Keri🌻
@larrysmomfics.bsky.social
she/her | 40+ |🩷💜💙| writer of silly stories | Kevin Bacon thinks I’m funny | lover of fanfiction, coffee, dogs, and nachos | larrysmomfics on AO3
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Actual events that may have just occurred, a chaotic thread…
I’m hungry. *saunters into kitchen and opens fridge* Oh, coffee. *looks at clock* 3:25…hmmm…will I be up all night? Is it worth it? *rummages through fridge* Oh, this kale went bad. Oops.
I’m hungry. *saunters into kitchen and opens fridge* Oh, coffee. *looks at clock* 3:25…hmmm…will I be up all night? Is it worth it? *rummages through fridge* Oh, this kale went bad. Oops.
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Actual events that may have just occurred, a chaotic thread…
I’m hungry. *saunters into kitchen and opens fridge* Oh, coffee. *looks at clock* 3:25…hmmm…will I be up all night? Is it worth it? *rummages through fridge* Oh, this kale went bad. Oops.
I’m hungry. *saunters into kitchen and opens fridge* Oh, coffee. *looks at clock* 3:25…hmmm…will I be up all night? Is it worth it? *rummages through fridge* Oh, this kale went bad. Oops.
These are the EXACT words that just left my lips.
*sighs* I wish I lived in england
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
These are the EXACT words that just left my lips.
JUSTICE FOR THE BUTTERFLY.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
JUSTICE FOR THE BUTTERFLY.
Sometimes it’s all I can do to believe that good things can still happen.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Sometimes it’s all I can do to believe that good things can still happen.
My daughter was having a really hard time choosing an outfit for her winter music program, like, a painfully hard time. Turns out after a bit of Momvestigation she’s feeling like she looks a bit chubby. She’s 8, how is this already a thing?!?!
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
My daughter was having a really hard time choosing an outfit for her winter music program, like, a painfully hard time. Turns out after a bit of Momvestigation she’s feeling like she looks a bit chubby. She’s 8, how is this already a thing?!?!
I hate when I have to delete a post bc it leaves the fandom and then all the randoms start following me. Like no— this is a fan account for a bunch of British gay boybanders, dude, leave me alone!
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I hate when I have to delete a post bc it leaves the fandom and then all the randoms start following me. Like no— this is a fan account for a bunch of British gay boybanders, dude, leave me alone!
Every other post on insta is people being mad about H’s ticket prices. 😬
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Every other post on insta is people being mad about H’s ticket prices. 😬
“You don’t struggle in the open
Fluent in my words unspoken”
Fluent in my words unspoken”
a crying cat is giving a thumbs up with the word ok below it
ALT: a crying cat is giving a thumbs up with the word ok below it
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January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“You don’t struggle in the open
Fluent in my words unspoken”
Fluent in my words unspoken”
Side by Side
a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
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January 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Side by Side
I love how when they’re asked about each other Harry turns into a horse and Louis turns into Porky Pig. 😭
Louis says he found out just a few days ago that Harry was releasing a single on the same day that Louis' album came out!
#HarryStyles #LouisTomlinson #Aperture #HDIGH
🎥 Lisluvfitf
#HarryStyles #LouisTomlinson #Aperture #HDIGH
🎥 Lisluvfitf
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I love how when they’re asked about each other Harry turns into a horse and Louis turns into Porky Pig. 😭
What in the anxiety inducing fever dream was that?!?
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What in the anxiety inducing fever dream was that?!?
Um, excuse me, but what the fuck is that?
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Um, excuse me, but what the fuck is that?
And if I told a coworker I couldn’t cover their extra run tomorrow because I knew I’d be inundated with promo and interviews and new music from the boys and I need to fully immerse myself in fangirldom???!?!
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
And if I told a coworker I couldn’t cover their extra run tomorrow because I knew I’d be inundated with promo and interviews and new music from the boys and I need to fully immerse myself in fangirldom???!?!
We belawng togethaaaaaaaaa
a man with his eyes closed in a crowd
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a crowd
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January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
We belawng togethaaaaaaaaa
The lyric about ‘bad boys’…Giiiiirrrrrllll, get it together. 💅🏻
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The lyric about ‘bad boys’…Giiiiirrrrrllll, get it together. 💅🏻
HE’S A FUCKING GAY DISCO JESUS OMFG
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
HE’S A FUCKING GAY DISCO JESUS OMFG
Well, there went my chance at getting to see H again. 😔
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Well, there went my chance at getting to see H again. 😔
ICE raided a construction site across from a school in my city today. A CONSTRUCTION SITE. These dudes were just working. Building houses for the kids across the street. An armed raid and the school was not informed. Just putting kids’ safety in jeopardy in the name of racism. I truly hate it here.
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
ICE raided a construction site across from a school in my city today. A CONSTRUCTION SITE. These dudes were just working. Building houses for the kids across the street. An armed raid and the school was not informed. Just putting kids’ safety in jeopardy in the name of racism. I truly hate it here.
He finally covered that fuckass E. 😂
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
He finally covered that fuckass E. 😂
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Death by one direction would be a good way to go out and I’m okay with that
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Death by one direction would be a good way to go out and I’m okay with that
He’s so weird I love him so much.
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
He’s so weird I love him so much.
This just in: nothing happens when you send a 🍆. I’ve never been more disappointed, Harold.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This just in: nothing happens when you send a 🍆. I’ve never been more disappointed, Harold.
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 I have an important announcement to make. From now on, I will be referring to any smut that I write as my ‘cliterature’. Please respect my privacy as I will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 I have an important announcement to make. From now on, I will be referring to any smut that I write as my ‘cliterature’. Please respect my privacy as I will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.