Lauren Grimaldi
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
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Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With
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Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With
The United States Supreme Court reportedly began adding “no worries if not” at the end of all rulings President Donald Trump could potentially disagree with.
thehardtimes.net
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Should I leave for my flight now
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Should I leave for my flight now
In Dallas for work and this is my favorite campaign ad
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
In Dallas for work and this is my favorite campaign ad
Every year I have to remind myself that Bradley Cooper never actually peed his pants at the Grammys
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Every year I have to remind myself that Bradley Cooper never actually peed his pants at the Grammys
Hi, I’m the person near you at the grocery store when the weather is bad. This is my first time ever out in public and I don’t know how to behave like a human being
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Hi, I’m the person near you at the grocery store when the weather is bad. This is my first time ever out in public and I don’t know how to behave like a human being
Baseball season’s underway…..
a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Baseball season’s underway…..
Do we think Pope Leo has a cheese grater hat
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Do we think Pope Leo has a cheese grater hat
God I just love sports and being from the Chicago area so much
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
God I just love sports and being from the Chicago area so much
But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album
Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗
Congrats Travis!
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Congrats Travis!
Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes
My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text
a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow background .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow background .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text
Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car
I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.
Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr
The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld
My latest Reductress headline
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My latest Reductress headline
"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans
Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)
Reposted by Lauren Grimaldi
Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...
Armed ICE agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched
Armed, masked federal immigration agents detained one man and chased another through a residential neighborhood in unincorporated Northbrook on Monday, according to witnesses. The incidents, which …
www.chicagotribune.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...