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Lard Goober🔞
@lardylicentious.bsky.social
Low-Income Scraping-For-Dimes Multi-Kink Artist and Professional Imbecile. (She/They/It) 24y/o PFP BY SLIMEYJAYSTUDIO
ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+
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E-Begging isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but given my situation, I need the help desperately.
But I'm already resorting to going to the food banks.
Please help me.

My P4YP4L is Notabadger445@gmail.com
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Commission upgrade for leravepala on Twitter.
Neco Arc - Tsukihime
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We've lifted like 99% of covid restrictions.

Why the fuck have the open late/24 hour shops not gone back to regular hours?

Idgaf about going to the club, I miss going to Sobey's after 10pm
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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more lara vibes

listening to 30 by badflower
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You laugh you bite the curb
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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oh yea i also drew this
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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honestly,
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Hi-fuckin-hi, sign-tapping again cuz I've got less than 100 and I'm running out of meat.
E-Begging isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but given my situation, I need the help desperately.
But I'm already resorting to going to the food banks.
Please help me.

My P4YP4L is Notabadger445@gmail.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Our cultural obsession with avocado that has sprang up in the past decade is SO fucking forced.
What the fuck are we even doing?

They suck.

The BEST avocado tastes like you're licking your own foot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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(old) vore// all mine
March 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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licks you
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Trying to comsn art is so weird. You find a josei style artist who draws elegant women at a cafe, doesn't take comms. Here's an artist who draws girls having picnics, $500, three months. Then there's this guy who will draw any character having sex with a dinosaur in 12 hours for $30.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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alright let's get right back to it!!

...right after a quick snack.
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Who knew peaceful times would lead to this??

flat color comm of Echidna from Fire Emblem!
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you aren't zoning you fucking sweat it's just us playing. You're spamming.
Get off your high horse.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Meow from the funny fort game
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Lil rough doodle of @catass.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy

(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM