Listening to Steely Dan - Dirty Work in my new over the ear headphones.
Sunday Scaries? I don't know her.
Sunday Scaries? I don't know her.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Listening to Steely Dan - Dirty Work in my new over the ear headphones.
Sunday Scaries? I don't know her.
Sunday Scaries? I don't know her.
@courier429.bsky.social I'm in a little ma and pa hardware store and it smells so good in here. Should I buy pants?
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@courier429.bsky.social I'm in a little ma and pa hardware store and it smells so good in here. Should I buy pants?
I mean...the price is right
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I mean...the price is right
Congratulations it's my earliest listening to covers of Fairytale of New York ever.
Just some deeply sober person shit over here
(proof of life)
Just some deeply sober person shit over here
(proof of life)
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Congratulations it's my earliest listening to covers of Fairytale of New York ever.
Just some deeply sober person shit over here
(proof of life)
Just some deeply sober person shit over here
(proof of life)
I've been doing 5 day cycles without using my phone (it's incredible) which means when I have it on the weekend I'm completely comfortable texting one person from a group chat asking for a summary of everything I missed in the chat, instead of reading it all.
This is the way
This is the way
September 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've been doing 5 day cycles without using my phone (it's incredible) which means when I have it on the weekend I'm completely comfortable texting one person from a group chat asking for a summary of everything I missed in the chat, instead of reading it all.
This is the way
This is the way
Talking to my niece on the phone yesterday she told me "nothing interesting happens the first two weeks of grade 9" and boy was she surprised when I told her for me it was 9/11
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Talking to my niece on the phone yesterday she told me "nothing interesting happens the first two weeks of grade 9" and boy was she surprised when I told her for me it was 9/11
giving blood
Guy beside me "I worked out really hard this morning, it was probably a bad idea"
Me: no that's great it will make your bleed time faster!
GBM: *SILENCE*
Guy beside me "I worked out really hard this morning, it was probably a bad idea"
Me: no that's great it will make your bleed time faster!
GBM: *SILENCE*
July 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
giving blood
Guy beside me "I worked out really hard this morning, it was probably a bad idea"
Me: no that's great it will make your bleed time faster!
GBM: *SILENCE*
Guy beside me "I worked out really hard this morning, it was probably a bad idea"
Me: no that's great it will make your bleed time faster!
GBM: *SILENCE*
Was in a bikini for a few hours (several rounds of sunscreen) and falsely assumed that my bucket hat would provide enough shade for my chest.
I look like I've been branded with the bat signal.
I look like I've been branded with the bat signal.
July 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Was in a bikini for a few hours (several rounds of sunscreen) and falsely assumed that my bucket hat would provide enough shade for my chest.
I look like I've been branded with the bat signal.
I look like I've been branded with the bat signal.
"see ya at the window eh"
My hoser bud at the Tim's drive through is enjoying his Monday
My hoser bud at the Tim's drive through is enjoying his Monday
July 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"see ya at the window eh"
My hoser bud at the Tim's drive through is enjoying his Monday
My hoser bud at the Tim's drive through is enjoying his Monday
I hope the man I was driving next to 45 minutes ago knows it was Night Moves that I was first pumping to
July 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I hope the man I was driving next to 45 minutes ago knows it was Night Moves that I was first pumping to
Getting a pedi and I just looked over at the stopped clock on the wall, that's at the right time of day
July 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Getting a pedi and I just looked over at the stopped clock on the wall, that's at the right time of day
I have never had poison ivy. Considering my job and activities and childhood I have assumed I am immune to it.
Today I found myself way deep in it before I realized what was happening.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
Today I found myself way deep in it before I realized what was happening.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
June 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have never had poison ivy. Considering my job and activities and childhood I have assumed I am immune to it.
Today I found myself way deep in it before I realized what was happening.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
Today I found myself way deep in it before I realized what was happening.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
Was driving home and the radio was playing Band On The Run and the sky opened up with a biblical level of rain AT THE EXACT RIGHT MOMENT. cathartic.
Also I do a mean Paul McCartney
Also I do a mean Paul McCartney
June 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Was driving home and the radio was playing Band On The Run and the sky opened up with a biblical level of rain AT THE EXACT RIGHT MOMENT. cathartic.
Also I do a mean Paul McCartney
Also I do a mean Paul McCartney
Just saw a handle that ended in 2005 and they said something about being 20 years old
I know the math maths but
I know the math maths but
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just saw a handle that ended in 2005 and they said something about being 20 years old
I know the math maths but
I know the math maths but
No longer shopping for pants at the hardware store, I'm browsing into Pharmacy Sundresses
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL GROWTH @courier429.bsky.social
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL GROWTH @courier429.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No longer shopping for pants at the hardware store, I'm browsing into Pharmacy Sundresses
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL GROWTH @courier429.bsky.social
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL GROWTH @courier429.bsky.social
Picking up dry cleaning and them not providing a bag is wild to me. You're just going to send this freshly cleaned outfit out in the wild all naked and exposed!?
And I get single use plastics or whatever but that can't be the most harmful part of dry-cleaning?
And I get single use plastics or whatever but that can't be the most harmful part of dry-cleaning?
June 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Picking up dry cleaning and them not providing a bag is wild to me. You're just going to send this freshly cleaned outfit out in the wild all naked and exposed!?
And I get single use plastics or whatever but that can't be the most harmful part of dry-cleaning?
And I get single use plastics or whatever but that can't be the most harmful part of dry-cleaning?
Scottish fest was in town today and I missed it
June 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Scottish fest was in town today and I missed it
Dancing in my undies like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels except the song is...Fast Car.
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dancing in my undies like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels except the song is...Fast Car.
I've been cat sitting for 4 weeks. This is my first real exposure to cats.
I cannot believe how much this one stupid animal loves me. Aggressively loves me. Absolutely smitted. Velcro cat.
The other one, she thinks I'm okay.
This is it, isn't it? This is cats.
I cannot believe how much this one stupid animal loves me. Aggressively loves me. Absolutely smitted. Velcro cat.
The other one, she thinks I'm okay.
This is it, isn't it? This is cats.
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I've been cat sitting for 4 weeks. This is my first real exposure to cats.
I cannot believe how much this one stupid animal loves me. Aggressively loves me. Absolutely smitted. Velcro cat.
The other one, she thinks I'm okay.
This is it, isn't it? This is cats.
I cannot believe how much this one stupid animal loves me. Aggressively loves me. Absolutely smitted. Velcro cat.
The other one, she thinks I'm okay.
This is it, isn't it? This is cats.
As a leafs fan who threw my support behind the Oilers, I'm just glad the misery is over
June 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
As a leafs fan who threw my support behind the Oilers, I'm just glad the misery is over
I'm at a Senior A lacrosse game with my dad and there's about 25 people here.
My $10 in the 50/50 better be coming back to me
My $10 in the 50/50 better be coming back to me
June 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm at a Senior A lacrosse game with my dad and there's about 25 people here.
My $10 in the 50/50 better be coming back to me
My $10 in the 50/50 better be coming back to me
Cleaned the whole house, washed bedding, ran, did strength training. Sitting down to some Steely Dan, pancakes, and iced coffee all before 2pm.
Happy Father's Day to me
Happy Father's Day to me
June 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cleaned the whole house, washed bedding, ran, did strength training. Sitting down to some Steely Dan, pancakes, and iced coffee all before 2pm.
Happy Father's Day to me
Happy Father's Day to me