laura
@lauralite28.bsky.social
30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch 🏳️🌈🐈⬛️✨️
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laura
@lauralite28.bsky.social
· Sep 1
gonna start a thread where I list things that I have to explain to my offline, 41-year old boyfriend. so far today: labubus and nyan cat
do we think the new Lord of the Flies adaptation will eventually be available in the US or do I finally need to get a vpn 😕
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
do we think the new Lord of the Flies adaptation will eventually be available in the US or do I finally need to get a vpn 😕
ate too much wing dip
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
ate too much wing dip
drank too much champagne at the restaurant for galentine's and one of my students was there; their family could def tell I'm a bit toasted 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
drank too much champagne at the restaurant for galentine's and one of my students was there; their family could def tell I'm a bit toasted 🫠
hosting galentine's dinner tonight and a friend asked if she could bring her boys bc she can't find a sitter...I said it's fine bc I want to include her and be supportive, but also 😩
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
hosting galentine's dinner tonight and a friend asked if she could bring her boys bc she can't find a sitter...I said it's fine bc I want to include her and be supportive, but also 😩
visited the potato island...this is what I imagine rural Idaho is
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
visited the potato island...this is what I imagine rural Idaho is
a real case note I wrote today: "(student) needs to work on self-advocacy and being school appropriate (wanted to draw a "giant wiener" on the board)"
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
a real case note I wrote today: "(student) needs to work on self-advocacy and being school appropriate (wanted to draw a "giant wiener" on the board)"
stitchin while we sonic
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
stitchin while we sonic
day in the life of a k-2 school counselor:
-bus duty in -11°F wind chill
-5yo screaming and tried to run into parking lot bc she forgot to wear pjs for pj day; had to be carried in by admin
-5yo punched 2 classmates and threw his chair, injuring another, all before 10:45am
...
-bus duty in -11°F wind chill
-5yo screaming and tried to run into parking lot bc she forgot to wear pjs for pj day; had to be carried in by admin
-5yo punched 2 classmates and threw his chair, injuring another, all before 10:45am
...
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
day in the life of a k-2 school counselor:
-bus duty in -11°F wind chill
-5yo screaming and tried to run into parking lot bc she forgot to wear pjs for pj day; had to be carried in by admin
-5yo punched 2 classmates and threw his chair, injuring another, all before 10:45am
...
-bus duty in -11°F wind chill
-5yo screaming and tried to run into parking lot bc she forgot to wear pjs for pj day; had to be carried in by admin
-5yo punched 2 classmates and threw his chair, injuring another, all before 10:45am
...
got to the gym for the first time in months!! started to put on my shorts and there was a huge hole in the ass!! guess I'm going home oh well
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
got to the gym for the first time in months!! started to put on my shorts and there was a huge hole in the ass!! guess I'm going home oh well
they said it would stop snowing but they lied it actually started snowing more 😩 (peep my landlord using my damn shovel to clear the sidewalk for the first time in days 😒)
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
they said it would stop snowing but they lied it actually started snowing more 😩 (peep my landlord using my damn shovel to clear the sidewalk for the first time in days 😒)
my school really said BUNDLE UP BITCH AND GET YO ASS BACK TO WORK
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
my school really said BUNDLE UP BITCH AND GET YO ASS BACK TO WORK
just dug my car out of 8 inches of snow
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
just dug my car out of 8 inches of snow
waiting for my bf to notice that I threw up even though he's asleep and missed the whole thing
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
waiting for my bf to notice that I threw up even though he's asleep and missed the whole thing
guys I'm chaperoning a middle school dance and the dj SUCKS
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
guys I'm chaperoning a middle school dance and the dj SUCKS
Reposted by laura
Wear blue tomorrow, January 23, as a visible sign that we stand together—across state lines and across communities—in support of safe, welcoming public schools where children can learn without fear. #ICEOutSchools
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wear blue tomorrow, January 23, as a visible sign that we stand together—across state lines and across communities—in support of safe, welcoming public schools where children can learn without fear. #ICEOutSchools
please don't make me go to work I'm supposed to be in a bee costume all day and I don't wanna
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
please don't make me go to work I'm supposed to be in a bee costume all day and I don't wanna
thinking about doing a dry february (no diet pepsi 😞)
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
thinking about doing a dry february (no diet pepsi 😞)
unfortunately the latest THT episode has introduced me to Ogtha
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
unfortunately the latest THT episode has introduced me to Ogtha
Buffalo area has been hyping up this snow storm for days so I had mentally checked out and assumed we would have a snow day tomorrow. it's looking less likely now...and I will absolutely crumble tomorrow if I have to wake up and go to work
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Buffalo area has been hyping up this snow storm for days so I had mentally checked out and assumed we would have a snow day tomorrow. it's looking less likely now...and I will absolutely crumble tomorrow if I have to wake up and go to work
just rescheduled my PT appointment bc it's snowing so bad I couldn't see while trying to drive there
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
just rescheduled my PT appointment bc it's snowing so bad I couldn't see while trying to drive there