La Papessa
@lapapessa.bsky.social
Sojourner of truth. Part-time Oracle. Dotter of eyes and crosser of tees. Known to say the quiet part out loud. ~ Lori Eftink
Ate a Banquet chicken pot pie for lunch. It’s been over an hour and I’m not feeling any buzz at all. Should I eat another one or are these just shitty edibles?
April 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ate a Banquet chicken pot pie for lunch. It’s been over an hour and I’m not feeling any buzz at all. Should I eat another one or are these just shitty edibles?
The Revolution started today!
Let’s get in some good trouble.
Let’s get in some good trouble.
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Revolution started today!
Let’s get in some good trouble.
Let’s get in some good trouble.
Made a Cory Booker voodoo doll. I’m massaging its feet and gently rubbing Ben Gay on its back, while whispering encouragement.
April 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Made a Cory Booker voodoo doll. I’m massaging its feet and gently rubbing Ben Gay on its back, while whispering encouragement.
Normalize calling them fucking liars.
March 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Normalize calling them fucking liars.
I was an event coordinator once. I’m watching news coverage of protests and I think they need to spice it up. This isn’t the 1960s or a union strike. Use performance art to make it more news-worthy. Dress up. Use props. Be VISUAL to be heard.
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I was an event coordinator once. I’m watching news coverage of protests and I think they need to spice it up. This isn’t the 1960s or a union strike. Use performance art to make it more news-worthy. Dress up. Use props. Be VISUAL to be heard.
There’s no way to stop him. The powers that could, like Congress, are sycophants, and the Courts gave him immunity. He has created a mandate, backed by insane amounts of money from his billionaire donors. He’s over-riding court orders and circumventing Congress with zero pushback.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
March 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There’s no way to stop him. The powers that could, like Congress, are sycophants, and the Courts gave him immunity. He has created a mandate, backed by insane amounts of money from his billionaire donors. He’s over-riding court orders and circumventing Congress with zero pushback.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
If it looks like a Nazi rally and it sounds like a Nazi rally and you show up in a pink jacket with an auction paddle, you are still participating in a Nazi rally.
Yanno who didn’t participate? Al Green. He brandished his cane, then went home early after all of his remaining fucks were given.
Yanno who didn’t participate? Al Green. He brandished his cane, then went home early after all of his remaining fucks were given.
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If it looks like a Nazi rally and it sounds like a Nazi rally and you show up in a pink jacket with an auction paddle, you are still participating in a Nazi rally.
Yanno who didn’t participate? Al Green. He brandished his cane, then went home early after all of his remaining fucks were given.
Yanno who didn’t participate? Al Green. He brandished his cane, then went home early after all of his remaining fucks were given.
Stand up, Democrats in Congress! Boo! Jeer! Chant! Make them eject you!
Pink suits and ping pong paddles are not enough.
Resist!
#StateoftheUnion
Pink suits and ping pong paddles are not enough.
Resist!
#StateoftheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Stand up, Democrats in Congress! Boo! Jeer! Chant! Make them eject you!
Pink suits and ping pong paddles are not enough.
Resist!
#StateoftheUnion
Pink suits and ping pong paddles are not enough.
Resist!
#StateoftheUnion
I have never been ashamed to be American. Until today. What happened in the Oval Office with President Zelensky was the most disgusting and repulsive abuse of power I have ever seen. Ukraine is fighting for freedom and we should be thanking THEM - not the other way around.
February 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have never been ashamed to be American. Until today. What happened in the Oval Office with President Zelensky was the most disgusting and repulsive abuse of power I have ever seen. Ukraine is fighting for freedom and we should be thanking THEM - not the other way around.
Learned today that “maga” in Latin means witch. Huh. Might be a reason FOTUS keeps calling all of his criminal prosecutions witch hunts.
Gonna need a bigger bonfire.
Gonna need a bigger bonfire.
January 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Learned today that “maga” in Latin means witch. Huh. Might be a reason FOTUS keeps calling all of his criminal prosecutions witch hunts.
Gonna need a bigger bonfire.
Gonna need a bigger bonfire.
Remember when Bill Clinton got a command performance of Fleetwood Mac to sing, “Don’t Stop” at his inauguration? Fleetwood freaking Mac who were never ever ever getting back together.
FOTUS is getting the Village People. But really just the cop. Might as well just call him the Village Idiot.
FOTUS is getting the Village People. But really just the cop. Might as well just call him the Village Idiot.
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember when Bill Clinton got a command performance of Fleetwood Mac to sing, “Don’t Stop” at his inauguration? Fleetwood freaking Mac who were never ever ever getting back together.
FOTUS is getting the Village People. But really just the cop. Might as well just call him the Village Idiot.
FOTUS is getting the Village People. But really just the cop. Might as well just call him the Village Idiot.
Poor Ja’ Biden. He looks Egyptian mummy years old. Biden Ho-tep, if you will.
Go enjoy some ice cream on the beach, Mr. President.
Go enjoy some ice cream on the beach, Mr. President.
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Poor Ja’ Biden. He looks Egyptian mummy years old. Biden Ho-tep, if you will.
Go enjoy some ice cream on the beach, Mr. President.
Go enjoy some ice cream on the beach, Mr. President.
World of Warcraft has released a Tarot deck.
I feel so seen.
I feel so seen.
January 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
World of Warcraft has released a Tarot deck.
I feel so seen.
I feel so seen.