RETRO
laplacesys.bsky.social
RETRO
@laplacesys.bsky.social
THEY / THEM
my name is "RETRO"
i am a marionette and i like to complain & be annoying online.
i like digital pets & pokemon
(part of a system)
WRAGHHH *kaiju stomping through social media*
September 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i just hate the idea of everything i say being out in the open for everyone on earth to get to comment on. thats not why im here. i am here to look at images and talk to SPECIFIC PEOPLE. not the peanut gallery. the peanut gallery can [removed for TOS violation] for all i care.
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
WHEN will this website let me have a private account. i hate online so much. at least make it Genuinely Difficult to view my content. it doesnt even have to be 100%. you can pull shit up with an API if you feel spicy. just. let me HIDE MY POSTS FROM VIEW from people i DONT ALLOW to follow me
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by RETRO
My Stupid and Gay Puzzle
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Reposted by RETRO
Ermine figurine, porcelain, vintage. ZIK Konakovo, USSR, 1974-1991. Author is Sh. Shukvani.
September 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
*CHEERING AND WHOOPING* GIVE IT UP FOR HELVETICA MAN
September 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by RETRO
latex poses day 11
looks like someone got a new squeaky friend to play with :3c
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sprints toward you with unclear intent
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
we had a solid four decades of "the computer only does exactly what you tell it to do" and now it sure doesn't. it sure does not fucking do that anymore .
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i got gemini to clear off the text/card elements before realising this image already likely exists outside of the tcg....... well at least its nice to see
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
raichu is so cute i cant stand it. my best friend raichu...
September 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
qwen is pretty good at removing the text from pokemon tcg cards! this is very impressive to me!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cool charts from unicode dot org
www.unicode.org/L2/L2024/242...
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
good morning party people i want to post evil content today
September 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One william years
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I ALSO WANT A NEW NAME but thats such a classic sign there is Something Wrong.
September 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i need to post here more. i need Socialization
September 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
oh my god ok ill just delete the app and come back in a few days
August 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
AAAAAAAAA so many gnats
August 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
oricorio flow
August 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my cat caught a gnat and stripped it of its wings. good job! how did you manage to keep it alive
August 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
surely it means nothing that the protagonists of my stories have absolutely no say in the matter what happens to them and are dragged around for the ride
August 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"the protagonist ends up feeling like a prop in her own story- led to the necessary outcomes by the two patriarchs in her life" HELP. ive never heard a more kite thing in my life
August 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
im stoned in my glass house rn
August 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
well i got up early to start my day right, but clearly that was a mistake! im going back to bed Lol.
August 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM