Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso
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Exploring the wonder and delight that is Ted Lasso. #TedLasso #Quotes
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, 'cause she's about to go to town on my hamstrings and I make a lot of noises, and I don't like people hearing my noises. / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, 'cause she's about to go to town on my hamstrings and I make a lot of noises, and I don't like people hearing my noises. / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso
Isaac: Would you ever shag a woman?
Colin: No, I'm gay.
Isaac: I know, but what if you had to?
Colin: 1967 Raquel Welch. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
Colin: No, I'm gay.
Isaac: I know, but what if you had to?
Colin: 1967 Raquel Welch. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Isaac: Would you ever shag a woman?
Colin: No, I'm gay.
Isaac: I know, but what if you had to?
Colin: 1967 Raquel Welch. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
Colin: No, I'm gay.
Isaac: I know, but what if you had to?
Colin: 1967 Raquel Welch. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
Ted: I remember being a little kid, sitting in front of the television and watching Queen perform right over there during Live Aid.
Coach Beard: No, you didn't.
Roy: That was old Wembley. / Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City #TedLasso
Coach Beard: No, you didn't.
Roy: That was old Wembley. / Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City #TedLasso
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ted: I remember being a little kid, sitting in front of the television and watching Queen perform right over there during Live Aid.
Coach Beard: No, you didn't.
Roy: That was old Wembley. / Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City #TedLasso
Coach Beard: No, you didn't.
Roy: That was old Wembley. / Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City #TedLasso
This is 'Mascot Idol: Semifinals.' One of these two contestants will be our new mascot. Will it be Macy Greyhound or Tina Feyhound? / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This is 'Mascot Idol: Semifinals.' One of these two contestants will be our new mascot. Will it be Macy Greyhound or Tina Feyhound? / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
Coach Beard: If you ever left me again I would throw myself off a cliff.
Jane: And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso
Jane: And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Coach Beard: If you ever left me again I would throw myself off a cliff.
Jane: And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso
Jane: And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso
Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm glad that I've caught you. It's, uh, Nathan Shelley. Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night, and I was hoping that we could meet for another drink... Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh, practicing for the... / Ted Lasso S03E05 Signs #TedLasso
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm glad that I've caught you. It's, uh, Nathan Shelley. Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night, and I was hoping that we could meet for another drink... Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh, practicing for the... / Ted Lasso S03E05 Signs #TedLasso
Jamie: Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart, then you give me a call. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Jamie: Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart, then you give me a call. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso
Every single one of you knows my arse isn't hairy. Yet none of you spoke up. And I will never forgive you. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Every single one of you knows my arse isn't hairy. Yet none of you spoke up. And I will never forgive you. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso
(people singing) Blue moon... you saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own. / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
(people singing) Blue moon... you saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own. / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso
Sam: It's a pleasure to formally meet you, Deborah. I sincerely wish I wasn't in my boxers right now.
Deborah: Boxer briefs. And like clunky exposition, they leave very little to the imagination. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso
Deborah: Boxer briefs. And like clunky exposition, they leave very little to the imagination. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Sam: It's a pleasure to formally meet you, Deborah. I sincerely wish I wasn't in my boxers right now.
Deborah: Boxer briefs. And like clunky exposition, they leave very little to the imagination. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso
Deborah: Boxer briefs. And like clunky exposition, they leave very little to the imagination. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso
Coach Beard: We just had a five-hour bus ride where you didn't talk a lick, and that's a record by about five hours. / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Coach Beard: We just had a five-hour bus ride where you didn't talk a lick, and that's a record by about five hours. / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso
