did you all see me in the ring for the jake paul fight sponsored by tyson?

that chicken is the best!

matt, you’re going to do so well at your new secretary job.

i’m not sure how to work a printer, but with your big brains, I know you can get the job done!

#alljobsmatter
#allknobsmatter

i am honored to accept the nomination of the president's official microphone licker.

#alljobsmatter

congratulations on matt gaetz for finding a job after he left congress to work as a desk secretary.

all jobs matter!

i mean, if you even could understand math you would know that i am right.

marjorie knowns all the big numbers. i know i struggle sometimes, but she's always there to help me out.

thanks sister!

@mtgsminge.bsky.social

can someone let me know if i was nominated for the secretary of education or something? i don't know how to read.