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lizard
@lapislazzu.bsky.social
· Nov 13
hiii I’m liz🩷 my fave things are
• dc comics
• reality tv (bb, survivor, challenge)
• video games (rct, sims, bg3, kh, city skylines)
• animation & anime
• horror movies
• musicals
• controversial female characters
if you’re into any of this let’s be moots so I can leave x forever🩷 #promosky
• dc comics
• reality tv (bb, survivor, challenge)
• video games (rct, sims, bg3, kh, city skylines)
• animation & anime
• horror movies
• musicals
• controversial female characters
if you’re into any of this let’s be moots so I can leave x forever🩷 #promosky
also last night I FINALLYYYYY got to show Hailey a BB nomination ceremony with the key wheel instead of the fuckass memory wall iPad baby slideshow fade transitions
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
also last night I FINALLYYYYY got to show Hailey a BB nomination ceremony with the key wheel instead of the fuckass memory wall iPad baby slideshow fade transitions
inside my Capricorn brain there lives two wolves
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
inside my Capricorn brain there lives two wolves
told my gf Dr. Will has my astrology chart so she can see what I’d be like as a man and after about 20 minutes of Will she said “this is why you were never meant to be a man”
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
told my gf Dr. Will has my astrology chart so she can see what I’d be like as a man and after about 20 minutes of Will she said “this is why you were never meant to be a man”
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season 1 Julie Chen was a different woman and I am afraid
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
season 1 Julie Chen was a different woman and I am afraid
I’m the only person serving cunt at the litter cleanup
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m the only person serving cunt at the litter cleanup
everyday someone else gets engaged while I remain RINGLESS
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
everyday someone else gets engaged while I remain RINGLESS
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toxically I love being the slightly snooty heavily committed monogamous corporate lesbian at my local lesbian group like I looove rolling up like Bette Porter going to The Planet
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
toxically I love being the slightly snooty heavily committed monogamous corporate lesbian at my local lesbian group like I looove rolling up like Bette Porter going to The Planet
there’s this guy from college who was a bartender at his frat and he’s gotten very woke since graduating so I checked his page for fun and would you believe he unfollowed almost everyone from college except me and another lesbian 🤭🤭
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
there’s this guy from college who was a bartender at his frat and he’s gotten very woke since graduating so I checked his page for fun and would you believe he unfollowed almost everyone from college except me and another lesbian 🤭🤭
hm ok will the new LIS be bad? Yes most likely. However!! I actually didn’t hate Double Exposure so if this new game is just that but with Chloe actually in it like idk I might eat it up… I kinda like Max’s new powers but also isn’t Chloe just gonna yell at me the whole time I’m using them??? Idk
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
hm ok will the new LIS be bad? Yes most likely. However!! I actually didn’t hate Double Exposure so if this new game is just that but with Chloe actually in it like idk I might eat it up… I kinda like Max’s new powers but also isn’t Chloe just gonna yell at me the whole time I’m using them??? Idk
Scarlett Johansson please fucking retire already challenge
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Scarlett Johansson please fucking retire already challenge
*gf looking at a doodle sitting outside a fire station* Um he does NOT work there 😒
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
*gf looking at a doodle sitting outside a fire station* Um he does NOT work there 😒
STOP LETTING THEM FEAR MONGER YOU INTO REFUSING TO HONK!!!! THEY DON’T HAVE A GUN!!! HONK THE FUCKING HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONK HONK HONK‼️‼️‼️
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
STOP LETTING THEM FEAR MONGER YOU INTO REFUSING TO HONK!!!! THEY DON’T HAVE A GUN!!! HONK THE FUCKING HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONK HONK HONK‼️‼️‼️
OOP this just became relevant again 🤭
people will come and go, but my hatred for this bitch will transcend lifetimes, I will find her and hate her in every life that is my promise♥️
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
OOP this just became relevant again 🤭
one is crazy, two is a coincidence, but FOUR dogs hospitalized at the SAME TIME all with respiratory and/or heart problems is a trend there is something going around to dogs and no one will admit it but me
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
one is crazy, two is a coincidence, but FOUR dogs hospitalized at the SAME TIME all with respiratory and/or heart problems is a trend there is something going around to dogs and no one will admit it but me
how Marco Rubio felt saying “I guess we saved 50 million dollars!”
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
how Marco Rubio felt saying “I guess we saved 50 million dollars!”
“It’s like obviously things like this happen, you know, go fuck around with your MILF. But… at the end of the day, you can’t marry the MILF.”
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“It’s like obviously things like this happen, you know, go fuck around with your MILF. But… at the end of the day, you can’t marry the MILF.”
y’all do not respect Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes enough for me
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
y’all do not respect Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes enough for me
actually put in the effort to go back to the restaurant when they messed up my takeout order and ended up with a free Thai tea and an extra order of crab rolls
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
actually put in the effort to go back to the restaurant when they messed up my takeout order and ended up with a free Thai tea and an extra order of crab rolls
watching Daryl kiss another random blonde woman like he isn’t a gay man
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
watching Daryl kiss another random blonde woman like he isn’t a gay man
ravers looove the word glizzy they think it’s like the funniest thing ever
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ravers looove the word glizzy they think it’s like the funniest thing ever
it’s my birthdayyyyyyy
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it’s my birthdayyyyyyy