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laura
@lauralite28.bsky.social
30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛️✨️
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gonna start a thread where I list things that I have to explain to my offline, 41-year old boyfriend. so far today: labubus and nyan cat
waiting for some artistic genius to create a frankenstein-inspired cross stitch pattern that will be worthy of a county fair submission
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
why did nobody tell me that stray kids have new music coming out 😩
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
woke up with a blocked tear duct and swollen eye bc I literally held back tears at work yesterday!!!
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a wall .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a wall .
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November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
last four games I've played except it's all skyrim because I haven't played anything else recently
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
new house !rich
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I want some new fake garland but everything I've found in stores is this gross rubber material. I want that crunchy plastic shit that my cat likes to chew!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Scar (from the Lion King) is one of my students' special interests and LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR MY FISH TANK
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I just drove through hazardous snow conditions to get to the doctors office and now I'm in the waiting room with someone watching reels on their phone with the volume up???? rough start to the day
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I keep wondering why I feel sick but...I'm not taking my meds regularly, not drinking enough water, so stressed I haven't had a period in two months, not following my diet...like bitch that's why
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I found the mp3 of it and it may end up being my ringtone
for anyone else who has watched vods of RV There Yet...the pasta song on that one cassette tape has me wheezing 😭
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
guys it's been 5 years since the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. that was the peak of my existence
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
for anyone else who has watched vods of RV There Yet...the pasta song on that one cassette tape has me wheezing 😭
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
there are quite a few games on Steam I want to play but I don't think my old af dell laptop can handle it 😮‍💨
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
30 minutes into my first watch of The Substance
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
obsessed w her black lips 💋
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
having big social anxiety lately which usually isn't a problem for me 😩 but I'm doing a lot of second guessing about my actions and worrying how I am perceived and it's so frustrating!
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone

October 2016 (so I was 21). big infinity scarf, side bang, BLONDE (and in need of a toner hullo)
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have a student with selective mutism who has not spoken at school ever. After almost 2 years of trying to hear his voice, he finally let his parents record and send us a video of him reading at home and I am over the moon about it 😭❤️
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
anyone else watching Welcome to Derry??
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
someone at book club said they liked my bangs
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
making soup
a man holding a cell phone next to a can of campbells soup
ALT: a man holding a cell phone next to a can of campbells soup
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November 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I was so excited to go home and watch the stream and eat mcdonalds but I've actually been at the eye doctor for TWO HOURS
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Halloween update from a k-2 school: every kid is dressed as Rumi, one kid brought me a spooky goodie bag of cat treats (for my cats obv), I was dressed like Captain Marvel
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM