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lauren boobert
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say my name three times and i’ll appear.
did you all see me in the ring for the jake paul fight sponsored by tyson?

that chicken is the best!
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
matt, you’re going to do so well at your new secretary job.

i’m not sure how to work a printer, but with your big brains, I know you can get the job done!

#alljobsmatter
#allknobsmatter
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
i am honored to accept the nomination of the president's official microphone licker.

#alljobsmatter
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
congratulations on matt gaetz for finding a job after he left congress to work as a desk secretary.

all jobs matter!
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
i mean, if you even could understand math you would know that i am right.
November 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
marjorie knowns all the big numbers. i know i struggle sometimes, but she's always there to help me out.

thanks sister!

@mtgsminge.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
can someone let me know if i was nominated for the secretary of education or something? i don't know how to read.
November 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM