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有遗憾才显得圆满
哈哈哈哈 so cheap

还有 如果有人敲门,里面的人一声” 进!” 窝很难get到
最近時不時看看美食節目
由於會去的是亞洲
自然很多節目都是中國人做的
有幾個細節真的讓人非常難受
1.很少見到他們能說一句謝謝
2.給自己磨皮濾鏡大到變成硅膠娃娃
3.總要大聲喊好便宜,有時候還要用英文喊so cheap
4.嘴裡嚼著或滿著食物就給妳介紹多好吃
5.我可能太挑剔苛刻做作了。

「圖文無關,就想要發個圖」
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
印度人和咱们五千年文明人是不是电诈的伟大发明缔造者和使用者???。收到American express 浓重咖喱味的电话,说俺大麻烦了,有人用窝的卡买了七把枪,需要和FBI视频一下,窝去🤣。 昨天收到Costco中文有人刷了俺的Costco 卡买了两千块东西。 窝真的服了 因为不好意思😬一开始窝真的信了。 窝以为窝会比他们聪明其实不然,他们是靠这个吃饭的,口才极好,窝根本招架不住。
此时此刻窝把我发至心底最诚挚的祝福送给他们以及他们的家人,此处省略一万字🤬
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December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
人生最大的自律就是爱自己,懂得了这句话,一切就都迎刃而解了😌
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December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
问题不大,比起三鹿有长足进步
这难道不是安全问题?连基本的食品安全都得不到保障,天天鼓吹大国是世界上最安全的国家有何意义?
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
奈奈的又收到丑吊的腥臊绕信息,好看的从来对我都很尊重,保持距离和分寸感,从来不烧扰🥲 ,远看着真香啊,宝宝真是苦😭啊。 宝宝真的有吸引丑男的体质吗? 为什么要这样惩罚俺。

👇这是窝在互联网上最心疼的一只猫,每次他的哭声都让窝感同身受,心疼至极
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December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
当你不断听到的歌都是从前流行老歌被从新编曲出来的,而且尼觉得这些歌比现在的新歌好听100倍,尼就知道尼老了。 四不四这个理?🤔
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
人生九不争,做到你就成功了!一、跟父母,不争口舌;二、跟朋友,不争面子;三、跟领导,不争高低;四、跟小人,不争道理;五、跟伴侣,不争对错;六、跟亲戚,不争穷富;七、跟贵人,不争名利;八、跟孩子,不争脾气;九、跟自己,不争得失。
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November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
有没有想过尼龇牙咧嘴吃各种油滋滋烤肉,那都是尸油,哈哈哈
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
​不要急,
​没有一朵花,从一开始就是花。
​也不要嚣张,
​没有一朵花,到最后还是花。
​人生本无永久顺境,
​人人都在等待一场属于自己的春风,再经历春夏秋冬。
​你的人生不是只有一次四季,
​只要你怀揣着心里的那颗种子,
​低头滋养它,
​那就是你一次又一次的春天
September 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
好久不吃Costco 的打卤馕了,刚刚吃了一片,真好吃😋 还是那么便宜😆
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August 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
每天上班时的心情就是中间那张椅子 😏
August 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
只有窝一个人觉得美国各方面物价便宜吗?🤣
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August 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
俺不太赞成所谓的“第一印象”有多么重要,it’s overrated 很多时候俺都被第一印象蒙蔽了,之后的慢慢时间积累才发现第一印像基本上都是他们装逼过度的表现,根本不是真实的ta. 所以尼以后也不用再追求第一印象了,做一个真实的自己吧,反正迟早尼会被发现尼是什么样的人,省的尴尬😅
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July 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
三五好友七姑八大姨相聚 总有个别人会很具体地问一个月挣多少😏。每当此时俺都会短暂休克🤪 怕说出来他们会休克🤪
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July 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
所以鱿鱼游戏三的那个警察辛辛苦苦跑了两季,有什么用?🤣 犯罪现场被销毁了 大佬们坐直升机逃跑了
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July 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
为什么每次看到送外卖的DoorDash 开个破车为了几块钱而奔波,每次他们兢兢业业把食物递到窝手上,窝都会心痛的不行😢 这种圣母心泛滥注定窝这辈子就不是个狠人。
心痛,无法呼吸 GIF
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June 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
姥姥真美🍑 小伙儿都扛不住😆
June 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
最近怎么真么多杀猪盘跟随? 没必要其实,你们的头像都过于完美以至于让人作呕🤮 一下子就让本姑认出来了,属实技术欠佳。 你们的老板肯定很失望🙍🏻
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May 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
热爱很简单👉不过是日复一日重复同样的事。
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
一生很短,要是很开心,就更短了😅 哈哈哈哈
April 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
That’s it! Let’s eat first😏
成年人到生活大抵如此吧
March 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
怎么说呢,唉😮‍💨 善待他人吧,修行和因果到底先有哪个,俺脑子好像卡住了😵‍💫
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
刚刚Costco买了一盒大盒台湾产的奶油蝴蝶酥,那什么台湾的食品东西质量有保障的,呵呵四窝肤浅了,吃了一盒8个,愕然发现包装袋上写着反式脂肪,窝老人家夺袄年不吃反式脂肪了 哎😑 防不胜防。
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March 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
让儿女觉得愧疚的爱不是真的爱是绑架🤦‍♀️

倾其所有爱儿女还觉得亏欠儿女的是真的爱🥰

如果尼是那个被真爱的幸运的小孩真的恭喜恭喜了🎊
March 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
人生就是一团欲望
不满足就痛苦😖
满足了就无聊😏
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March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM