American Airlines, everyone said I was a fool for not going Delta when I started having fly monthly and they were RIGHT. YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING ME.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
American Airlines, everyone said I was a fool for not going Delta when I started having fly monthly and they were RIGHT. YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING ME.
If you ask a girl for her equipment list, she’s always going to ask for a broncolor para
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you ask a girl for her equipment list, she’s always going to ask for a broncolor para
Not Cardi B announcing over the Lorimer intercom to pay your fare 😭
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not Cardi B announcing over the Lorimer intercom to pay your fare 😭
Last two eagles games have taken years off my life
September 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Last two eagles games have taken years off my life
If anyone on set is chain smoking, it’s always the g&e team
September 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If anyone on set is chain smoking, it’s always the g&e team
Straight men might be more perceptive than i give them credit for
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Straight men might be more perceptive than i give them credit for
When the lesbians tell you that your fantasy roster is one of the best, you know you won 😌
September 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
When the lesbians tell you that your fantasy roster is one of the best, you know you won 😌
The reason you guys are getting turned away at basement is that you’re showing up scared to get turned away at basement like…
September 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The reason you guys are getting turned away at basement is that you’re showing up scared to get turned away at basement like…
I’m really boots on the ground for this app
September 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m really boots on the ground for this app
Imagine vacationing in beautiful Sarasota, New Jersey
August 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Imagine vacationing in beautiful Sarasota, New Jersey
Crashing out FOR REAL THIS TIME
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Crashing out FOR REAL THIS TIME
People who think cars are the answer to all transportation should be publicly shamed and sent to conversion camp
August 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
People who think cars are the answer to all transportation should be publicly shamed and sent to conversion camp
I am just a girl living in the big city going to the bar with the talent after shooting all day
August 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I am just a girl living in the big city going to the bar with the talent after shooting all day
Perhaps I have reached Capricorn final destination which is not seeing your grandfather before he died because you had a job booked
August 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Perhaps I have reached Capricorn final destination which is not seeing your grandfather before he died because you had a job booked
Some dumb bitch parked a scooter in front of the shopping cart corral at wegmans so I lifted my cart over the railing and a man across the parking lot yelled “that was the most punk thing I’ve ever seen a woman do” which was flattering but then he started hitting on me so I had to run to my car
August 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Some dumb bitch parked a scooter in front of the shopping cart corral at wegmans so I lifted my cart over the railing and a man across the parking lot yelled “that was the most punk thing I’ve ever seen a woman do” which was flattering but then he started hitting on me so I had to run to my car
What will you think of me knowing that my uber driver cut you off because i told him i was late
July 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
What will you think of me knowing that my uber driver cut you off because i told him i was late
Reply guy has been silent for months, but I get tagged by one store in soho and it’s suddenly “heyyyyy bestie”
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reply guy has been silent for months, but I get tagged by one store in soho and it’s suddenly “heyyyyy bestie”
No longer living in Bushwick which is a little inconvenient but my new block reminds me of my street in south philly because all my neighbors are older and have been living there forever and know my name and I just really love that
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
No longer living in Bushwick which is a little inconvenient but my new block reminds me of my street in south philly because all my neighbors are older and have been living there forever and know my name and I just really love that
Spotted lantern flys cruising by on the It’s Tough to Be a Bug platform
July 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Spotted lantern flys cruising by on the It’s Tough to Be a Bug platform
Obsessed with the TSA worker that stopped me at airport security because she wanted to smell my le labo sample
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Obsessed with the TSA worker that stopped me at airport security because she wanted to smell my le labo sample
Worked like 5 days total in June and now working every single day of July… my budgeting skills are really being put to the test
July 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Worked like 5 days total in June and now working every single day of July… my budgeting skills are really being put to the test
Need everyone to know it is 85 degrees with 82% humidity and this uber has NO AC
July 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Need everyone to know it is 85 degrees with 82% humidity and this uber has NO AC
Before Bladee, we had Kid Cudi
July 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Before Bladee, we had Kid Cudi