Laura 🌱
@laurawritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance copywriter. Caffeinated cynic. Inspired by the weird and the whimsical.
Is it Halloween yet?
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is it Halloween yet?
Is there a term or known syndrome for when you always end up inadvertently flirting with the food delivery driver because you're just so awkward at making small talk? 🫠🥲
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Is there a term or known syndrome for when you always end up inadvertently flirting with the food delivery driver because you're just so awkward at making small talk? 🫠🥲
Reposted by Laura 🌱
Is anyone else eagerly awaiting cooler temperatures, pumpkin patches, ominous mansions, fog-laden fields of corn, autumn festivals, pumpkin pastries, Halloween, resplendent trees, the full moon in October, spooky films, and the heartwarming sound of crows in the distance?
August 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Is anyone else eagerly awaiting cooler temperatures, pumpkin patches, ominous mansions, fog-laden fields of corn, autumn festivals, pumpkin pastries, Halloween, resplendent trees, the full moon in October, spooky films, and the heartwarming sound of crows in the distance?
I've developed a serious breadsticks and chocolate spread habit. I know it could be a lot worse. But it could also be a lot better 🥬
July 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've developed a serious breadsticks and chocolate spread habit. I know it could be a lot worse. But it could also be a lot better 🥬
Perfect weather for watching 'Rear Window' 🥵
June 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Perfect weather for watching 'Rear Window' 🥵
Apparently I have a really straight spine, so that's some good news at least.
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Apparently I have a really straight spine, so that's some good news at least.
It's been aaaaages since I've watched a really good, spooky horror film... What would *you* recommend?
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's been aaaaages since I've watched a really good, spooky horror film... What would *you* recommend?
Why does a free coffee always taste better than one you paid for?
May 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Why does a free coffee always taste better than one you paid for?
Rewatching all the 'Criminal' series on Netflix. See you in 100 years.
May 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Rewatching all the 'Criminal' series on Netflix. See you in 100 years.
I just inhaled a 100g bar of chocolate in about 2 minutes, if you want to know how it's going.
April 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I just inhaled a 100g bar of chocolate in about 2 minutes, if you want to know how it's going.
Reposted by Laura 🌱
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
Getting Supernatural vibes from The Bondsman. I think I'm going to like it 💀
April 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Getting Supernatural vibes from The Bondsman. I think I'm going to like it 💀
Writing about shopping trolleys (sholleys, sholley trolleys...), and all I can hear in my head is this.
March 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Writing about shopping trolleys (sholleys, sholley trolleys...), and all I can hear in my head is this.
I'm rewatching 'The Tudors', and I'd forgotten just how cheesy it is. I love it.
March 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm rewatching 'The Tudors', and I'd forgotten just how cheesy it is. I love it.
My apologies to anyone who heard my rumbling stomach on a call this morning. Just very hungry. Definitely not possessed.
February 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My apologies to anyone who heard my rumbling stomach on a call this morning. Just very hungry. Definitely not possessed.
Have been asked to go on a date involving crazy golf. Two words: Marriage. Material.
February 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Have been asked to go on a date involving crazy golf. Two words: Marriage. Material.
Reposted by Laura 🌱
I realize that pub crawls are quite popular, but I truly believe that the concept of a library crawl is long overdue.
February 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I realize that pub crawls are quite popular, but I truly believe that the concept of a library crawl is long overdue.
Does anyone have any tips on how I can prove I didn't use AI to write some work for a client who is claiming that I did? 🥴
January 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Does anyone have any tips on how I can prove I didn't use AI to write some work for a client who is claiming that I did? 🥴
Just got a fresh-out-the-oven Greggs vegan sausage roll. Who's really winning today?
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Just got a fresh-out-the-oven Greggs vegan sausage roll. Who's really winning today?
I don't want a Labyrinth sequel. Stop ruining my favouritest film ever 😭
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don't want a Labyrinth sequel. Stop ruining my favouritest film ever 😭
Had no idea the most beautiful bookshop was practically on my doorstep! 😍📚
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Had no idea the most beautiful bookshop was practically on my doorstep! 😍📚
@gillianography.bsky.social Hey! Have you watched Long Legs on Prime? I saw it pop up and thought I might try it tonight!
January 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@gillianography.bsky.social Hey! Have you watched Long Legs on Prime? I saw it pop up and thought I might try it tonight!
Reposted by Laura 🌱
If books and pastries aren’t the answer, then are we really asking the right questions?
December 29, 2024 at 12:32 PM
If books and pastries aren’t the answer, then are we really asking the right questions?