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lazyPYRO
@lazypyro.bsky.social
I am a video games enjoyer, wife stan, & husky daddo.
Lvl 37. (He/him, ADHD)

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1 (Tues, Wed, Fri 3:30-5:30pm EST)

Links (VODS, Tiktok): https://lazypyro.carrd.co/

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Forgot I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow at 4 so no stream on Wed. Fix'd Stream Schedule for this week!

Live Fri from 3:30-5:30pm EST🔥(Might be able to sneak one in Thursday)
Probably asked ChatGPT the best way to end a marriage 👀
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Black Mesa is live once again! I think I'm finally getting the hang of ladders! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1
lazyPYRO1 - Twitch
What's up! I'm lazyPYRO, I'm a variety streamer who just likes hanging out and having fun! I'll yap about games, Fantasy Football (in season), and premium, barrel-aged memes.
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Beautiful, i'm such a sucker for Art Deco. I actually thought about becoming an architect before choosing my current career path.

(Part of why i veered was because Art Vandelay wasn't hiring at the time...)
Art Deco NiMo Building in New York c.1932
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now everyone remember: if your favorite game doesn't win GOTY, it's because you are wrong and nobody likes you.

ENJOY THE SHOW! 😁
The Game Awards 2025 Nominees will be announced on Nov 17th, 9 AM PT www.youtube.com/live/GxUUJ-C...
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here." *Baba O'Riley Intro starts*
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Man, 2 days of doctors in a row? Yesterday was my checkup, and today was killin' aliens with DOCTOR Gordon Freeman in Black Mesa! We're live in 10 minutes, babeeee!! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1
lazyPYRO1 - Twitch
What's up! I'm lazyPYRO, I'm a variety streamer who just likes hanging out and having fun! I'll yap about games, Fantasy Football (in season), and premium, barrel-aged memes.
www.twitch.tv
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I mean...yeah!
So we're all calling it the GabeCube, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just as a reminder, NO STREAM TODAY due to a previously made appointment. *sad face*

But stream is still on for Friday (and maaaaybe a sneaky stream tomorrow) *happy face*
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Forgot I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow at 4 so no stream on Wed. Fix'd Stream Schedule for this week!

Live Fri from 3:30-5:30pm EST🔥(Might be able to sneak one in Thursday)
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We're live now with more Black Mesa! What shenanigans with Gordon get into next?! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's easy for me, cause I probably wasn't gonna buy GTA6 anyway, but I would encourage ANYONE who was going to spend their hard earned money on this game to reconsider until Rockstar changes their tune. They have 1 year to redeem themselves, but i'm not holding my breath.

Speak with your wallet.
I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct.

That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Mon chéri, ma chérie!
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I forgot about the polar bear slippers 😆 it's the movie that keeps on giving
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Maybe a hot take but did they need to jump to GALAXY in movie 2?

Or is it just so they can get Rosalina in there?
Official trailer for 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' releases in a special Nintendo Direct on November 12 🍄

6AM PT
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stream Schedule for this week! More Black Mesa and The Cangrejo Cabeza (What Google Translate says is "head crabs" 🤔)

Live Tues, Wed, Fri from 3:30-5:30pm EST🔥
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I look forward to the Funko market after they go bankrupt and then they have to watch as all their product sell for 10x the original price because they're "rare collectibles" now

schadenfreude is a sustainable source of purpose 😜
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nom nom nom

Also, based having an oatmilk variant for us milk bigots
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am yearning for a Saturday where I don't have any obligations 😩

Bring on winter so everybody goes into hibernation mode haha
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thanks everyone who came out today! Black Mesa is really giving me that old Half Life feeling but with modern QOL improvements! They did a great job
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🔥 We're live with Black Mesa! Come hang out for a bit at www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stream time: T-Minus 30 minutes!

Playing...a game...that i have 30 minutes to figure out lol
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don't know who else needs to hear this 🧡
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM