I was the intimacy coordinator for Ratatouille

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God dammit lol

White boy summer is just winter I’m realizing ….

There’s a distinct unfunniness about this app can’t put my finger on it tho

This app won’t really be any fun until poet, teacher and Leo Carson Jordan joins

me: I just think a lot about how historically, tragic it is that Andrea Dworkin thought she could handle the devil's bargain of working with the state. her writing prior to that is so sharp, her speeches so vicious, she could've done more.
the guy from Creep: hey, I love you.
me: not now, man

being sober makes you smarter but smoking weed makes you both dumber and smarter

When im in the presence of a hot person and say “what’s all this then??” In a British accent that’s the real me

Unpopular opinion Sabrina carpenter is too short to be that horny

Me: I fear my best years are behind me and that I’m too strange to be truly loved

Emily: I’m in Paris

One thing I miss about drinking and partying a lot is going to Hot Pot City with a hangover and leaving with like, really insane diarrhea

No but literally can anyone tell me why

Mark Duplas

Started the Creep Tapes on Shudder. The series, like the movies, does a good job of employing the killer's cringe inducing social awkwardness as a means to pull in both the audience and victims before we realize how unsettling the killer's behavior is.

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