ㅤWALANIㅤ
@lazyswashbuckler.bsky.social
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤForgive me if I don't get up. I don't want to.
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DON'T WORRY MINIONS, WHEN I RULE I WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU
March 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
DON'T WORRY MINIONS, WHEN I RULE I WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU
( With a smile, she ruffles her hand through his fur for a few seconds. )
( ..and then she stops, walking away. )
Thanks.
( ..and then she stops, walking away. )
Thanks.
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Scowling. Something in his pride is shattering to even consider the thought.
ㅤㅤ. . . whatever lets this one leave him alone faster. He groans, leveling their height and not - so - evidently allowing touch on his arm exposed if bold stripes. ⌟
ㅤㅤGet it over with.
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Scowling. Something in his pride is shattering to even consider the thought.
ㅤㅤ. . . whatever lets this one leave him alone faster. He groans, leveling their height and not - so - evidently allowing touch on his arm exposed if bold stripes. ⌟
ㅤㅤGet it over with.
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Yea
March 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
( With a smile, she ruffles her hand through his fur for a few seconds. )
( ..and then she stops, walking away. )
Thanks.
( ..and then she stops, walking away. )
Thanks.
Yea
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ㅤㅤRrrgh. Will it satiate your need?
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ㅤㅤRrrgh. Will it satiate your need?
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..so I can or can't pet you?
March 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Yea
..so I can or can't pet you?
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ㅤㅤ. . . ( 💧 )
ㅤㅤNot so reckless from a certain annoying girl I know.
ㅤㅤ⌜ Mumbling, letting out an exasperated exhale, ⌟
ㅤㅤYou don't make it fun if you encourage it anyway. And now, I've lost interest.
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ㅤㅤ. . . ( 💧 )
ㅤㅤNot so reckless from a certain annoying girl I know.
ㅤㅤ⌜ Mumbling, letting out an exasperated exhale, ⌟
ㅤㅤYou don't make it fun if you encourage it anyway. And now, I've lost interest.
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Damn.
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
March 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
..so I can or can't pet you?
if the gems are all fake can I have one
March 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
if the gems are all fake can I have one
Damn.
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
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ㅤㅤ⌜ ?? Taking a step away. ⌟
ㅤㅤHands off. This isn't a petting zoo.
ㅤㅤWhat do you mean, ` died in dumber ways? `
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ㅤㅤ⌜ ?? Taking a step away. ⌟
ㅤㅤHands off. This isn't a petting zoo.
ㅤㅤWhat do you mean, ` died in dumber ways? `
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I've died in dumber ways before. Can I at least pet you first?
March 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Damn.
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
But I mean what I said. I mean, how dumb is crashing against surfboard due to malnourishment and drowning? Pretty dumb, I'd say.
( HUH? )
I've died in dumber ways before. Can I at least pet you first?
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ㅤㅤDo you value your life?
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ㅤㅤDo you value your life?
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Should I be?
March 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've died in dumber ways before. Can I at least pet you first?
Should I be?
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Ears pricking. ⌟
ㅤㅤNot very subtle, are you?
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Ears pricking. ⌟
ㅤㅤNot very subtle, are you?
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Oough, big kitty.
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
March 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Should I be?
No morning is a good morning when I just wanna go back to bed.
March 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
No morning is a good morning when I just wanna go back to bed.
Oough, big kitty.
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Impatient thumping of his tail. ⌟
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ㅤㅤ⌜ Impatient thumping of his tail. ⌟
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March 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oough, big kitty.
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
( Bad thing to say /in earshot/ of said big kitty... )
oh, shit, it is! happy birthday, dude
( ..it's not his... nevermind. )
( ..it's not his... nevermind. )
Happy Mar10 day~
[ yawnnn ]
[ yawnnn ]
March 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
oh, shit, it is! happy birthday, dude
( ..it's not his... nevermind. )
( ..it's not his... nevermind. )
they should make, like, big sushi
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
they should make, like, big sushi
( she snaps her finger at him. )
nuggets.
nuggets.
now the big decision is deciding what to eat with it.
no caffeine. you've got the perfect excuse.
March 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
( she snaps her finger at him. )
nuggets.
nuggets.
no caffeine. you've got the perfect excuse.
it's late as fuck but i think that's when it is the best time for a mug moment.
we all deserve a mug moment right now.
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
no caffeine. you've got the perfect excuse.
we all deserve a mug moment right now.
this is so sad. can we PLEASE have a Mug moment.
( he's holding root beer. )
( he's holding root beer. )
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
we all deserve a mug moment right now.
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ah, shit, where's a touch stone.
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
ah, shit, where's a touch stone.
ㅤI AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
March 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
ㅤI AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
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ㅤㅤㅤTHE UNPERTURBABLE
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Loves surfing
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Dries off quickly
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Is a pretty chill gal
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ㅤㅤㅤTHE UNPERTURBABLE
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Loves surfing
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Dries off quickly
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Is a pretty chill gal
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March 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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ㅤㅤㅤTHE UNPERTURBABLE
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Loves surfing
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Dries off quickly
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Is a pretty chill gal
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ㅤㅤㅤTHE UNPERTURBABLE
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Loves surfing
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Dries off quickly
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- Is a pretty chill gal
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