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Cranberry Curd Tart Recipe
If you are a fan of lemon curd or the classic French tarte au citron, you will love this cranberry version To minimize kitchen time, make it in stages, preparing the crust and curd a day or two in adv...
cooking.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love to overdress, I am so overdressed at the Starbucks
but then in came a guy in an elegant navy wool floor length overcoat with a GIANT lapel pin in the shape of a comet flying though space
and he took first place for overdressed
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Best egg nog that can be gotten in Alexandria?

Bonus: not low fat
Bonus bonus: heartily nutmegged
Triple threat: coats the back of a spoon
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Freelance writers of the Central-West End,

I'm at the Bradlee Starbucks children's sized table if you want to get together to "create content" (formerly known as "write") this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm at Gustave's in a fall leaf foulard and leopard-adjacent print top if any of y'all are around and want to write on laptops, in a very specific form of parallel play where we just are quiet
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The cure for what ails you is The Great Pottery Throw Down

you learn the words slip (liquid clay, who knew?) and raku
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Spindrift seltzers, in order:

2. Cranberry-Raspberry, great for the holidays
1. still Grapefruit, IMHO
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
People who still use hair mousse
do you find it does something better than
what the kids (or at any rate, my kids) call styling putty?
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is this color mustard, thatched eve on a cottage, or wild boar dung? open.substack.com/pub/croissan...
Cardigans, Boomers x Gen Alpha Drinks, Become Better At Idle Chit Chat
plus the color some kindly call "mustard"
open.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Uh oh
I've become *my college Irish Lit professor.*

Tartan wool shoulder scarf? check
French bob? check
Seamus Heaney opinions? check plus
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Alexandria Coffee Shops by population

Bradlee Starbucks: the young
Alexandria Pastry: the old
Gustave: strollers
St. Elmo's: the chattering class
Hypergoat: the hipster middle aged
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reviews of the Incredible Shrinking Of The Bradlee Center Starbucks Communal Table **and*** Lippinzaner stallions?

I got you

croissanthaver.substack.com/p/mondays-re...
Monday's Reviews
gray horses, good; gray walls, bad and my money is on tahini
croissanthaver.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The only reason to watch All Her Fault is, in my opinion, to see Sarah Snook reprise the palette of Shiv Roy's cashmeres.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Marigolds aren't mellow yellow, they're painted elephants of Jaipur yellow
The Week In Review
The Queen of Spice, a strained metaphor between the color marigold and the largeness of elephants & listening to your father.
croissanthaver.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
ISO hair products that add volume

I got my hair cut in a French bob because
it will look cute they said
but now I'm home and it's flat flat flat
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dear Santa,
Grrrrrl, I would like a shit ton of craft supplies to make local commentary 'zines. Washi tape, crayons, stapler, Xerox machine, whatever
With love,
One Gen X Gal
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Is local journalism dead? No!
You guys, I just scored a brown ombre faux mink vest
from The Twig for $8
and have officially become
the softest thing at the corner of Columbus and King
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Pomodoro method
but make it PEARS
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Anyone up for a ***abject beginner bottom of the barrel level zero have barely even ever held one *** ukulele meetup?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
From the Dept. of Alternative Flours
Spiced Rye Ginger Cookies
Soft, chewy spice cookies made with rye flour, complete with crispy edges and complex flavor. Bake these rye cookies today!
www.kingarthurbaking.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What spice needs to be uplifted from obscurity and used more in holiday baking?

allspice, I think
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
cardamom: pears :: cinnamon: apples
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Where's the rest of Team Pears (over apples) for holiday crisps and cobblers?
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The tables and chairs ( I guess this is called "seating")
at the Starbucks in the Bradlee Center have changed
they're smaller
lower

anyone know why?
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM