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Lance 凉
@lanceliang.bsky.social
He/Him🌈
ACG宅 && 阴暗哥布林👹 && 中二老年
烂梗制造机

Bluesky user analytics tool:
https://www.bsky-viz.com

Bluesky follow manager:
https://bluesky-cleaner.vercel.app
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因为新生儿家庭更加注意卫生和消毒,家里的小强也会产后抑郁
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
不是这才第一个boos怎么就这么难啊,打完这个居然还有二阶段,手残党当场吓哭😿
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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what an affordable bird
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
宝宝,你耳朵呢?
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
突然意识到自己过去两个月就催吐了一次。让自己处于增重心态还是有好处的。
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
『冬の魔法』 - Aogumo
YouTube video by Aogumo
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Art critic. 😾
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
谢邀,不敢体验
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
感觉从去年十一月开始,雪和雨就没听过。太哈人了。
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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感谢,这个yangfan放到电子鱼钩列表里了

电子鱼钩列表: bsky.app/profile/did:...
严重怀疑这个主页空空如也,扒着问网友在哪的人有问题,我先行拉黑了,各位小心~
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
上个月一时冲动报了个名,然后今天心血来潮就给考完了。

在力量恢复前先恢复了私教身份(

现在可以更理直气壮地吐槽nasm的教材真垃圾了
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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1月16日放送開始
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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裙带资本主义就是这样,你应该算算习近平卖出了多少iPhone,没他批准你一台也出不去
特朗普:

我就是国王。

我卖出的波音飞机比地球上任何人都多。

他们还给我颁了年度最佳销售奖。

我说,何止是年度最佳,放眼波音公司的整个历史,我卖出的波音飞机数量都超过任何人,而且是遥遥领先。

大概卖了超过1000架,1000架飞机。
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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It's such a bunderful, relaxing day for mommy pets. And today, she gets a two for one deal! 🖤🐰🤍

#bunny #rabbit
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Sadie is doing the perfect cat on a glass table pose. Happy Monday Bluesky
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Currently re-sorting my shelf and putting up some new stuff. One more Miku slot has been started. Can never get enough of this queen
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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经过友邻提醒,注意到了一位GPS成精的账户,最近到处问别人坐标在哪里(见本贴的图片),更之前还追着女性用户“赞美”对方的容貌(见回复贴里的图片)

此账户已经加入“仿生鱼钩会梦见电子网警吗?”列表

GPS成精的账户: bsky.app/profile/john...
仿生鱼钩列表: bsky.app/profile/kits...
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
小短腿视角下冷一看还挺大(
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
一直以为动脉粥样硬化(Atherosclerosis)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheros...
和动脉硬化(Arteriosclerosis)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arterio...
是同词根, athero是arterio(动脉)的一个变形。

今天查了一下居然不是,Arteriosclerosis的词根是arterio,动脉,但Atherosclerosis的词根是atheroma,意思是”粥“

意思相近,差了三个字母的单词,居然天差地别😂

www.etymonline.com/word/atheroma

#可能不太冷但无用知识
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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外交部发言人只能站上面骂街而没法下来碰瓷实在是太可惜了,建议以后中国外交部例行记者会改成骑着电驴开
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM