Lancener
@lancener.bsky.social
31, Bay area, any pronouns, definitely being NSFW sometimes
I appreciate that dragons in basically all media end up with a crotch bulge.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I appreciate that dragons in basically all media end up with a crotch bulge.
Realized that I don't mind the noise of living in a downtown area because the people I was living with were loud as fuck AND in the same building as me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Realized that I don't mind the noise of living in a downtown area because the people I was living with were loud as fuck AND in the same building as me.
Benadryl-fueled naps hit way harder.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Benadryl-fueled naps hit way harder.
Being horny enough to learn how to draw something is the hottest part of furry porn.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Being horny enough to learn how to draw something is the hottest part of furry porn.
One of these days I need to record myself swinging my balls around. I usually end up hurting myself, so I may as well make it worthwhile.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
One of these days I need to record myself swinging my balls around. I usually end up hurting myself, so I may as well make it worthwhile.
WHERE ARE THEY? I SEEK THE BOYS
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
WHERE ARE THEY? I SEEK THE BOYS
Since this has happened a few times.
If you ever ask me for dick pics in private and I tell you to go to publicly available social media posts, I'm probably not interested. That's usually me being dismissive.
If I'm interested in continuing that conversation I'll usually just send something in DMs.
If you ever ask me for dick pics in private and I tell you to go to publicly available social media posts, I'm probably not interested. That's usually me being dismissive.
If I'm interested in continuing that conversation I'll usually just send something in DMs.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Since this has happened a few times.
If you ever ask me for dick pics in private and I tell you to go to publicly available social media posts, I'm probably not interested. That's usually me being dismissive.
If I'm interested in continuing that conversation I'll usually just send something in DMs.
If you ever ask me for dick pics in private and I tell you to go to publicly available social media posts, I'm probably not interested. That's usually me being dismissive.
If I'm interested in continuing that conversation I'll usually just send something in DMs.
Today I learned how much my boyfriend hates hearing about me getting a burn. I think they're more uncomfortable than I am and I've got a burn on my knuckle lol.
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Today I learned how much my boyfriend hates hearing about me getting a burn. I think they're more uncomfortable than I am and I've got a burn on my knuckle lol.
Sitting on the bidet for too long is the bottom's version of shaking it more than 3 times.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sitting on the bidet for too long is the bottom's version of shaking it more than 3 times.
Sometimes I just want to be a kinky little freak, most of the time even.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes I just want to be a kinky little freak, most of the time even.
There's not a day where I log out of VRC and don't think about how lucky I am to have all these incredible friends in my life.
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
There's not a day where I log out of VRC and don't think about how lucky I am to have all these incredible friends in my life.
Been a while and I’ve been getting harder than usual so, have more cock.
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Been a while and I’ve been getting harder than usual so, have more cock.
I hate unity so much, 2 animators, both set up the same way, being sent the same named variables with the same code. One works and the other doesn't. Why? I don't think anyone could actually tell me and I just have to redo it under different conditions until it works.
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hate unity so much, 2 animators, both set up the same way, being sent the same named variables with the same code. One works and the other doesn't. Why? I don't think anyone could actually tell me and I just have to redo it under different conditions until it works.
The dick vein on this Twix is aggressive
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The dick vein on this Twix is aggressive
I don't know how to express to people who don't code how satisfying it is to just have a whole new section of code just work without any errors on the first test.
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don't know how to express to people who don't code how satisfying it is to just have a whole new section of code just work without any errors on the first test.
Trying to get my brain to go today. I've been making so much progress on a project and I don't want to take the day off from it.
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trying to get my brain to go today. I've been making so much progress on a project and I don't want to take the day off from it.
The unfortunate part of me starting a project again is now all I can think about is it. Woke up a bit early and I've just been laying in bed for half an hour thinking about how to do different things.
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The unfortunate part of me starting a project again is now all I can think about is it. Woke up a bit early and I've just been laying in bed for half an hour thinking about how to do different things.
I've been laying in bed for 45 minutes, and my morning wood hasn't gone down at all. Why, penis?
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I've been laying in bed for 45 minutes, and my morning wood hasn't gone down at all. Why, penis?
Throwing a nanab berry at a spoink feels like attempted murder.
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Throwing a nanab berry at a spoink feels like attempted murder.
Reposted by Lancener
I hope they invent a way to transplant wombs someday so someone will have a chance to say "Thank you for your cervix"
September 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hope they invent a way to transplant wombs someday so someone will have a chance to say "Thank you for your cervix"
Just misread a shirt, I knew “I ❤️ emu bitches” sounded wrong, but now I want that as a shirt instead.
August 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just misread a shirt, I knew “I ❤️ emu bitches” sounded wrong, but now I want that as a shirt instead.
Hands cold, balls warm.
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hands cold, balls warm.
Forgot to post pictures from our hike up a small mountain last week, was pretty mild but very pretty ^^
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Forgot to post pictures from our hike up a small mountain last week, was pretty mild but very pretty ^^
Yes, small child it is called San potato
August 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yes, small child it is called San potato