Layne "la pequeña" Winters
@laynewinters.bsky.social
small, blonde, girl - but not barbie. She's taller. Now with 50% less twitter. Size stuff and random nonsense that's usually Disney related. I also sometimes write! allegedly!
Just little game I like to play with the federal agent that has to go through my search history.
We have fun.
We have fun.
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Just little game I like to play with the federal agent that has to go through my search history.
We have fun.
We have fun.
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It's kind of funny that Presidents Day. Is a federal holiday. Everything is closed.
But on election day, the day we choose our president.
That's a normal day. Everyone has to work
But on election day, the day we choose our president.
That's a normal day. Everyone has to work
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It's kind of funny that Presidents Day. Is a federal holiday. Everything is closed.
But on election day, the day we choose our president.
That's a normal day. Everyone has to work
But on election day, the day we choose our president.
That's a normal day. Everyone has to work
Fall asleep playing ETS2 and wake up with your truck like this
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Fall asleep playing ETS2 and wake up with your truck like this
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Human?
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Human?
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
I can't wait for baseball season to start so I can go visit my grandparents when there's a game on and ask "So which one is Big Dumper?"
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I can't wait for baseball season to start so I can go visit my grandparents when there's a game on and ask "So which one is Big Dumper?"
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folks, you can't spell Tammany Hall without "mant,"
Dr. Otto von Shrinksalot's historic lab was actually in New Jersey but he was coaxed over to Manhattan after "Boss" Tweed insisted he'd have free reign to shrink his political opponents.
*tight shot of walking down chrome hallway*
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: I'm here at Dr. Otto von Shrinksalot's historic lab for mad science.
*swooping overhead drone shot*
MAMDANI: For the first time in decades, people from all over the five boroughs will be able to get shrunk to ant size. Free of charge.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: I'm here at Dr. Otto von Shrinksalot's historic lab for mad science.
*swooping overhead drone shot*
MAMDANI: For the first time in decades, people from all over the five boroughs will be able to get shrunk to ant size. Free of charge.
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
folks, you can't spell Tammany Hall without "mant,"
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
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Happy valentines day!! I’ll be busy in heaven if no one minds 😵💫😵💫🤤🤤❤️
Love you SO much my beautiful huge boywife MWAH MWAH @indigoshyy.bsky.social !!!
#sizesky #giantess
Love you SO much my beautiful huge boywife MWAH MWAH @indigoshyy.bsky.social !!!
#sizesky #giantess
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Happy valentines day!! I’ll be busy in heaven if no one minds 😵💫😵💫🤤🤤❤️
Love you SO much my beautiful huge boywife MWAH MWAH @indigoshyy.bsky.social !!!
#sizesky #giantess
Love you SO much my beautiful huge boywife MWAH MWAH @indigoshyy.bsky.social !!!
#sizesky #giantess
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Shrinker, tailor, soldier, spy
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Shrinker, tailor, soldier, spy
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iota office mouse (and yeen)
@bijoul33.bsky.social 💕🌸🏢☎️📋🤝
@bijoul33.bsky.social 💕🌸🏢☎️📋🤝
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
iota office mouse (and yeen)
@bijoul33.bsky.social 💕🌸🏢☎️📋🤝
@bijoul33.bsky.social 💕🌸🏢☎️📋🤝
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Shrunk smaller than a micro at the party? Wow that's gotta be rough! 🍻🐾🍕📼
Good thing this episode isn't canon... I think? 😏
Good thing this episode isn't canon... I think? 😏
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Shrunk smaller than a micro at the party? Wow that's gotta be rough! 🍻🐾🍕📼
Good thing this episode isn't canon... I think? 😏
Good thing this episode isn't canon... I think? 😏
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As princess in a royal family, you knew you would be required to have an arranged marriage that is politically advantageous to your kingdom, and you made your peace with that.
...but you can't help but feel nervous since you found out your bride-to-be is the princess of the Kingdom of Giants...
...but you can't help but feel nervous since you found out your bride-to-be is the princess of the Kingdom of Giants...
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
As princess in a royal family, you knew you would be required to have an arranged marriage that is politically advantageous to your kingdom, and you made your peace with that.
...but you can't help but feel nervous since you found out your bride-to-be is the princess of the Kingdom of Giants...
...but you can't help but feel nervous since you found out your bride-to-be is the princess of the Kingdom of Giants...
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Woman (1990)
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Woman (1990)
The end of an error! The animatronics in EPCOTs Frozen ride now have actual faces instead of projection mapped faces.
youtu.be/5Q2U1ndJ6Ro?...
youtu.be/5Q2U1ndJ6Ro?...
Frozen Animatronics With Updated Faces Side by Side Comparison - Epcot
YouTube video by Attractions Magazine
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The end of an error! The animatronics in EPCOTs Frozen ride now have actual faces instead of projection mapped faces.
youtu.be/5Q2U1ndJ6Ro?...
youtu.be/5Q2U1ndJ6Ro?...
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February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The Belle handsoap smells like rose petals, whipped vanilla (the Grey Stuff™️), and wet dog fur
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
Bath & Body Works launches new Disney Princess-themed fragrances
Bath & Body Works new Disney Princess Collection draws inspiration from "the captivating stories of six Disney Princess characters."
www.usatoday.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Belle handsoap smells like rose petals, whipped vanilla (the Grey Stuff™️), and wet dog fur
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
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Wait no, Amber, don't leave the fridge open for too long you're wasting electricity NNOOO--
#Art #AmberAshes #MiniGiantess
#Art #AmberAshes #MiniGiantess
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Wait no, Amber, don't leave the fridge open for too long you're wasting electricity NNOOO--
#Art #AmberAshes #MiniGiantess
#Art #AmberAshes #MiniGiantess
Some thoughts:
Peter Griffin only shoulder high to Moana. Even shorter if you pulled him back next to Belle, Anna, and Elsa.
Giant Woody.
What's with them putting Minnie in the teal dress often now?
Failure to obscure Mike Wazowski behind the Super Bowl logo cannot be overlooked.
Peter Griffin only shoulder high to Moana. Even shorter if you pulled him back next to Belle, Anna, and Elsa.
Giant Woody.
What's with them putting Minnie in the teal dress often now?
Failure to obscure Mike Wazowski behind the Super Bowl logo cannot be overlooked.
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Some thoughts:
Peter Griffin only shoulder high to Moana. Even shorter if you pulled him back next to Belle, Anna, and Elsa.
Giant Woody.
What's with them putting Minnie in the teal dress often now?
Failure to obscure Mike Wazowski behind the Super Bowl logo cannot be overlooked.
Peter Griffin only shoulder high to Moana. Even shorter if you pulled him back next to Belle, Anna, and Elsa.
Giant Woody.
What's with them putting Minnie in the teal dress often now?
Failure to obscure Mike Wazowski behind the Super Bowl logo cannot be overlooked.
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I do need to add that it’s important to avoid the trappings of “this alternative doesn’t have feature xyz” cause then I have to shake my old man cane and go BACK IN MY DAY THIS FEATURE DIDNT EVEN EXIST WE HAD TO GO UP THE HILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITH NO SHOES etc etc
"None of Discord's competitors are as feature complete as Discord is!"
Have you stopped for a second and considered why?
Because the only way to get a truly "everything" app is to eventually need a massive amount of funding, either from stocks or VC funding.
Maybe we don't need persistent-
Have you stopped for a second and considered why?
Because the only way to get a truly "everything" app is to eventually need a massive amount of funding, either from stocks or VC funding.
Maybe we don't need persistent-
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I do need to add that it’s important to avoid the trappings of “this alternative doesn’t have feature xyz” cause then I have to shake my old man cane and go BACK IN MY DAY THIS FEATURE DIDNT EVEN EXIST WE HAD TO GO UP THE HILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITH NO SHOES etc etc
Finally, feels a bit late to throw her under the bus now but... Oh wait, nm. Just a two week maintenance on the Hogwarts Express.
It was probably letting people ride without paying for a park hopper, hence the emergency repair.
www.disneyfanatic.com/universal-cl...
It was probably letting people ride without paying for a park hopper, hence the emergency repair.
www.disneyfanatic.com/universal-cl...
Universal Closing First-of-Its-Kind ‘Harry Potter’ Attraction : Disney Fanatic
BAD NEWS FOR POTTER FANS: The Hogwarts Express is shutting down TOMORROW at Universal Orlando and won't be back until February 24! 😱
www.disneyfanatic.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Finally, feels a bit late to throw her under the bus now but... Oh wait, nm. Just a two week maintenance on the Hogwarts Express.
It was probably letting people ride without paying for a park hopper, hence the emergency repair.
www.disneyfanatic.com/universal-cl...
It was probably letting people ride without paying for a park hopper, hence the emergency repair.
www.disneyfanatic.com/universal-cl...
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Wiring up a jukebox that only plays retro FPS soundtracks and calling it Duke Jukem.
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Wiring up a jukebox that only plays retro FPS soundtracks and calling it Duke Jukem.
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princess morning!! reminder that princesses are free and you can just take them!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
princess morning!! reminder that princesses are free and you can just take them!!!!