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Lauren Cipollo
@laurencipollo.bsky.social
Best selling author of the Parallax trilogy. (Aethon Books)

Script writer, game designer, illustrator, story teller. Rep: Michael Masukawa

https://linktr.ee/lcipollo
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Dark is a social outcast running from her past. Zarus is an orphan raised to believe he's has no control over his destiny. They want nothing to do with each other, but when they discover they're part of a prophecy they need to learn to work together to become saviors... or was it harbingers?
Coming soon: Dark & Zarus
A Fun, Fast-Paced Fantasy Adventure
www.kickstarter.com
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At PAX Unplugged for the weekend with Team Cinevore!

Getting around is a little confusing.

Pretty sure we just received instructions to another dimension...
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Matt and I were watching Vox Machina and during the episode where we get Delilah and Silas Briarwood's back story:

Matt: I feel like you would do that for me, if I was dying.

Me: Make a pact with a demon so I could turn you into a vampire?

Matt: Mhmm.

Me: ... Yeah, I definitely would.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I live in America—more to the point, Im sick in America. The only way I can get the meds I need is w/ Patreon.

Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference!

🔗👇🏼
The bad news is my Patreon membership dropped low enough that I had to stop refilling some of my meds.

The good news is that I now know exactly what those meds were doing for me and that they worked quite well.

Not upset at all at those patrons! Life is terrible. Very upset with my body, though!
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That feeling when you order a proof of your new book! 🦋🦋🦋
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just realized that playing a lot of one-shots help when you are a DM. Instant NPCs that you know fairly well and probably have a character sheet (if you can remember where you put it).
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When nerds choose couples costumes. 😆 Hope everyone had a happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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First Halloween event of the season!

@laurencipollo.bsky.social and I almost won the costume contest but another couple had a pretty solid Toad/Peach combo, so I can't compete with that!
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
TTRPGs are the best and I love being a game master. That's all.
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Matt: I'll start chopping potatoes while you shower.

Me (thinking to myself in the shower): I should have told Matt to chop up some onions as well.

*I walk into the kitchen to see chopped potatoes AND onions.*

Me: I have chosen the correct life partner.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Reuben doesn't let type 1 diabetes slow him down. 😤

Support @moxreuby.bsky.social and #type1diabetes research 💙 Plus, earn exclusive @magiconline.bsky.social avatars + free drafts!

📺Watch: twitch.tv/MoxReuby
💸Donate: tinyurl.com/reubenvstype1
October 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Link in comments!
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Any other zoo keepers watch Alien Earth? I was really concerned about Eye Sheep's stool quality.
October 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fancy breakfast at the Front Yard to celebrate a great meeting! I hope we have more news for you next week! 🤞🤞🤞
October 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
No rapture for me. Guess I still have to market my books. 🫠
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Maggots were one of the few things in this world that would gross me out, but then someone on the internet called them 'disco rice' and now I think i like maggots?
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This is Victor. He is a very distinguished gentleman.
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Commissions are back to open, tho offerings are limited this time around as I look to build some pieces for my portfolio! I'm working on knocking out my car loan right now too.

Slots now are for the rest of the year! If you want a holiday gift, now is the time!!

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September 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mmm... tastes like victory!
September 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dark is a social outcast running from her past. Zarus is an orphan raised to believe he's has no control over his destiny. They want nothing to do with each other, but when they discover they're part of a prophecy they need to learn to work together to become saviors... or was it harbingers?
Coming soon: Dark & Zarus
A Fun, Fast-Paced Fantasy Adventure
www.kickstarter.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I would like some chemo...you would like some writing support?? Everyone wins!

patreon.com/cknightwrites
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just your friendly SFF author dropping a quote to inspire you to check out her scifi trilogy.

Yeah, it's a little flirty. You CAN do romance in scifi.
September 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Looking for a fun, fast paced fantasy? DARK & ZARUS has high stakes, romance, artifacts, and snarky banter! We have lots of goodies planned for this Kickstarter, so please click the link and give our page a follow!

Link in comments and more info to come soon!
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is Jupiter. Her eyes are the same color as this kiddie pool. No, I did not alter this photo in any way. Jupiter got adopted this week! 💙
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I dunno, guys. Maybe don't start the 7th film in your dinosaur movie franchise with 'everyone was bored of dinosaurs.'

Cause honestly? You achieved the impossible answer made me bored of dinosaurs, too.
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I don't know how I feel about Alien: Earth. I want to like it. But. I don't yet.
August 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM