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Lars Pollmann
@larspollmann.bsky.social
That one guy you barely remember from twitter
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Kompany - City
Alonso - Bayern
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rivers was damn tough, 6 years in the league I have no idea what Herbert is
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This was *after* he was shown a red card for protesting a stonewall penalty
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Take a shot every time Tony Romo says Josh and you're dead before the 2nd quarter
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
-8
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Mustermann Transfer des Jahres
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Arguably should have won that in 90 minutes and then definitely have lost after conceding so a point is fine? Attacking performance was alright, just the final ball missing too often.
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Brandt is playing out of his mind this 2nd half
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Der Frankfurter Einwurf vorm Strafstoß ist regelwidrig, ein sogenannter handfester Skandal
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Inter have a buyback option and three of their most used midfielders are 30+. Mkhitaryan turns 37 in 2 weeks. Barella turns 29 next month.
Borussia Dortmund are interested in midfielder Aleksander Stankovic from Bruges. For strategic reasons, something could happen in the winter, as the player is cheaper this winter than in the summer.

🗞 @BILD

#BVB
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Do we think Trump knows Greenland isn't actually as big as Africa
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 AM
If you have to snatch penalties from me 100 seconds before extra time ends you better score a banger like that
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What a goal that is for Sudan
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This festive period melts your brain, I have no idea what day it is and Aston Villa are on the TV every time I turn it on
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Important update, I've had Marmite for the first time and I like it
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Legs seem to have completely gone, this will be more about post playing career I reckon
🚨 Brighton sign Pascal Groß from Borussia Dortmund. The medical examination will take place in the next two days.

🗞 @FabrizioRomano

#BVB
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Zu guter Letzt meine jährliche Buchempfehlung: 2025 war Martyr! von Kaveh Akbar das beste Buch, das ich las.
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
- fin -
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Ein herrlicher Wintermorgen
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Titelbild meines Gedichtbands 'Kokosnüsse auf dem Phoenixsee'
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It's like when you play Madden for the first time in years so you keep the difficulty at Rookie while learning the controls but they're actually the same so you win every game with a 50 burger
Not sure the Jets could win a bowl game right now
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not sure the Jets could win a bowl game right now
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM