Always feels good being a 33yr old man typing “POLO PERKS <3 <3” into a search bar
December 28, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Always feels good being a 33yr old man typing “POLO PERKS <3 <3” into a search bar
I’ve infected my wife
December 21, 2023 at 12:59 PM
I’ve infected my wife
11 mins into the Andre 3000 flute album he starts making looney tunes sound effects and I laughed out loud
December 5, 2023 at 4:14 PM
11 mins into the Andre 3000 flute album he starts making looney tunes sound effects and I laughed out loud
A few seconds after I sent that we got the notice that we can work remotely again. Never let anyone tell you complaining doesn’t work ❤️
November 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM
A few seconds after I sent that we got the notice that we can work remotely again. Never let anyone tell you complaining doesn’t work ❤️
We’ve been unable to work remotely for 2 weeks now and I know I’m spoiled but I wouldn’t have lasted in an office pre 2020. 40hrs in here is useless
November 29, 2023 at 8:32 PM
We’ve been unable to work remotely for 2 weeks now and I know I’m spoiled but I wouldn’t have lasted in an office pre 2020. 40hrs in here is useless
One of the few times I miss having my dad in my life is when I rewatch Band of Brothers. It was made specifically to talk to them about
November 28, 2023 at 10:14 PM
One of the few times I miss having my dad in my life is when I rewatch Band of Brothers. It was made specifically to talk to them about
I’m Barack Obama and I’m still enjoying the Ethel Cain album this winter
November 27, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I’m Barack Obama and I’m still enjoying the Ethel Cain album this winter
The “what happened to the 20__ top recruits” videos that guys make now will get me every time. Keep that up please fellas
November 27, 2023 at 1:57 PM
The “what happened to the 20__ top recruits” videos that guys make now will get me every time. Keep that up please fellas
Still can’t log in at work and it’s a lot less fun bc now everyone is stressed out about it
November 21, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Still can’t log in at work and it’s a lot less fun bc now everyone is stressed out about it
Woke up to a mass company email that our login software isn’t working and no one has a plan B. Might just have the day off
November 20, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Woke up to a mass company email that our login software isn’t working and no one has a plan B. Might just have the day off
Got mad enough at Elon censoring that I’m trying it out on here again.
November 18, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Got mad enough at Elon censoring that I’m trying it out on here again.
One day I’ll grow up and stop buying dumb tshirts. Not yet though
October 10, 2023 at 2:56 PM
One day I’ll grow up and stop buying dumb tshirts. Not yet though
Hi there, where do I piss now?
October 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Hi there, where do I piss now?
Long haul trucker with a big ego
October 1, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Long haul trucker with a big ego
Not enough songs out there about stabbing
September 30, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Not enough songs out there about stabbing
Ran into the same old man group eating breakfast at the gas station 2 days in a row. Need to build a squad like that fr fr
September 30, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Ran into the same old man group eating breakfast at the gas station 2 days in a row. Need to build a squad like that fr fr
This was cool but could use some of those floating tiki bars
September 29, 2023 at 10:04 PM
This was cool but could use some of those floating tiki bars
Got a cabin in bumfuck PA for the weekend and this was our set up and movie last night. I’m a retvrn guy now but for early 2000s comedies and small shitty tvs
September 29, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Got a cabin in bumfuck PA for the weekend and this was our set up and movie last night. I’m a retvrn guy now but for early 2000s comedies and small shitty tvs
Felt a pang in my heart remembering a tshirt I lost through an old relationship
September 26, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Felt a pang in my heart remembering a tshirt I lost through an old relationship
Looks like we’ve hit the part of my work day where if no one emails me directly asking for something - I’m done and can play Civ on switch
September 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Looks like we’ve hit the part of my work day where if no one emails me directly asking for something - I’m done and can play Civ on switch
Dog just went on high alert barking at this image of John Madden
September 9, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Dog just went on high alert barking at this image of John Madden
The guy from the Telemarketers doc who snorts heroin, loves his wife, and conspires against a corrupt company is the coolest guy I’ve seen on tv maybe ever
August 31, 2023 at 11:49 AM
The guy from the Telemarketers doc who snorts heroin, loves his wife, and conspires against a corrupt company is the coolest guy I’ve seen on tv maybe ever
Pretty sure I helped my neighbor do welfare fraud last night by signing a piece of paper saying her son who I haven’t seen in like 9 months still lives there. Hope she gets it
August 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Pretty sure I helped my neighbor do welfare fraud last night by signing a piece of paper saying her son who I haven’t seen in like 9 months still lives there. Hope she gets it
Wife just came up from downstairs exhausted and I was confused as to why.
“I don’t know I must’ve held my breathe walking up the stairs or something”
“I don’t know I must’ve held my breathe walking up the stairs or something”
August 30, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Wife just came up from downstairs exhausted and I was confused as to why.
“I don’t know I must’ve held my breathe walking up the stairs or something”
“I don’t know I must’ve held my breathe walking up the stairs or something”
Reposted by Drew
since I can talk shit on here - there’s a guy I went to HS with (33 y/o man) who has been posting paragraphs/selfies on IG about a girl breaking up with him. He’s been alternating those with 5:30am posts of coffee and wherever he’s walking with a “Feelin good!!” caption. Some people stay 16 forever
July 25, 2023 at 11:55 AM
since I can talk shit on here - there’s a guy I went to HS with (33 y/o man) who has been posting paragraphs/selfies on IG about a girl breaking up with him. He’s been alternating those with 5:30am posts of coffee and wherever he’s walking with a “Feelin good!!” caption. Some people stay 16 forever