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Lazuron Crei
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Person.
Likes to cast spells and make explosions.
Remembering the “The Office” chili moment I had with a mason jar of chili.
Rip that gumbo chili, rip that 32oz mason jar.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
First day in the building
First day setting up classroom
First day vibing with new coworkers

Guys…
I’m a teacher now @_@
August 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have been 29 for six days now.
That is all.
May 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I didn’t post it, but girlfriend beat Dark Souls 2 yesterday!
I love her to bits; she’s on Dark Souls 3 now, grinding her face into Abyss Watchers atm.
March 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I heard the news. Threw this together while the beans ate snack.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
GF found the Trans Coffin in Dark Souls II
Heh.
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Making liqueur for the first time.
Cinnamon Pear.
Crème de Múre starter in the fridge.
Need more vodka to make more. Thinking a cranberry liqueur next.
December 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Project for this long weekend:
-Quick and dirty rebind of a book my students damaged.
-wooden Hunter’s Knife to go with the Ace of Spades Nerf gun (might do a Cayde-6 cosplay)
-Dice tower so the students stop tossing the math rocks all over the floor.
November 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
OI, DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY
November 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Think I just lost like 10 years of videos because a file transfer shat the bed in the background.
I dislike going to bed sad.
July 27, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I be makin’ things!
Is pretty fun.
July 26, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Hottest babe in town beats Dark Souls for the first time. Becomes Dark Lord.
June 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I turned 28 yesterday. It was a chill day.
I’m back at work today.
It will not be a chill day.
May 2, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Seeing my girlfriend wrapped up in my sheets, 10/10.
She’s naked, 10000/10.
I’m gunna make her waffles. :D
April 20, 2024 at 10:31 AM
The power of imagination and a plastic spork.
March 12, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Ima hop in on this.
Quite a lot came out that year, but this had the greatest impact on my stupid little meat computer.
Look at him. Not a thought behind those precious eyes.
Brilliant.
February 24, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Happy year is new!
No goals, just vibes.
I wanna live.
January 1, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Looking for a suitable beef dish for new year’s dinner. Rest of the course is figured out.
December 28, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Taking Froggos on adventure.
December 22, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Made a tasty last night.
Braised short ribs!
Not pictured: Roasted veggies and mashed potatoes.
December 22, 2023 at 1:25 AM
It’s funny, yeah I started swearing in the fifth grade,
But I thought we were so much bigger.
Fifth graders are fucking tiny.

Brought to you by the tiny fifth grade girl who loudly exclaimed fuck behind my head on her way to recess.
December 13, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I got some ideas for Christmas gifts, but I gotta actually, like, do them, which is the problem.
December 2, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Painted, restocked, ready.
November 25, 2023 at 11:54 AM
miss girlfriend already
November 18, 2023 at 8:51 PM