sleep 😌
No one in The Traitors this year is quite as hot as Freddie from last year but I would nonetheless shag about 7 of them
January 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
No one in The Traitors this year is quite as hot as Freddie from last year but I would nonetheless shag about 7 of them
finally home, to an empty flat, with over a week's worth of spunk built up and a little packet of something fun to enjoy 😇
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
finally home, to an empty flat, with over a week's worth of spunk built up and a little packet of something fun to enjoy 😇
I have been on 3 trains and one rail replacement bus today and I have seen provincial Grindr at its best. There's so much potential out there just waiting to be err, tapped
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I have been on 3 trains and one rail replacement bus today and I have seen provincial Grindr at its best. There's so much potential out there just waiting to be err, tapped
Have built up a 6 day load, almost inadvertently, and I am climbing the walls with how horny I am. Birkenhead Grindr is not great, but it's a crisis now ladies
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Have built up a 6 day load, almost inadvertently, and I am climbing the walls with how horny I am. Birkenhead Grindr is not great, but it's a crisis now ladies
I have taken a lot of mcat and I am feral 😌🤤
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have taken a lot of mcat and I am feral 😌🤤
Watching the United Newcastle match and Lewis Miley can absolutely get it
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching the United Newcastle match and Lewis Miley can absolutely get it
The "back home and surrounded by chavs" horn has kicked in extra early this Christmas, lovely
December 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The "back home and surrounded by chavs" horn has kicked in extra early this Christmas, lovely
I would fuck George Clarke until it fell off
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I would fuck George Clarke until it fell off
A non horny post, apologies, but I think my brain chemistry has been absolutely fucked by the session I had on Saturday night and I can barely function or focus or think rationally at all right now
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A non horny post, apologies, but I think my brain chemistry has been absolutely fucked by the session I had on Saturday night and I can barely function or focus or think rationally at all right now
Need some filth in my DMs 🤤
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Need some filth in my DMs 🤤
Would climb him like a tree
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Would climb him like a tree
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Ugh 🤤
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ugh 🤤
Really need to just slap my dick against a boy's hungry hole yknow
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Really need to just slap my dick against a boy's hungry hole yknow
My flatmate goes home for the rest of the month next week and I for one can't wait to have some of the loudest fucks and wanks of my life 😇
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My flatmate goes home for the rest of the month next week and I for one can't wait to have some of the loudest fucks and wanks of my life 😇
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