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City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)
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Funny, dramatic, and/or snobbish posts found on the Fix It app for the City of Lancaster, PA. THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE CITY OF LANCASTER, PA OR FIX IT IN ANY WAY. This is a fan/joke account. I am not a bot.
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Sad lamppost post.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20580...
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20514...
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Richard Scarry really knew how to make a villain.
seeclickfix.com/issues/18194...
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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How?
seeclickfix.com/issues/19933...
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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asdf
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August 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Aww 🐕
seeclickfix.com/issues/19661...
August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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10 phone calls vs. 10 seconds to throw it away yourself.
seeclickfix.com/issues/19581...
A picture of a small trash bag sitting on a sidewalk. A screenshot of a post on Lancaster Fix It labeling it as a trash and recycling post. Screenshot of the post on Lancaster Fix It. The details written by the citizen read "Trash is picked up every few weeks at most.i have called 10÷ times (usually rings awhile and ends), talked to 2 people, left messages and gone to the recycling office on NH Ave to talk in person to no avail. this bag has been sitting there for 18 days. I will do whatever-- just tell me how to fix it!!!"
July 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Those are toys.
seeclickfix.com/issues/19539...
July 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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↔️
seeclickfix.com/issues/19157...
June 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The person who tattled on people who started the homework during class:
seeclickfix.com/issues/19096...
May 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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🍌
seeclickfix.com/issues/18854...
April 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Not sure what the cat has to do with repairing a pothole. But I hope that city officials appreciated it nonetheless.
seeclickfix.com/issues/16509...
April 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Banana 🍌
seeclickfix.com/issues/18669...
March 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🙂🙃
seeclickfix.com/issues/18655...
March 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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"Founded"
seeclickfix.com/issues/18613...
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The chickens from Chicken Run wish they had it this easy!
seeclickfix.com/issues/18419...
Parks & Playgrounds
Small dog side of the dog park has too big of a gap. See a lot of dogs slipping in and out
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February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The kid that would remind the teacher to give out homework:
seeclickfix.com/issues/18328...
Parks & Playgrounds
I understand that the Welcome Center is currently undergoing a renovation and upon looking at old pictures of the building, I noticed it had a flagpole on the roof that was removed years ago. While th...
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February 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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:(
seeclickfix.com/issues/18370...
Bike Infrastructure Issue - NON-EMERGENCY
Large snow pile blocking bike lane :(
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February 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Ice cubes 🧊
seeclickfix.com/issues/18179...
Snow Removal - Sidewalk
I acknowledge this might be petty, but the Hamilton club throwing unused ice on the sidewalk while temperatures are below freezing seems unnecessarily lazy and dangerous.
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January 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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McDonald's does this every time it snows.
seeclickfix.com/issues/18151...
Snow Removal - Sidewalk
McDonalds has not cleared the sidewalk. They cleared their parking lot and front step, but not the public right of way They have the resources to be responsible members of a pedestrian city, but the...
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January 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Perish the thought that someone works 2nd or 3rd shift. Trash pickup in this area is on Tuesdays and the post was made on a Tuesday.
seeclickfix.com/issues/18020...
Trash and Recycling
Trash put out before 6 PM the night before service
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January 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Losing control
seeclickfix.com/issues/18063...
Trash and Recycling
Until this year all these student housing units managed in bulk by the same property manager got the message about container storage, but this year the properties are being managed and owned by someon...
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January 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Newton's acorns
seeclickfix.com/issues/17500...
Trees/Shrubs
The acorns fall from the tree abundantly. They come down at fast speeds hit vehicles/windshields and bing horizontally at tremendous speeds. They are a danger to children, adults, and pets. If they hi...
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January 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Rooster patrol 🐓
seeclickfix.com/issues/16429...
Pests & Vermin
I am not sure of the exact location, but there is a rooster crowing outside. The sound seems to be coming from the 400 block of W. King St.
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January 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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WTF
seeclickfix.com/issues/16602...
Graffiti
more than a dozen handprints in red paint stamped on pavement all along in front of 28 Penn Square
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January 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM