Lars Pollmann
@larspollmann.bsky.social
That one guy you barely remember from twitter
Alonso ist einige Regale zu weit oben und es gibt nicht einen tatsächlichen Grund Kovac zu beurlauben.
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Alonso ist einige Regale zu weit oben und es gibt nicht einen tatsächlichen Grund Kovac zu beurlauben.
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Kompany - City
Alonso - Bayern
Kompany - City
Alonso - Bayern
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Kompany - City
Alonso - Bayern
Kompany - City
Alonso - Bayern
I also have no idea what that clock management is
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I also have no idea what that clock management is
Rivers was damn tough, 6 years in the league I have no idea what Herbert is
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Rivers was damn tough, 6 years in the league I have no idea what Herbert is
This was *after* he was shown a red card for protesting a stonewall penalty
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
This was *after* he was shown a red card for protesting a stonewall penalty
Take a shot every time Tony Romo says Josh and you're dead before the 2nd quarter
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Take a shot every time Tony Romo says Josh and you're dead before the 2nd quarter
Mustermann Transfer des Jahres
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Mustermann Transfer des Jahres
Frankfurt - BVB dürfte in der Bundesliga neben VfB - Bayern am stabilsten liefern über die letzten Jahre
January 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Frankfurt - BVB dürfte in der Bundesliga neben VfB - Bayern am stabilsten liefern über die letzten Jahre
Arguably should have won that in 90 minutes and then definitely have lost after conceding so a point is fine? Attacking performance was alright, just the final ball missing too often.
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Arguably should have won that in 90 minutes and then definitely have lost after conceding so a point is fine? Attacking performance was alright, just the final ball missing too often.
Brandt is playing out of his mind this 2nd half
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Brandt is playing out of his mind this 2nd half
Der Frankfurter Einwurf vorm Strafstoß ist regelwidrig, ein sogenannter handfester Skandal
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Der Frankfurter Einwurf vorm Strafstoß ist regelwidrig, ein sogenannter handfester Skandal
Inter have a buyback option and three of their most used midfielders are 30+. Mkhitaryan turns 37 in 2 weeks. Barella turns 29 next month.
Borussia Dortmund are interested in midfielder Aleksander Stankovic from Bruges. For strategic reasons, something could happen in the winter, as the player is cheaper this winter than in the summer.
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#BVB
🗞 @BILD
#BVB
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Inter have a buyback option and three of their most used midfielders are 30+. Mkhitaryan turns 37 in 2 weeks. Barella turns 29 next month.
I'm sure other people have made this joke and better, but any reason to shit on Mercator is a good reason
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I'm sure other people have made this joke and better, but any reason to shit on Mercator is a good reason
Do we think Trump knows Greenland isn't actually as big as Africa
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Do we think Trump knows Greenland isn't actually as big as Africa
If you have to snatch penalties from me 100 seconds before extra time ends you better score a banger like that
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If you have to snatch penalties from me 100 seconds before extra time ends you better score a banger like that
That was far earlier than my earliest exposure to the nfl, but it comes up constantly in compilations. And Billy Cundiff helped my team back then
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
That was far earlier than my earliest exposure to the nfl, but it comes up constantly in compilations. And Billy Cundiff helped my team back then
John Carney when he missed the extra point after a three-lateral TD must be the worst kick of all time, given it was the old short XP
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 AM
John Carney when he missed the extra point after a three-lateral TD must be the worst kick of all time, given it was the old short XP
What a goal that is for Sudan
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
What a goal that is for Sudan
This festive period melts your brain, I have no idea what day it is and Aston Villa are on the TV every time I turn it on
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
This festive period melts your brain, I have no idea what day it is and Aston Villa are on the TV every time I turn it on