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William 👑
@lavenderjizz.bsky.social
Don’t mind me. Just posting my little teehee hahas and my cat. And crafting!
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May 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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i just want to go back to bed lol
April 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yall ever have a nap so good you wake up optimistic?
April 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Peeta Mellark. The king of dropping bombshells
April 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Mourning the loss of “what’s the most swankified place in town” in the movie version of Wicked
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Saw a cow on my way to work
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“I hope this email finds you well”

How this email finds me:
March 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Homeboy in the uber applying to jobs
March 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What’s even the point of having a boyfriend if he won’t let you warm your cold hands on him
March 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you’re complementing a good tasting drink, do you say “the bartender ate with that one” or “they sipped”?
March 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can I commit to the bit for two years?
March 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The product you’re looking for is a lobotomy and unfortunately it has been outlawed :/
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Thought-canceling headphones
March 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Someone comes along and steals the weight from your walk
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Brb having a nappuccino
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How do AirPods have transparent and noise cancellation modes but not autotune?
March 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me getting up for work
March 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So I did a thing
March 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I always keep my headphones at noise cancellation at the gym but I’m assuming if I unmuted I’d hear myself breathing exactly like the end of “Denial Is A River” by Doechii
March 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“No one’s looking at you at the gym” I am. I’m learning the proper form on exercises I’ve been doing for a year now so I can adjust next time.
March 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Jobs that waste multiple hours through their application process should be legally required to at least reimburse you minimum wage for time spent
March 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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LinkedIn is so cooked it just asked ME if I'm hiring? Bitch no, you're supposed to get me a job!
March 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The names Jane. Jary Maine. Merry John. Gary Jane. Jerry Jane. I’m high as shit
March 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This Lent I’m giving up
March 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM