Lance
lancemi.bsky.social
Lance
@lancemi.bsky.social
19 year old living in Michigan no minors please 🔞
Dms are open so feel free to message :3

Not looking for commissions just here to be horny and make friends
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Y'all I need a boyfriend that'll fuck the ever loving shit out of me and then cuddle me and tell me he loves me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
I forget this account existed here's some photos 🤣
August 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
All the hot tops are unavailable 😭 i just need to be cuddle fucked.
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Fuck dude I can't get this guy out of my head please 😭
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ever fantasize about the guy you like fucking the shit out of you? Yeah.. it's nice 🥴
February 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Good morning blue sky
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Felt good this morning horny as always #nsfw #breedme
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Need a boyfriend to fuck me till I pass out and then leave it in me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. And please fuck my butt:3
February 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If anyone did this to me.. I'm becoming dick drunk immediately. My oral fixation needs it in my mouth
Hey puppy.

You've been a good puppy today.

Here's a reward for a job well done.

(Part 1/2)
(CW: Bulge)
January 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Horny as shit, please someone cuddle fuck me
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Need someone like this
A 2021 update/remake of an old Christmas strip (because I lost the original file) and had a low res jpeg repost for reference XD.

Merry Christmas, everyone! ❤️🎄😈
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Y'all I need a boyfriend that'll fuck the ever loving shit out of me and then cuddle me and tell me he loves me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
January 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I hate being horny all the time. But it definitely feels good when I can release it 😭
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Y'all I'm too down bad for men 😔 I want cuddles that turn into them grinding into me
January 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I need more people to ERP with in VRchat. I usually don't ask but my horniness is off the charts lately and I need someone to fuck it out of me. My Dms are open :3
January 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Lance
It's that time of the year again! WEREDOG DAY is near!
To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🤩❤️
One winner, 29 toys!😏🚀

To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post!
Exclusive to Bluesky.🦋
Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT.

T&C👉go.were.dog/WDD25
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Where are the VRchat hotties that I can flirt with 😭
January 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hello bluesky I currently need to be railed till I can't speak. Thank you
December 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Honestly. Need someone to fuck me till I can't walk
November 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Horny 😭 help me
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Anyone wanna mess with my lovense while I play cod 6? :3
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I'll try this #fcf
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by Lance
To celebrate our launch on Bluesky, We're giving away £500 to spend on Weredog.co.uk!

TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post

Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT

Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Kinda wish I had friends that we could have fun and do shit and then have gay sex. That'd be nice
November 22, 2024 at 4:05 AM
:3
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM