This year for Valentine’s Day I’m giving my husband a hall pass for ICE spouses. Wreck them marriages, baby! 🍿 ✌️

Asking my nail tech if I can keep the pedicure shavings 😘🤌 #treatyourself

Time for some cherry pie and coffee. 😭 RIP David Lynch

The #VampireFreaks to #Fetlife pipeline needs to be studied.

Damn didn’t know all the ghosts in that mansion were shitty CEOs #luigi

I know the toilets at #tjmaxx hate to see me comin’

Don’t mind me, just being DARK and MYSTERIOUS on the 🚽
#goth #jokes

So nudes allowed on here or what?