unremarkable bones 𓅇
@lastmerrymaker.bsky.social
snapping turtle denier
jackalope hunter
illegal beans dealer
visibility enthusiast
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Portrait of Dr Ripley “Pancake” Jones by https://bsky.app/profile/geraldinepiche.bsky.social
http://thelastmerrymaker.com
jackalope hunter
illegal beans dealer
visibility enthusiast
𓅇
Portrait of Dr Ripley “Pancake” Jones by https://bsky.app/profile/geraldinepiche.bsky.social
http://thelastmerrymaker.com
“If anybody bought all those $21 photos and made them into a flip book, they would have seen a sad man whose face never changed, because his thoughts never changed, as he made the endless loop through Jurassic Park.”
www.thestranger.com/jeopardy/202...
www.thestranger.com/jeopardy/202...
Losing Horribly on Jeopardy!
Waking up that morning last October, my dream was to win a fortune on Jeopardy!. Then I watched the returning champion, Harrison Whitaker, shred through the games right before mine. My new dream was t...
www.thestranger.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“If anybody bought all those $21 photos and made them into a flip book, they would have seen a sad man whose face never changed, because his thoughts never changed, as he made the endless loop through Jurassic Park.”
www.thestranger.com/jeopardy/202...
www.thestranger.com/jeopardy/202...
If I were a barber in a small, folksy town I’d call myself a generational talent.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I were a barber in a small, folksy town I’d call myself a generational talent.
I would never just sit around singing a song with my band while that one lady from Friends is just all sad and cold outside the PLAZA strip mall at night we’d have at least write a meaner song about Ross for her
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I would never just sit around singing a song with my band while that one lady from Friends is just all sad and cold outside the PLAZA strip mall at night we’d have at least write a meaner song about Ross for her
AND ITS ONE MORE DAY UP IN THE CANYON
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
AND ITS ONE MORE DAY UP IN THE CANYON
I can’t believe America got the Hunger Games before Running Man
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I can’t believe America got the Hunger Games before Running Man
finally watching the Witcher and I swear they’re saying Milfguard
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
finally watching the Witcher and I swear they’re saying Milfguard
“I need a hater”
-Bonnie Tyler
-Bonnie Tyler
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“I need a hater”
-Bonnie Tyler
-Bonnie Tyler
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Sitting very still taking up as little space as possible
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sitting very still taking up as little space as possible
Pining for the fjords
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pining for the fjords
This yogurt has billions of germs in it
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This yogurt has billions of germs in it
I just don’t know what to do with this movie
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just don’t know what to do with this movie
Stella Artois: the stuntman’s beer
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stella Artois: the stuntman’s beer
Holy shit it was just one big beer ad
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Holy shit it was just one big beer ad
Why did the reluctant hero not simply slay the kings of both opposing forces and take their queens as brides, thus fulfilling the terrible fate befell upon him by solar flare, David Bautista?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why did the reluctant hero not simply slay the kings of both opposing forces and take their queens as brides, thus fulfilling the terrible fate befell upon him by solar flare, David Bautista?
“Soup is good food”
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Soup is good food”
“foray” and “foyer” get be every time
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“foray” and “foyer” get be every time
the difference between heresy and prophecy
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the difference between heresy and prophecy
Dune or the Road
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dune or the Road
the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories
“these streets will make you feel brand new”
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“these streets will make you feel brand new”
my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”
Time for some thrilling heroics
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Time for some thrilling heroics
Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again